[glee] Grilled Cheesus, Duet
2: oh god you're displayed Troy levels of stupid.
3: So . . . Wicked, Gray's Anatomy, and Sound of Musical. Why does ANYONE think this boy is straight? (also omg Kurt in a Maria bonnet. so presh.)
4: augh finn idefk what to do with you. I'm with Puck. This = worse than you being gay.
5: Quinn I like you better as a bitchy cheerleader. Who happens to pray. also Puck ilu sometimes.
7: DDDDDDDD: BUUUUUUUUUUURT!
8: oh baby. Baby you need a hug.
10: . . . Finn augh nevermind.
11: Brittany you're good people. Finn, I am going to . . . nyet. MY GUT INSTINCT IS TO PUNCH YOU BECAUSE UGH YOU DON'T GET IT. :|
12: why do they have a harpist. SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT THEY WERE POOR. WHY DO THEY HAVE A HARPIST?
13: I'm with you there, Kurt. Kinda.
15: sometime ilu Sue.
16: that makes no sense, Rachel. I hope you realize that. (also: AHAHAHAHA THOSE CAMERA ANGLES. MAKE THE KISSING LOOK LESS ATTRACTIVE, MAN.)
19: . . . sigh sometimes I wonder if I like Sue because, on some level, she's a much meaner me.
20: idefk what to do with you, Finn. That sanwich should be moldy by now anyway.
22: Rachel this is the kind of song you need to sing always. No more pop for you. :|
24: how are there so many people in that room they get bitchy after like. three.
29: KURT THAT'S PLAYING DIRTY ageyyreyyre singing songs I like as slow ballads and making me cry.
30: teeny!Kurt is the most precious thing omg. also EMOTIONAL MOMENT I'M SNIFFLING AND I STILL NOTICE THAT THERE ARE TWO CELLISTS AND LIKE FOUR VIOLIN PLAYERS. WHERE DO THEY COME FROM?
32: Fabulous hat. FABULOUS HAT YOU GUYS AUGH SO RYAN.
34: more people talk to Emma than people talked to my school counselor. I don't even know my counselors name. Also, Finn you just had one of those "aha!" moments Troy was always having. It's kind of precious.
35: idefk. Finn you're kind of . . . your faaaaaaaaace.
36: . . . pffffffft that haaaaaaaaat it's a Kelsi hat, not a Ryan hat KURT I'M DISAPPOINTED.
38: Mercedes you can do better. I am disappoint, this is the first song I don't really like from this episode YOU WERE DOING SO WELL.
42: you're eating a week-old grilled cheese. AUGH AUGH AUGH.
final notes: brb getting tissue.
2: Sam you are the most precious oh my god come here and let me add you to my little collection of blue-eyed blonds. (loooool Kurt.)
3: didn't we do duets last season. metrosexual by the way.
4: . . . D: BRITTANY NO SADFACES.
6: not . . . really, Finn. Most of the girls I know would have been like "you're cute, now stop crushing on me."
7: Rachel I love your skirt. Also Finn your faaaaaaaaaaaaaace.
9: Rachel you are weirdly presh sometimes.
12: augh Sam you are the dorkiest dork stop being so precious oh my god I have to write derpy fluff where Ryan calls Sam in a panic and is like SOB TELL ME ABOUT COMIC BOOKS and Sam is like WAIT WHAT WHY and Ryan is like I AM CRUSHING ON A GUY WHO LIKES THEM and so Sam gives Ryan like. Northstar. (we've established that I am never giving up this theory of Sam as Ryan's cousin, right?)
18: Mercedes/Santana better exist. If it's hatesex, that would be better.
19: OH GOOD GLEE REALIZES THAT GREASE 2 IS A PIECE OF SHIT. A+ WRITERS, YOU GET MY LOVE JUST FOR THAT now all you need to do is have choreography my Kenny Ortega and have Lucas Grabeel guest star and I am your slave for all time.
23: I feel bad because all I can think here is "I like this act better when Biff does it at Seaworld and it's Danny and Sandy. Also I would have appreciated Hedwig."
24: I think Diana knows how to play drums, though.
25: poor Sam. :(
28: that was actually . . . not bad. His dancing is way better, though.
30: CUTEST FIST-BUMP EVER OMG Rachel and Finn stop being weirdly Troyella with a little bit of Zekepay.
32: pffffffffffffffffffffft. oh my god you two ilu.
34: try harder you guys.
36: I could get behind Quinn/Sam. I would have preferred a Were the World Mine-esque thing, but I'm cool with derp het.
37: omg Brittany.
39: HELLO THREESOME THAT I LOVE. COME BACK HERE. COME HERE AND BE TRUE.
40: You would have transferred to PIGFARTS? okay I'm done now.
41: pfffft his secret is that he dyes his hair. (it is cute though)
42: I maintain that I want my goddamn Finn sandwich now plz.
final notes: Sam is a lost Evans child. He should call Ryan for advice and vice versa. I want my Finn sandwich. Glee is pretty okay atm.
also if you don't watch the web exclusives on Hulu, you are seriously missing out they are HILARIOUS. Brittany has a poster of Charlie St Cloud in her room because she loves Zac Efron. ONE FANDOM YOU GUYS. (also Lea lives with Diana YOU GUYS MAKE IT EASY JESUS)
This entry originally posted here. Original entry currently has
comments. :D