Dmc - chapter 14
Title : Dmc
Chapter : 14 / ?
Author :kiryu_pandakun
Genre : Comedy / Romance
Rating : PG-13
Warnings : MxM, Bad english, Cursing, Bad humor
Summary : Shou goes to tokyo to make his dream come true. His dream is to become a pop singer but instead he gets forced into a death metal band called Dmc. He is ashamed of his job and hides it. In the progress he devlope a split personality, so everytime someone gets on his nerves he freak out and does something bad. He gets unwanted attention from fanboys and a guy called ruki. Still he struggles to be a pop singer.
Pairings : Ruki x Shou, Tora x Saga, Byou x Shin, Kazuki x Manabu, Yu-ki x Ryosuke x Yu-ki, Yuh x Iv, Ko-ki x Nozomi, Aggy x Leda, Chiyu x Takeru, Reika x Umi, Rui x Hasune, Suzune x Ikuma, Miyavi x Nao (Onesided), Nao x Saga (Onesided), Sujk x Nao, Juri x Jin
Bands: Alice nine, The gazette, Vivid, Aicle, Miyavi, Screw, Lolita23q, Clearveil, Vistlip, Deluhi, Sug, D=out, Egoist, And
Disclaimer: Dmc (Detroit metal city) belongs to whoever it was who made the ova and the live action. I just changed the story. Because it was to short and i thought it would be fun if it would involve Jrockers :D
( Shou had just fainted so this is not in Shou's pov so therefore i will just be annoying and write the names of the person talking.. )
CROTCH GRABBING SHOU :
Aoi, Uruha and Kai were in ruki's living room with shou.
Aoi : "Hey, should we pour water on him? Maybe he will wake up?"
Uruha : "Ruki would be pissed!"
Aoi : "But ruki isn't here right now! Reita is distracting him with his portable hello kitty collection."
Uruha : "Then what are we waiting for! Kai! Bring us some cold water!"
Kai : "SHUT UP URUHA, I'M TRYING TO KILL THE BIRD!"
Uruha : "Then you bring it aoi."
Aoi : "No! You bring it!"
Uruha : "NO! It was your idea so it's your doing!"
Aoi : "KAI, LEAVE THAT BIRD ALONE AND BRING US SOME COLD WATER NOW!"
Kai : "Don't wanna!"
*BAAM*
Ruki : "Can you guys please shut up for a moment?!"
Kai : "OH THAT'S GREAT, REITA MADE RUKI WEAR A HELLO KITTY COSTUM!"
Ruki : "Actually no kai, i'm right here."
Kai : "Yeah i see that, you're right in front of me, in a freaking hello kitty costum!"
Ruki : "No, that's reita. I'm behind you."
Kai : "Yeah yeah, Reita could trick anyone to wear that kind of thing. You should just take it before you become like him."
Reita : "DON'T TOUCH ME!"
Kai : "WHAT? WHY IS REITA INSIDE OF THE COSTUM? WHERE IS RUKI? REITA YOU BASTARD! DID YOU EAT RUKI!!!!?"
Kai and Reita started to punch each other. Ruki went to where shou was.
Ruki : "How is Shou doing?"
Uruha : "I think he is waking up. By the way aoi said that someone called you but he didn't say who it was."
Ruki : "Where is he?"
Uruha : "He is over there, look!"
*SLAP*
Aoi slaped kai's butt.
Kai : WHAT THE FUCK!
Aoi : Don't look at me! It was Reita!
Reita : You're a big liar!
Aoi : And you are a pervert!
Kai : Reita! I'm gonna beat you up!
Aoi : Bring it on, bitch!
Kai : YOU JUST HAD TO SAY THAT!
Reita : THAT WAS AOI!
Kai : YEAH RIGHT, BLAME IT ALL ON AOI BUT YOU'RE STILL GONNA GET BEATEN UP!
Aoi : Reita is a bad guy!
Reita : YOU SHOULD JUST GO TO YOUR 22 girlfriends already!
Aoi : I don't have that many!
Uruha : Alright stop it, all of you!
Kai : GO AND WATCH GAY PORN URUHA!
Uruha : I would do that if i had gay porn but i don't.
Reita : argh!
Kai : waah!
Aoi : Oh now they are going at it.
Uruha : Poor kai!
Kai : WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS HELPING ME! HE IS GONNA RAPE ME YOU KNOW!
Uruha : That's so unlike reita. Don't you agree with me aoi?
Aoi : Yes, let's just go and sit over there next to ruki and shou.
Kai : MEAN BASTARDS!
While Kai was being raped by reita,
Aoi and Uruha sat next to ruki and the uncontious shou.
Aoi : How is it going?
Ruki : He is talking in his sleep.
Uruha : what does he say?
Ruki : "Don't touch that, it's mine", "Move you retard", "I'm sorry that i have disapointed you" and "UGLY FUCKER, IF I SEE YOU AGAIN I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE INTO A MIRROR" things like that.
Uruha : oh.
Shou : DON'T LEAVE ME RUKI!
Ruki : WAAH!
Aoi: Not only does he talk in his sleep but he also grabs people's private area!
The bird came flying over shou's head : Crotch grabbing shou! Shou grabbed Ruki's private parts!
Aoi : Hahahaha!
Bird : Aoi is a ugly pervert!
Aoi : STUPID BIRD! REITA I NEED TO BORROW A GUN!
Aoi faced Reita and Kai.
Aoi : I didn't know that you guys where gay!
Reita : We didn't either!
Aoi : Don't make me watch you guys making out, It will damage my mind and i will have nightmares for the rest of my life!
Reita : Then don't watch!
Shou: urgh..
Uruha : Ssh! Shou is waking up!
Aoi : He is still holding on to ruki's crotch!
Shou's pov..
I rember that i was drinking with ruki in a bar but then he suddenly said that he had to go cause he had to pick his grandfather up on the train station and that he would beat him if he was late.
He was about to leave but i quickly ran to him and grabbed him by the shoulder and screamed "DON'T LEAVE ME RUKI" into his ear. He stayed still after that, saying that he won't go anywhere cause i was holding him to thightly.
I was about to release him but i heard some loud voices which sounded like Aoi and Reita. The lights went out and it was black. I couldn't see anything but i still heard the voices. And then i heard Uruha say "Ssh! Shou is waking up!". It made me rember that i was in ruki's apartment some time ago. I rember that i was feeling dizzy and got tired and that i fell on the ground and everything got black. "He is still holding on to ruki's crotch!"
I opened my eyes, "WHAT WHO IS HOLDING RUKI'S CROTCH?!"
Aoi and uruha stood near me and i looked at them. Reita and Kai where on top of each other, they just stared at me. Kai giggled and reita held his hand against his mouth.
"What?" i asked them and looked at Aoi and uruha, "Where is ruki?"
"He is standing right there!" uruha pointed in my direction.
I looked at the spot where uruha had said that ruki was and he was right in front of my nose.
"Waaah!"
"Yeah.."
"I'm sorry! I thought that it was your shoulder!"
"It's alright, you were just dreaming.It's okay"
"OH COME ON, You guys are dating! That's a normal thing to do when you are dating!" Uruha stood between us. He looked at me and then at shou "Don't tell me that you two haven't done it yet!"
Ruki pushed him and went to reita.
"Hey! Why did you push me? It's rude you know!"
Ruki ignored uruha.
"Could you do me a favor and drive shou home?"
he asked reita.
"sure" reita said.
AND :
Ruki made reita drive me home because he had lots of work to do.
At least that was what he said.
When i was in reita's car i could barley hold myself from laughter. The whole car was decorated with hello kitty and it was in many pink colors.
I glanced at reita and i just had to ask one thing.
"Why do you wear that?" i pointed at his nose band.
"I don't have a nose, it's a replacement for it"
"Are you serious?"
"Yes! Now leave, we are at your place. I have to hurry home and watch anime."
Before i noticed it i was already out of the car and walking to my apartment.
When i was about to unlock the door to my apartment i noticed that it was opened.
I took of one of my shoes and sneaked in without making any sound.
I tiptoed until i saw a bunch of people in hoodies in my livingroom.
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY APARTMENT?!" I screamed.
The guys jumped up and looked at me.
"We are AND and and we are here to warn you" a guy with blonde hair said.
"What?!"
"I said we are AND and we are here to warn you!" he repeted himself but it didn't make sense cause they didn't tell me who they where.
"I don't know who you guys are! And what's with the whole warn me thing?!"
"I SAID THAT WE ARE AND AND WE ARE HERE TO WARN YOU!"
"AND I SAID THAT I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU GUYS ARE AND WHY ARE YOU GOING TO WARN ME?!" The guy didn't understand me at all.
"WE ARE AND AND WE ARE.." The blonde guy got interrupted by a tall black haired guy that randomly just faced him with his back facing me.
"What?" i heard the blonde guy say.
"You are so sexy when you yell!" the black haired guy said. Was it just me or was everybody around me gay?
"Suzune!" the blonde guy shouted out.
"Ikuma!" the black haired guy also shouted.
"I'm trying to speak to the retard behind your back!" it didn't made me happy that he refered to me as a retard.
"And i'm horny!" the black haired guy said.
"SUZUNE!" the blonde grabbed the other guy's hands.
"IKUMA!" he once again shouted.
The blonde haired guy headbutted the taller black haired guy.
"Don't embaress me in front of new people! If you had been a good boy and waited then i would consider of going home with you but now i'm taking you home with me instead!" the blonde guy turned to the other three guys that where standing in the back without making any noices.
"You guys cover for me and you better not screw up!"
"Hai!" the three guys said at the same time.
"I won." The black haired guy that was currently being dragged by the collar made a "v" sign to the others and smiled.
"Stop embarrising me or else i'm gonna leave you and then you can be horny outside of my balcony the whole night!"
"You are embarissing yourself right now" the three guys that stood in the back said once again at the same time.
"Shut up!" the blonde guy blushed and quickly dragged the taller one out and shut the door.
I stood with three weird stranger that was looking at me without saying anything.
"Ehm..Hello?" i said.
"KEN!" one of them bowed while he yelled. "Kiri!" The other guy that was the tallest of them looked up at the celling. "Peco!" the last guy ran to me and hugged me.
"PECO, COME BACK HERE!" the two others yelled and the guy skipped to them again.
They looked at each other before they said anything.
"We are And and we are here to warn you!" Did the guys say everything at the same time?
"I still can't understand who you are but okay. Warn me about what? How did you guys get into my apartment?"
"We go by the name of 'And' and we are here to warn you because there is gonna be a band that will try to destroy you at your last live before you kill yourself. We got into your apartment through the window in your bathroom, it was wide opened so we just climbed up on the tree that was next to your bathroom."
"Do you guys have to talk at the same time?"
I ignored everything that they said and asked them that.
"Yes"
Weird.
"Who is the band then?"
"We don't know, we just got payed to warn you that's why we are here, waisting our time on you while Suzune and Ikuma are together doing perverted stuff and we missed the horror movie that is playing in the cinema right now."
"Then who payed you?"
"It was a beautiful blonde guy, He looked like a girl!"
The three guys were drooling.
"We are going now, have a good life!" the two tallest guys went out of the door. The other guy who had hugged me before hugged me again and then ran to the others.
I phoned Miyavi and told him about everything. He said that he would gather everyone right away and that i should hurry to meet him. I could hear hiroto in the bakground saying "Is that the bastard that you like? Let me talk to that ugly pig!"
YOU LIKE WHO?! :
When i opened the door to miyavi's office i got a egg thrown at me.
"YOU SUCKER!" Hiroto trew another egg at me.
"Stop throwing those eggs on me!"
"NO!" I avoided the third egg. He was about to throw annother but i ducked and somebody else got it.
Hiroto stopped throwing eggs and i heard nao yell madly at hiroto.
Hiroto apolagized to nao for throwing eggs at him.
"What a mess!" Miyavi touched nao's hair.
Hiroto became annoyed. He stared at miyavi. He followed his every move.
"WHO DO YOU LIKE?!" he yelled at him.
"STOP ASKING ME THAT OR I WILL HAVE RENO AND RYOUGA THROW BANANS AT YOU!"
"I WANT TO KNOW! TELL ME NOW!"
"IF I TELL YOU, WILL YOU SHUT UP?!"
"YES!"
"I LIKE NAO!"
It silenced everyone who was in the room at that moment. Which only was Me, Hiroto, Nao and miyavi.
After some seconds nao spoke.
"EH! But i don't like you!"
"What did you say?!" Miyavi stared at Nao.
"I like someone else!"
Tora and Saga came in.
"Who is it?" i asked nao.
He looked at tora and blushed.
"WHAT! YOU LIKE THAT FUCKER OVER THERE!" Miyavi pointed at tora.
"WHAT!!?" Both tora and saga said at the same time.
"No." nao said.
"You are lying!" hiroto stared at nao.
"I like Saga." Nao said quietly.
"WHAT?!" Saga was in shock and Tora was angry. Miyavi was also angry just like hiroto was.
Nao looked down at his shoes.
"HAHAHA, YOU FUCKER! HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU!" Hiroto yelled in Miyavi's ear.
Miyavi and hiroto started to fight and pull their hair.
Nao looked up at saga. Tora quickly hugged Saga "Sorry but he is already taken and i won't give him to you!"
"I would never cheat on you tora!" saga said.
"That's what i want to hear." He kissed saga's neck.
"But if i had to cheat on you with someone it would be nao" Saga said seriously.
Tora froze "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING! DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE!?"
"I DO LOVE YOU! I ONLY SAID THAT TO MAKE NAO FEEL BETTER!"
Tora and Saga were clinging on each other like they always do and nao was heartbroken.
He looked so cute when he was crying
Everybody ignored nao.
Tora and saga doing erotic things in the middle of the office.
Miyavi and hiroto where throwing ugly words at each other and pulling each other's hair.
"Don't worry, there is someone who will love you out there!" i tried to make him a bit happy.
"I know, i already have someone in mind" he wipped away his tears and went to open a window.
When he opened it he yelled "DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME?!"
There was just an old women outside that barley could walk. I think that she was def or maybe she just ignored nao.
"Even that women made me heartbroken by ignoring me."
As i was thinking about what i should do, a certain person came into my mind.
"I think that i can help you!"
There was nothing better to do than to go and look for the guy right away.
WHO WILL DATE NAO? :
I meet byou outside of miyavi's office with shin.
Shin was standing up and looked annoyed while byou was holding one of shin's legs like his life depended on it.
I pushed nao in front of them. "Entertain him for a while, ok?"
And hurried to look for Jin that i knew wasn't dating anyone at the moment.
I found him near the candy machine that was outside of Screw's recording room.
"JIN!" i yelled.
*Cought cought*
"Don't scare me like that!"
"Sorry! But i was wondering something!"
"Yes?"
"Would you like to date Nao?"
"Nao? Who is that?"
"You don't know who nao is yet you have talked many times?"
"No, i really have no idea who you are talking about."
"It's the drummer in my band."
"THAT NAO?!"
"Yes. That nao!"
"No!"
"Huh?"
"I don't want to date him."
"What, why? You said that you liked both guys and girls."
"He is a drummer! I don't date drummers!"
"Is that the only reason? Just because he is a drummer?"
"Yes."
I didn't bother to talk anymore with jin cause he seemed to be busy with eating his candy so i went outside.
I called ko-ki, he said that he was busy with nozomi and hanged up. I also called iv but someone else answered the phone. "YOU WON'T GET YOUR SON BACK CAUSE HE IS MINE NOW!"
was then answer i got.
The third person i called was Ryuto.
He said that he already had a girlfriend and that he didn't know anybody who might be intressted in nao.
Reno and Ryuoga were on vaccation so they couldn't help me.
I was thinking about Emiru but i didn't have his number nor did i know where he lived and nao would object to date people that had green hair, he told me that once.
As i was about to go in i was stopped by two familar faces.
"YO!" They said.
"Aggy and Leda if i rember right?"
"You got that right!" they were with two other people.
"Shou?" Nao walked out of the building and stood next to me.
"He is cute" the brunette that was with aggy and leda said to the other guy that had grey/white hair.
(A/N: Juri had grey / White hair..with black stripes.. O_O )
"What's your name?" i didn't bother to introduce myself. Just asked the brunette.
"Sujk" he said coldly.
"This is nao!" i pushed him so that the two were facing each other.
The guy named sujk smiled to nao but gave me a cold expression as i talked.
"Please date him!" i said.
"Eh!" Nao looked at me with a shocked face.
"Okay!" Sujk took a hold of nao's arm "I know a cool place where we can talk in privacy!"
Nao still looked at me. "Go" i waved my hand.
I waved my hand until i was sure that the two of them where out of my sight.
"That was intressting!" leda said.
Aggy laughted. The other guy that was with them looked bored.
"This is Juri!" Leda presentated him.
"I'm shou! Nice to meet you!"
Juri looked at me and nooded.
"He is the quiet kind" aggy punched juri.
"Hey!" juri rubbed the place where aggy had punched him.
"I didn't punch that hard, he is just oversensitive!" aggy whispered to me "Oh and yeah, before i forget! Can you tell miyavi that he have to call me as soon as possible"
"He is at his office, you can tell him that yourself."
"No, i'm in a hurry. Leda and i are going to the airport. We are going to London for a couple of days."
i looked at juri who was still rubbing the place where he got hit.
*BAAM*
I got hit by the entrance door.
Jin opened it fast and hide behind me.
"Sorry for hitting you shou." He whispered.
"Why are you whispering?"
"I don't want them to hear me."
"Then why are you hiding behind me, Why don't you go inside?"
"I wanted to say that i changed my mind and wanted to go out with nao but my pant's got ripped apart and i stumbled so i almost tripped. I'm gonna stand behind you until you go in." Jin explained quietly but the others heard it.
"That's so cute!" Leda said.
"We have to hurry or else we will miss the plane. Shou, can you tell miyavi that?"
"Okay"
"Good, Bye bye!" Aggy called for a taxi.
Leda hugged juri, "Go to bed early and eat your breakfast!" he said to him. It sounded like he was his mother.
"Leave me alone!" Juri pushed Leda into the cab.
"Bye bye" Leda yelled while the cab drove away.
"SHOU! HURRY UP HERE! WE HAVE TO TALK!" I heard miyavi so i excused myself and left Juri and Jin without caring about jin's ripped pants at all.
( A/N : Next part will be posted tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.. )
Chapter : 14 / ?
Author :kiryu_pandakun
Genre : Comedy / Romance
Rating : PG-13
Warnings : MxM, Bad english, Cursing, Bad humor
Summary : Shou goes to tokyo to make his dream come true. His dream is to become a pop singer but instead he gets forced into a death metal band called Dmc. He is ashamed of his job and hides it. In the progress he devlope a split personality, so everytime someone gets on his nerves he freak out and does something bad. He gets unwanted attention from fanboys and a guy called ruki. Still he struggles to be a pop singer.
Pairings : Ruki x Shou, Tora x Saga, Byou x Shin, Kazuki x Manabu, Yu-ki x Ryosuke x Yu-ki, Yuh x Iv, Ko-ki x Nozomi, Aggy x Leda, Chiyu x Takeru, Reika x Umi, Rui x Hasune, Suzune x Ikuma, Miyavi x Nao (Onesided), Nao x Saga (Onesided), Sujk x Nao, Juri x Jin
Bands: Alice nine, The gazette, Vivid, Aicle, Miyavi, Screw, Lolita23q, Clearveil, Vistlip, Deluhi, Sug, D=out, Egoist, And
Disclaimer: Dmc (Detroit metal city) belongs to whoever it was who made the ova and the live action. I just changed the story. Because it was to short and i thought it would be fun if it would involve Jrockers :D
( Shou had just fainted so this is not in Shou's pov so therefore i will just be annoying and write the names of the person talking.. )
CROTCH GRABBING SHOU :
Aoi, Uruha and Kai were in ruki's living room with shou.
Aoi : "Hey, should we pour water on him? Maybe he will wake up?"
Uruha : "Ruki would be pissed!"
Aoi : "But ruki isn't here right now! Reita is distracting him with his portable hello kitty collection."
Uruha : "Then what are we waiting for! Kai! Bring us some cold water!"
Kai : "SHUT UP URUHA, I'M TRYING TO KILL THE BIRD!"
Uruha : "Then you bring it aoi."
Aoi : "No! You bring it!"
Uruha : "NO! It was your idea so it's your doing!"
Aoi : "KAI, LEAVE THAT BIRD ALONE AND BRING US SOME COLD WATER NOW!"
Kai : "Don't wanna!"
*BAAM*
Ruki : "Can you guys please shut up for a moment?!"
Kai : "OH THAT'S GREAT, REITA MADE RUKI WEAR A HELLO KITTY COSTUM!"
Ruki : "Actually no kai, i'm right here."
Kai : "Yeah i see that, you're right in front of me, in a freaking hello kitty costum!"
Ruki : "No, that's reita. I'm behind you."
Kai : "Yeah yeah, Reita could trick anyone to wear that kind of thing. You should just take it before you become like him."
Reita : "DON'T TOUCH ME!"
Kai : "WHAT? WHY IS REITA INSIDE OF THE COSTUM? WHERE IS RUKI? REITA YOU BASTARD! DID YOU EAT RUKI!!!!?"
Kai and Reita started to punch each other. Ruki went to where shou was.
Ruki : "How is Shou doing?"
Uruha : "I think he is waking up. By the way aoi said that someone called you but he didn't say who it was."
Ruki : "Where is he?"
Uruha : "He is over there, look!"
*SLAP*
Aoi slaped kai's butt.
Kai : WHAT THE FUCK!
Aoi : Don't look at me! It was Reita!
Reita : You're a big liar!
Aoi : And you are a pervert!
Kai : Reita! I'm gonna beat you up!
Aoi : Bring it on, bitch!
Kai : YOU JUST HAD TO SAY THAT!
Reita : THAT WAS AOI!
Kai : YEAH RIGHT, BLAME IT ALL ON AOI BUT YOU'RE STILL GONNA GET BEATEN UP!
Aoi : Reita is a bad guy!
Reita : YOU SHOULD JUST GO TO YOUR 22 girlfriends already!
Aoi : I don't have that many!
Uruha : Alright stop it, all of you!
Kai : GO AND WATCH GAY PORN URUHA!
Uruha : I would do that if i had gay porn but i don't.
Reita : argh!
Kai : waah!
Aoi : Oh now they are going at it.
Uruha : Poor kai!
Kai : WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS HELPING ME! HE IS GONNA RAPE ME YOU KNOW!
Uruha : That's so unlike reita. Don't you agree with me aoi?
Aoi : Yes, let's just go and sit over there next to ruki and shou.
Kai : MEAN BASTARDS!
While Kai was being raped by reita,
Aoi and Uruha sat next to ruki and the uncontious shou.
Aoi : How is it going?
Ruki : He is talking in his sleep.
Uruha : what does he say?
Ruki : "Don't touch that, it's mine", "Move you retard", "I'm sorry that i have disapointed you" and "UGLY FUCKER, IF I SEE YOU AGAIN I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE INTO A MIRROR" things like that.
Uruha : oh.
Shou : DON'T LEAVE ME RUKI!
Ruki : WAAH!
Aoi: Not only does he talk in his sleep but he also grabs people's private area!
The bird came flying over shou's head : Crotch grabbing shou! Shou grabbed Ruki's private parts!
Aoi : Hahahaha!
Bird : Aoi is a ugly pervert!
Aoi : STUPID BIRD! REITA I NEED TO BORROW A GUN!
Aoi faced Reita and Kai.
Aoi : I didn't know that you guys where gay!
Reita : We didn't either!
Aoi : Don't make me watch you guys making out, It will damage my mind and i will have nightmares for the rest of my life!
Reita : Then don't watch!
Shou: urgh..
Uruha : Ssh! Shou is waking up!
Aoi : He is still holding on to ruki's crotch!
Shou's pov..
I rember that i was drinking with ruki in a bar but then he suddenly said that he had to go cause he had to pick his grandfather up on the train station and that he would beat him if he was late.
He was about to leave but i quickly ran to him and grabbed him by the shoulder and screamed "DON'T LEAVE ME RUKI" into his ear. He stayed still after that, saying that he won't go anywhere cause i was holding him to thightly.
I was about to release him but i heard some loud voices which sounded like Aoi and Reita. The lights went out and it was black. I couldn't see anything but i still heard the voices. And then i heard Uruha say "Ssh! Shou is waking up!". It made me rember that i was in ruki's apartment some time ago. I rember that i was feeling dizzy and got tired and that i fell on the ground and everything got black. "He is still holding on to ruki's crotch!"
I opened my eyes, "WHAT WHO IS HOLDING RUKI'S CROTCH?!"
Aoi and uruha stood near me and i looked at them. Reita and Kai where on top of each other, they just stared at me. Kai giggled and reita held his hand against his mouth.
"What?" i asked them and looked at Aoi and uruha, "Where is ruki?"
"He is standing right there!" uruha pointed in my direction.
I looked at the spot where uruha had said that ruki was and he was right in front of my nose.
"Waaah!"
"Yeah.."
"I'm sorry! I thought that it was your shoulder!"
"It's alright, you were just dreaming.It's okay"
"OH COME ON, You guys are dating! That's a normal thing to do when you are dating!" Uruha stood between us. He looked at me and then at shou "Don't tell me that you two haven't done it yet!"
Ruki pushed him and went to reita.
"Hey! Why did you push me? It's rude you know!"
Ruki ignored uruha.
"Could you do me a favor and drive shou home?"
he asked reita.
"sure" reita said.
AND :
Ruki made reita drive me home because he had lots of work to do.
At least that was what he said.
When i was in reita's car i could barley hold myself from laughter. The whole car was decorated with hello kitty and it was in many pink colors.
I glanced at reita and i just had to ask one thing.
"Why do you wear that?" i pointed at his nose band.
"I don't have a nose, it's a replacement for it"
"Are you serious?"
"Yes! Now leave, we are at your place. I have to hurry home and watch anime."
Before i noticed it i was already out of the car and walking to my apartment.
When i was about to unlock the door to my apartment i noticed that it was opened.
I took of one of my shoes and sneaked in without making any sound.
I tiptoed until i saw a bunch of people in hoodies in my livingroom.
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY APARTMENT?!" I screamed.
The guys jumped up and looked at me.
"We are AND and and we are here to warn you" a guy with blonde hair said.
"What?!"
"I said we are AND and we are here to warn you!" he repeted himself but it didn't make sense cause they didn't tell me who they where.
"I don't know who you guys are! And what's with the whole warn me thing?!"
"I SAID THAT WE ARE AND AND WE ARE HERE TO WARN YOU!"
"AND I SAID THAT I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU GUYS ARE AND WHY ARE YOU GOING TO WARN ME?!" The guy didn't understand me at all.
"WE ARE AND AND WE ARE.." The blonde guy got interrupted by a tall black haired guy that randomly just faced him with his back facing me.
"What?" i heard the blonde guy say.
"You are so sexy when you yell!" the black haired guy said. Was it just me or was everybody around me gay?
"Suzune!" the blonde guy shouted out.
"Ikuma!" the black haired guy also shouted.
"I'm trying to speak to the retard behind your back!" it didn't made me happy that he refered to me as a retard.
"And i'm horny!" the black haired guy said.
"SUZUNE!" the blonde grabbed the other guy's hands.
"IKUMA!" he once again shouted.
The blonde haired guy headbutted the taller black haired guy.
"Don't embaress me in front of new people! If you had been a good boy and waited then i would consider of going home with you but now i'm taking you home with me instead!" the blonde guy turned to the other three guys that where standing in the back without making any noices.
"You guys cover for me and you better not screw up!"
"Hai!" the three guys said at the same time.
"I won." The black haired guy that was currently being dragged by the collar made a "v" sign to the others and smiled.
"Stop embarrising me or else i'm gonna leave you and then you can be horny outside of my balcony the whole night!"
"You are embarissing yourself right now" the three guys that stood in the back said once again at the same time.
"Shut up!" the blonde guy blushed and quickly dragged the taller one out and shut the door.
I stood with three weird stranger that was looking at me without saying anything.
"Ehm..Hello?" i said.
"KEN!" one of them bowed while he yelled. "Kiri!" The other guy that was the tallest of them looked up at the celling. "Peco!" the last guy ran to me and hugged me.
"PECO, COME BACK HERE!" the two others yelled and the guy skipped to them again.
They looked at each other before they said anything.
"We are And and we are here to warn you!" Did the guys say everything at the same time?
"I still can't understand who you are but okay. Warn me about what? How did you guys get into my apartment?"
"We go by the name of 'And' and we are here to warn you because there is gonna be a band that will try to destroy you at your last live before you kill yourself. We got into your apartment through the window in your bathroom, it was wide opened so we just climbed up on the tree that was next to your bathroom."
"Do you guys have to talk at the same time?"
I ignored everything that they said and asked them that.
"Yes"
Weird.
"Who is the band then?"
"We don't know, we just got payed to warn you that's why we are here, waisting our time on you while Suzune and Ikuma are together doing perverted stuff and we missed the horror movie that is playing in the cinema right now."
"Then who payed you?"
"It was a beautiful blonde guy, He looked like a girl!"
The three guys were drooling.
"We are going now, have a good life!" the two tallest guys went out of the door. The other guy who had hugged me before hugged me again and then ran to the others.
I phoned Miyavi and told him about everything. He said that he would gather everyone right away and that i should hurry to meet him. I could hear hiroto in the bakground saying "Is that the bastard that you like? Let me talk to that ugly pig!"
YOU LIKE WHO?! :
When i opened the door to miyavi's office i got a egg thrown at me.
"YOU SUCKER!" Hiroto trew another egg at me.
"Stop throwing those eggs on me!"
"NO!" I avoided the third egg. He was about to throw annother but i ducked and somebody else got it.
Hiroto stopped throwing eggs and i heard nao yell madly at hiroto.
Hiroto apolagized to nao for throwing eggs at him.
"What a mess!" Miyavi touched nao's hair.
Hiroto became annoyed. He stared at miyavi. He followed his every move.
"WHO DO YOU LIKE?!" he yelled at him.
"STOP ASKING ME THAT OR I WILL HAVE RENO AND RYOUGA THROW BANANS AT YOU!"
"I WANT TO KNOW! TELL ME NOW!"
"IF I TELL YOU, WILL YOU SHUT UP?!"
"YES!"
"I LIKE NAO!"
It silenced everyone who was in the room at that moment. Which only was Me, Hiroto, Nao and miyavi.
After some seconds nao spoke.
"EH! But i don't like you!"
"What did you say?!" Miyavi stared at Nao.
"I like someone else!"
Tora and Saga came in.
"Who is it?" i asked nao.
He looked at tora and blushed.
"WHAT! YOU LIKE THAT FUCKER OVER THERE!" Miyavi pointed at tora.
"WHAT!!?" Both tora and saga said at the same time.
"No." nao said.
"You are lying!" hiroto stared at nao.
"I like Saga." Nao said quietly.
"WHAT?!" Saga was in shock and Tora was angry. Miyavi was also angry just like hiroto was.
Nao looked down at his shoes.
"HAHAHA, YOU FUCKER! HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU!" Hiroto yelled in Miyavi's ear.
Miyavi and hiroto started to fight and pull their hair.
Nao looked up at saga. Tora quickly hugged Saga "Sorry but he is already taken and i won't give him to you!"
"I would never cheat on you tora!" saga said.
"That's what i want to hear." He kissed saga's neck.
"But if i had to cheat on you with someone it would be nao" Saga said seriously.
Tora froze "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING! DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE!?"
"I DO LOVE YOU! I ONLY SAID THAT TO MAKE NAO FEEL BETTER!"
Tora and Saga were clinging on each other like they always do and nao was heartbroken.
He looked so cute when he was crying
Everybody ignored nao.
Tora and saga doing erotic things in the middle of the office.
Miyavi and hiroto where throwing ugly words at each other and pulling each other's hair.
"Don't worry, there is someone who will love you out there!" i tried to make him a bit happy.
"I know, i already have someone in mind" he wipped away his tears and went to open a window.
When he opened it he yelled "DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME?!"
There was just an old women outside that barley could walk. I think that she was def or maybe she just ignored nao.
"Even that women made me heartbroken by ignoring me."
As i was thinking about what i should do, a certain person came into my mind.
"I think that i can help you!"
There was nothing better to do than to go and look for the guy right away.
WHO WILL DATE NAO? :
I meet byou outside of miyavi's office with shin.
Shin was standing up and looked annoyed while byou was holding one of shin's legs like his life depended on it.
I pushed nao in front of them. "Entertain him for a while, ok?"
And hurried to look for Jin that i knew wasn't dating anyone at the moment.
I found him near the candy machine that was outside of Screw's recording room.
"JIN!" i yelled.
*Cought cought*
"Don't scare me like that!"
"Sorry! But i was wondering something!"
"Yes?"
"Would you like to date Nao?"
"Nao? Who is that?"
"You don't know who nao is yet you have talked many times?"
"No, i really have no idea who you are talking about."
"It's the drummer in my band."
"THAT NAO?!"
"Yes. That nao!"
"No!"
"Huh?"
"I don't want to date him."
"What, why? You said that you liked both guys and girls."
"He is a drummer! I don't date drummers!"
"Is that the only reason? Just because he is a drummer?"
"Yes."
I didn't bother to talk anymore with jin cause he seemed to be busy with eating his candy so i went outside.
I called ko-ki, he said that he was busy with nozomi and hanged up. I also called iv but someone else answered the phone. "YOU WON'T GET YOUR SON BACK CAUSE HE IS MINE NOW!"
was then answer i got.
The third person i called was Ryuto.
He said that he already had a girlfriend and that he didn't know anybody who might be intressted in nao.
Reno and Ryuoga were on vaccation so they couldn't help me.
I was thinking about Emiru but i didn't have his number nor did i know where he lived and nao would object to date people that had green hair, he told me that once.
As i was about to go in i was stopped by two familar faces.
"YO!" They said.
"Aggy and Leda if i rember right?"
"You got that right!" they were with two other people.
"Shou?" Nao walked out of the building and stood next to me.
"He is cute" the brunette that was with aggy and leda said to the other guy that had grey/white hair.
(A/N: Juri had grey / White hair..with black stripes.. O_O )
"What's your name?" i didn't bother to introduce myself. Just asked the brunette.
"Sujk" he said coldly.
"This is nao!" i pushed him so that the two were facing each other.
The guy named sujk smiled to nao but gave me a cold expression as i talked.
"Please date him!" i said.
"Eh!" Nao looked at me with a shocked face.
"Okay!" Sujk took a hold of nao's arm "I know a cool place where we can talk in privacy!"
Nao still looked at me. "Go" i waved my hand.
I waved my hand until i was sure that the two of them where out of my sight.
"That was intressting!" leda said.
Aggy laughted. The other guy that was with them looked bored.
"This is Juri!" Leda presentated him.
"I'm shou! Nice to meet you!"
Juri looked at me and nooded.
"He is the quiet kind" aggy punched juri.
"Hey!" juri rubbed the place where aggy had punched him.
"I didn't punch that hard, he is just oversensitive!" aggy whispered to me "Oh and yeah, before i forget! Can you tell miyavi that he have to call me as soon as possible"
"He is at his office, you can tell him that yourself."
"No, i'm in a hurry. Leda and i are going to the airport. We are going to London for a couple of days."
i looked at juri who was still rubbing the place where he got hit.
*BAAM*
I got hit by the entrance door.
Jin opened it fast and hide behind me.
"Sorry for hitting you shou." He whispered.
"Why are you whispering?"
"I don't want them to hear me."
"Then why are you hiding behind me, Why don't you go inside?"
"I wanted to say that i changed my mind and wanted to go out with nao but my pant's got ripped apart and i stumbled so i almost tripped. I'm gonna stand behind you until you go in." Jin explained quietly but the others heard it.
"That's so cute!" Leda said.
"We have to hurry or else we will miss the plane. Shou, can you tell miyavi that?"
"Okay"
"Good, Bye bye!" Aggy called for a taxi.
Leda hugged juri, "Go to bed early and eat your breakfast!" he said to him. It sounded like he was his mother.
"Leave me alone!" Juri pushed Leda into the cab.
"Bye bye" Leda yelled while the cab drove away.
"SHOU! HURRY UP HERE! WE HAVE TO TALK!" I heard miyavi so i excused myself and left Juri and Jin without caring about jin's ripped pants at all.
( A/N : Next part will be posted tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.. )