Dmc - Chapter 13

May 01, 2010 14:15

Title : Dmc
Chapter : 13 / ?
Author : kiryu_pandakun 
Genre : Comedy / Romance
Rating : PG-13
Warnings : MxM, Bad english, Cursing, Bad humor
Summary : Shou goes to tokyo to make his dream come true. His dream is to become a pop singer but instead he gets forced into a death metal band called Dmc. He is ashamed of his job and hides it. In the progress he devlope a split personality, so everytime someone gets on his nerves he freak out and does something bad. He gets unwanted attention from fanboys and a guy called ruki. Still he struggles to be a pop singer.
Pairings : Ruki x Shou, Tora x Saga, Byou x Shin, Kazuki x Manabu, Yu-ki x Ryosuke x Yu-ki, Yuh x Iv, Ko-ki x Nozomi, Aggy x Leda, Chiyu x Takeru, Reika x Umi, Rui x Hasune
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OLD LADIES ARE MESSED UP

"Hold him still!"
"NO! LEAVE ME ALONE! I HAVE TO GET BACK TO RUKI!"
The ladies where holding me and i really didn't want to know what they where going to do to me.
"Let me handle this!" a rather manly voice said.
"WHAT THE FUCK! SAGA HELP ME!"
I don't know why saga was here and neither did i know why he was dressed up like a women?!
"What are you talking about? My name is not saga, it's .........." He looked around "It's saga!"
"Uh, yeah i know that but don't just stand there! Help me!"
"No"
"Why not!"
"Because i'm on the ladies side!" he said and showed me a big bag that he placed on the floor.
"Okay ladies! Let's transform him into a women!" he took up some girly clothes.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I was tortured for 20 minutes before they finaly let me go. Saga covered my eyes so that i couldn't see anything.
"Thank's for the help ladies, we are going now!"
"Come and visit us soon!"
"We will!"
Saga released his hands so that i could see and opened the door.
We where now standing in a long hallway. Saga pointed at a big mirror.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!"
I was standing infront of the mirror. The pink lolita dress and the cute little pink hat i had on made me look like a little girl. I could hardly recognize myself.
"SAGA!" i turned to look at him but he was just standing in a corner and held a bottle of whiskey.
"You talk to much! Here, Have a sip!"
"No thanks! And why are you here anyway? Where is Tora?"
He was drunk, i knew it.
"SHOU!"
He ran up to me and started to cry.
"TORA BROKE UP WITH ME AND IT MADE ME SO MAD THAT I HIT HIM! HE FELL AND DIDN'T MOVE! HE IS DEAD! WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW?!"
"I'm sure that he is alright. Let's call him!"
I didn't get a chance to call tora cause saga threw my phone on the floor and stamped on it.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT!"
"HE IS DEAD! I HAVE COMITTED A CRIME! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL! I 'M GONNA KILL MYSELF INSTEAD!"
Saga yelled in my ear and the scene that he put up brought more attention from the old people that where in the hospital, we stood in the hallway and gained weird stares from the old people that where now standing outside of their rooms.
"TORA!!!!!!!"
Saga looked lika a little baby that cried for his mother to come and pick him up after he had hurt himself.
"Ssh! People are gonna think that you're nuts." i tried to calm him down but he only started to cry more.
"SAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I heard Tora's voice but couldn't see him. In an instant a wind passed by me and when i turned to saga, tora was already there.
"TORA!!!!!"
Saga pulled him down on the floor and hugged him.
"Are we both dead now? Is that why you have come back to me?"
Tora looked shocked for a moment and then stood up. He looked at me.
"Uh.." i tried to figure out how to explain everything.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SAGA YOU-STUPID-LOLITA-COSPLAY-MAN-IN-A-GIRL-OUTFIT?!"
Tora didn't recognize that it was me but he saw that i was a man.
He stared at me with his now red eyes.
*Click*
"Huh?"
The two guys from before had just taken a photo.
The taller one that had a pink nurse outfit on before took annother picture. He had a baseboll suit on.
"Good job hasune! Now we can enter the competition and win!"
The short guy was now in a maid dress.
"YOU!" i was so angry at those guys that i went to them. Stood just some steps away from the shorter one.
Before i could do something the taller guy lifted my dress so that my underwear was showing.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING PERVERT!" i slapped him.
"DON'T SLAP HIM!" the short guy jumped up on my shoulders and tried to strangle me but failed cause the taller one stoped him.
"Let's just stop this rui. We are doctors! We shouldn't do this when we are working."
"If you say so" he jumped of me and i had to try and gather my breath again.
"Everyone should go to their rooms, this was just a joke now go and watch your cartoons! Hasune! Let's go and drink coffie!"
They soon disapeared.
"Tora, i want to go home!" Saga was still crying.
"Shou, why the heck are you dress up like that?!" Tora suddenly asked me.
I pointed at saga and said that there where some messed up ladies that did it.
"We are gonna go home, I just came here to take out some medicin for Miyavi, he was nagging at me."
As soon as they left i rushed up to ruki.
"RUKI!" i was no better than anybody else as i kicked the door so that it opened instead of walking in normaly.
"For a second i thought that the grimm reaper had come to take my soul but what are you wearing? You look like a girl! Not that i mind, You're still cute"
"Some mad ladies did this to me with saga's help! HEY! Don't smoke! It's not good for you!
Ruki was smoking. The window was opened wide too.
"It's relaxing!"
"It's not good for you and are sure that you are supossed to be standing right now?"
"I already know that. The doctors did this to me cause they said it would be cool if i looked more like a mumy. I can still stand and walk."
"That's good!"
Ruki phone rang.
"Hello?"
"RUKI! REITA AND KAI HAVE JUST KILLED YOUR BIRD!"
"WHAT?!"
"THEY ARE ROBBING YOU NOW! HURRY, YOU HAVE TO GET HOME FAST OR ELSE THE ONLY THING THAT YOU WILL HAVE WHEN YOU GET HOME  IS YOUR DISH WASHER!"

Ruki hang up and said that he had to get home fast. He gave me his keys and said that i had to drive.
I said that i didn't know how but he insisted.
This was illegal. I nearly crashed the car into a tree when i started it but ruki quickly turned the stearing wheel to the left.

STOP TRYING TO KILLING IT ALL THE TIME!

We arrived at ruki's place after alot of trouble from running from the police and almost running over people.
"STOP KILLING MY BIRD AND ROBBING ME!" Ruki screamed as he opened his apartment door but everything was perfectly fine. Nothing had been touched. Kai and reita where chasing after ruki's bird.
Uruha silently watched them. Aoi had a cage with an identical bird in it.
"What the heck!"
"CRAP!" Aoi tried to hide the bird.
"THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL ME AND THEN REPLACE ME WITH THAT WANNABE ME BIRD SO THAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THEY DIDN'T KILL ME ."
"CAN YOU GUYS STOPP TRYING TO KILL IT ALL THE TIME!" Ruki was angry.

"BUT IT TELLS TO MANY SECRETS! IT'S EVIL!" Kai said.

*Boink*

"SHOU FAINTED! HURRY CALL AN AMBULANS!"

( A/N : The end is getting closer! Two or Tree more chapters.. )



egoist, the gazette, tora x saga, dmc, ruki x shou, fanfiction, alice nine, rui x hasune, comedy

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