poetry makes me look deep
365 Gay Sharks
Day 112, Word Count: 390
Theme: April; Double Rainbow
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Sometimes when I'm procrastinating, I write really bad poetry.
fucktoast: an ode to reili/hemingway
you ruined my life,
good sir,
but you can't deny it.
you and i could write a bad romance.
i still don't want to be your friend
and i definitely don't want sex
and you're kind of dead.
not that necro's bad.
i'd just buy a heater for your thighs
and we'd be okay.
anyway
i don't
love
you
i just think we could make something
more beautiful that a thing alone
sorry i ripped off cummings
and sorry that no one's coming
but you know.
dangers of asexuality.
increasingly awkward expletives
oh fucking jesus toast on a pogo stick
creamed butter and sugar
porkchop with apple-dijon glaze!
fuckity fucker fuck fuck fucking fucker from mcfuckity town.
bitches don't understand
that sometimes you can't
express your frustration
without a expletive
or twelve
so fudging knickerboxer with pthalo blue
and you fluking whale of a person
where the flying nimbus on a cloud
is my monkey-fighting wallet?
shitake mushrooms with sugar cookies and blueberry compote
now i'm just making myself hungry.
fuck.
chicago style can go swimming with a sharktopus
i swear
it's like it wants me to cry
who the fuck thinks this nonsense up?
why can't i just use mla?
THIS IS A NEXT TO NEVER RECOURSE
oops
rule broken
anyway i think
my life would be vastly improved
if chicago style got eaten
by sharktopus
j u s t s a y i n '
#haikunothemingway (aka "why you should/shouldn't follow me on twitter")
tweet tweet all i do
danger of the techno-age
shit, tumblr's down
use the L word, scott.
lesbian? no. lesbians?
not a trick question
haiku is a
silly form of poetry
at least in english
i less than 3 you
but you're a zombie now
so is that necro?
daleks are awesome
doctor in a big, blue box
now shut up and watch
cannot tweet, must run
zombie coming after me
a leaf in the wind
damn you, joss whedon
captain hammer can’t save us
i won’t feel a thing
scotty doesn't know
i fucked his girlfriend today
oops or whatever
hemingway can suck
my silicon cock tonight
i will destroy him
i love your face and
admire your um
um expensive taste?
double rainbow all
the way across the sky, bitch
god is banging devil
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Day 112, Word Count: 390
Theme: April; Double Rainbow
This post is part of the 365 Gay Sharks project. If you would like to learn more about this project, click here to read more about it. :D
Sometimes when I'm procrastinating, I write really bad poetry.
fucktoast: an ode to reili/hemingway
you ruined my life,
good sir,
but you can't deny it.
you and i could write a bad romance.
i still don't want to be your friend
and i definitely don't want sex
and you're kind of dead.
not that necro's bad.
i'd just buy a heater for your thighs
and we'd be okay.
anyway
i don't
love
you
i just think we could make something
more beautiful that a thing alone
sorry i ripped off cummings
and sorry that no one's coming
but you know.
dangers of asexuality.
increasingly awkward expletives
oh fucking jesus toast on a pogo stick
creamed butter and sugar
porkchop with apple-dijon glaze!
fuckity fucker fuck fuck fucking fucker from mcfuckity town.
bitches don't understand
that sometimes you can't
express your frustration
without a expletive
or twelve
so fudging knickerboxer with pthalo blue
and you fluking whale of a person
where the flying nimbus on a cloud
is my monkey-fighting wallet?
shitake mushrooms with sugar cookies and blueberry compote
now i'm just making myself hungry.
fuck.
chicago style can go swimming with a sharktopus
i swear
it's like it wants me to cry
who the fuck thinks this nonsense up?
why can't i just use mla?
THIS IS A NEXT TO NEVER RECOURSE
oops
rule broken
anyway i think
my life would be vastly improved
if chicago style got eaten
by sharktopus
j u s t s a y i n '
#haikunothemingway (aka "why you should/shouldn't follow me on twitter")
tweet tweet all i do
danger of the techno-age
shit, tumblr's down
use the L word, scott.
lesbian? no. lesbians?
not a trick question
haiku is a
silly form of poetry
at least in english
i less than 3 you
but you're a zombie now
so is that necro?
daleks are awesome
doctor in a big, blue box
now shut up and watch
cannot tweet, must run
zombie coming after me
a leaf in the wind
damn you, joss whedon
captain hammer can’t save us
i won’t feel a thing
scotty doesn't know
i fucked his girlfriend today
oops or whatever
hemingway can suck
my silicon cock tonight
i will destroy him
i love your face and
admire your um
um expensive taste?
double rainbow all
the way across the sky, bitch
god is banging devil
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comments. :D