OMG I HAZ POWERZ LULz!!1!

Oct 20, 2008 16:49

So I'm sitting and thinking: what would be the most awesomest superpower ever? And suddenly it hits me.

What better than modeling this power after the most successful of corporations and its abilities?

I'd have built in the ultimate Google-like search and retrieval system.

Think of it this way:

You walk into a used bookstore. Thousands of books line the walls in very crammed shelves in no particular order. Yet you want to find a book by Catullus. With this ability, just simply think 'books by Catullus found in this store'. Several 'tracer' lines which only you can see shoot from somewhere just outside your chest and connect with your 'results'.

Even cooler?

Grab ahold of one of these 'tracers' and give a little tug. That result appears instantaneously into your hand (or wherever you want it tugged to in your immediate vicinity).

Even better than that?

Grab ahold of a tracer and pull from your end. You instantaneously appear near or on whatever was at the end of that line.

Oh, think of the potentials with that. You could be rich in an instant or travel to the most amazing of places. You could even be the ultimate fighter.

The possibilities are endless!

Muahaha...

brain-farts, awesome

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