[D@tM] Never Let Me Go
365 Gay Sharks
Day 60, Word Count: 567
Theme: March; Truth and Consequences
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Night Daytime at the Movies with Reili
I'm going to cry and I've barely started.
Small singing children!
Lesbians? /no qualms
. . . . oh god. this is so. I can't. /stomach sinks
:(
oh god examinations my skin is crawling.
no okay so if you didn't know oh god I have a thing for boys without friends (coughRYANEVANScoughcough) and ugh. my heart!
oh everything about domesticity/real world lessons makes me want to punch people.
INTO ANDREW GARFIELD. /shot
oh god they're all such sad toys.
. . . I see you, subtle title reference.
my heart is sinking as she speaks. I mean. I know how this is going to go. IT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS HEARTBREAKING.
I'm mean to everyone I like. THE MORE I LOVE YOU, THE MORE I HATE YOU. HATE AND LOVE ARE NOT SO DIFFERENT TO ME. (see: Andrew Garfield.)
oh. oh Andrew Garfield your haaaaaaaaair. you and RPattz should have a terrible hair contest.
I vote threesome.
hi Kiera Knightly and Andrew Garfield sexing. um. I can't.
. . . please say the word sex forever, Andrew. FOR. E. VER.
nope, yeah. I vote threesome.
OH GOD. OH GOD YOU'RE CLONES.
I like to think that people are observant enough to figure what's going on, even though they have no experience.
THIS IS THE SOUND OF MY HEART AND EVERYONE'S HEART. BREAKING.
BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING NOT ENOUGH BANDAIDS IN THE WORLD.
NO. NO I FORBID YOU FROM USING YOUR EYES LIKE THAT. FUCK YOU ANDREW GARFIELD.
that was supposed to be where you said "I love you, Kathy. Please join me in a threesome with Ruth." :|
. . . oh hey, softcore porn on my screen derp de derp
I think that translates to "I would've had a threesome."
soooooooooooooooooo obviously what I need to do is rewrite this movie so it ends in threesomes. I'm not sure how, but eh. I WILL DO THIS.
ahahaha Tommy you are so hilariously in love with Kathy. "OH RUTH. YEAH, SHE EXISTS."
there's just a boat. sitting in the middle of nowhere. why?
POLYAMORY WAS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING YOU IDIOTS.
oh my god Andrew Garfield you play such a convincing terrible lovesick.
Andrew please shut your face. I have no desire to sex people.
oh god sex everything makes me so incredibly weirded out. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I would totally love to have violins play during my romantic moments, though.
you two are really adorable, holy shit, but threesooooooooomes. :|
I hate everything about this movie oh my god.
I can't. I can't do this only I have to and nnnnnnnnnnnnnng.
Andrew Garfield I can't. I can't take you. You ruin my life and then you crush my heart and I just. I HATE YOU AND YOUR EVERYTHING OH MY GOD. everything about you is designed to make me love you so irrationally it can only manifest itself as hate.
I think that's a moleskine he's drawn in. That makes me kind of happy. I mean. My heart is still breaking, but. Moleskine!
my heart. tiny little pieces. TINY. LITTLE. PIECES.
oh my god I can't. I can't.
ANDREW. ANDREW YOUR EVERYTHING MAKES MY HEART HURT.
I'm sorry. I don't even know what I'm apologizing for, but I'm sorry. I'll fix it. I'll fix it, I swear.
Final Notes: Anders says I'm not allowed a Killjoys/Never Let Me Go crossover, but I think I would work that out. Anyway, I'm off to you know. Drown myself in happy. Forever.
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Day 60, Word Count: 567
Theme: March; Truth and Consequences
This post is part of the 365 Gay Sharks project. If you would like to learn more about this project, click here to read more about it. :D
Night Daytime at the Movies with Reili
I'm going to cry and I've barely started.
Small singing children!
Lesbians? /no qualms
. . . . oh god. this is so. I can't. /stomach sinks
:(
oh god examinations my skin is crawling.
no okay so if you didn't know oh god I have a thing for boys without friends (coughRYANEVANScoughcough) and ugh. my heart!
oh everything about domesticity/real world lessons makes me want to punch people.
INTO ANDREW GARFIELD. /shot
oh god they're all such sad toys.
. . . I see you, subtle title reference.
my heart is sinking as she speaks. I mean. I know how this is going to go. IT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS HEARTBREAKING.
I'm mean to everyone I like. THE MORE I LOVE YOU, THE MORE I HATE YOU. HATE AND LOVE ARE NOT SO DIFFERENT TO ME. (see: Andrew Garfield.)
oh. oh Andrew Garfield your haaaaaaaaair. you and RPattz should have a terrible hair contest.
I vote threesome.
hi Kiera Knightly and Andrew Garfield sexing. um. I can't.
. . . please say the word sex forever, Andrew. FOR. E. VER.
nope, yeah. I vote threesome.
OH GOD. OH GOD YOU'RE CLONES.
I like to think that people are observant enough to figure what's going on, even though they have no experience.
THIS IS THE SOUND OF MY HEART AND EVERYONE'S HEART. BREAKING.
BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING NOT ENOUGH BANDAIDS IN THE WORLD.
NO. NO I FORBID YOU FROM USING YOUR EYES LIKE THAT. FUCK YOU ANDREW GARFIELD.
that was supposed to be where you said "I love you, Kathy. Please join me in a threesome with Ruth." :|
. . . oh hey, softcore porn on my screen derp de derp
I think that translates to "I would've had a threesome."
soooooooooooooooooo obviously what I need to do is rewrite this movie so it ends in threesomes. I'm not sure how, but eh. I WILL DO THIS.
ahahaha Tommy you are so hilariously in love with Kathy. "OH RUTH. YEAH, SHE EXISTS."
there's just a boat. sitting in the middle of nowhere. why?
POLYAMORY WAS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING YOU IDIOTS.
oh my god Andrew Garfield you play such a convincing terrible lovesick.
Andrew please shut your face. I have no desire to sex people.
oh god sex everything makes me so incredibly weirded out. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I would totally love to have violins play during my romantic moments, though.
you two are really adorable, holy shit, but threesooooooooomes. :|
I hate everything about this movie oh my god.
I can't. I can't do this only I have to and nnnnnnnnnnnnnng.
Andrew Garfield I can't. I can't take you. You ruin my life and then you crush my heart and I just. I HATE YOU AND YOUR EVERYTHING OH MY GOD. everything about you is designed to make me love you so irrationally it can only manifest itself as hate.
I think that's a moleskine he's drawn in. That makes me kind of happy. I mean. My heart is still breaking, but. Moleskine!
my heart. tiny little pieces. TINY. LITTLE. PIECES.
oh my god I can't. I can't.
ANDREW. ANDREW YOUR EVERYTHING MAKES MY HEART HURT.
I'm sorry. I don't even know what I'm apologizing for, but I'm sorry. I'll fix it. I'll fix it, I swear.
Final Notes: Anders says I'm not allowed a Killjoys/Never Let Me Go crossover, but I think I would work that out. Anyway, I'm off to you know. Drown myself in happy. Forever.
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