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[kisaraginights]

So, this dream again. Haven't had one of these in... I was almost twenty, so ten years. Ten years.

Why am I surrounded by idiots? Idiot father, idiot husband, idiot husband's bodyguard, idiot toddlers, idiot advisers

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{OOC: Yuffie's been fast-forwarded to 29 and looks, dresses, and thinks it.}

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[urbandev]

Are we married again?

[kisaraginights]

Again? I hate these dreams, they never make any sense.

As I recall, we've only been married once. Our fifth anniversary's coming up soon. Don't tell me you forgot?

[urbandev]

You don't remember last week? Even with the curse, I think I'm insulted.

What dreams, Princess?

[kisaraginights]

The dreams where I'm in this City that's its own world and there's no way out.

If that was part of one of these dreams, then, no, I don't. I haven't dreamed anything like this since I was nineteen.

[urbandev]

They're not dreams. You are in the city, you're just cursed.

[kisaraginights]

Those were like randomly hitting Status Defects, right?

I promise you, this is a dream. We'll both wake up soon.

[urbandev]

With a wider variety of nasty. No one here's turned into a frog yet.

As you wish. How are the children?

[kisaraginights]

"The children"? Wow, Reeve, can't remember your own kids' names? Geez, you are getting old.

And, as this is obviously a dream, I'd say they're asleep. Probably dreaming about whatever mischief they'll use to drive us both crazy tomorrow.

[urbandev]

My fingers are arthritic. You can't expect me to type out every last thing.

Besides, it's your fault for dreaming me this old.

Why are they idiots? Why am I an idiot?

[kisaraginights]

C'mon, c'mon, you made such a hilarious face when you saw Shougo on the lowest roof of the Pagoda. Don't tell me you forgot about it?

And Reeve, you're genius, you were the Commissioner of a multi-national peacekeeping force, but trust me. You're an idiot.

[urbandev]

Indulge me. What happened, and how did Vincent tie into it?

Hey.

[kisaraginights]

Shougo climbed on the roof of the Pagoda, that's what happened. And both you and Vincent had conniptions and I had to get him down. And my old man laughed at us!

Don't you "hey" me! I'm your wife and future Emperor, not your spy! right!

[urbandev]

I'm... sorry? They grow up so fast...

Respect your elders, Yuffie.

[kisaraginights]

No kidding... it feels like only yesterday he was learning to climb and use the dai shuriken... Well, next time, you and Vincent ought to try not to be so bloody useless. I told you both, the kid's a ninja. This shit happens with ninja children. Why else d'you think Chekhov was laughing so hard at us all?

Pffffffft. You mean "respect the ancient and breakable".

[urbandev]

That's my... your boy.

I thought your father was laughing. Has Chekhov had a sex change?

I'm always useless. That's why we have Vincent.

[kisaraginights]

Well, they were both laughing. But Chekhov was laughing specifically at US, and Dad was laughing at the whole situation.

Pffft. Reeve, that might be what my idiot country think, but we all know better.