Dmc - Chapter 20

Oct 07, 2010 05:36

Title : Dmc
Chapter : 20 /  21
Author :kiryu_pandakun 
Genre : Comedy / Romance
Rating : PG-13
Warnings : MxM, Bad english, Cursing, Bad humor
Summary : Shou goes to tokyo to make his dream come true. His dream is to become a pop singer but instead he gets forced into a death metal band called Dmc. He is ashamed of his job and hides it. In the progress he devlope a split personality, so everytime someone gets on his nerves he freak out and does something bad. He gets unwanted attention from fanboys and a guy called ruki. Still he struggles to be a pop singer.
Pairings : Ruki x Shou, Tora x Saga, Byou x Shin, Kazuki x Manabu, Yu-ki x Ryosuke x Yu-ki, Yuh x Iv, Ko-ki x Nozomi, Aggy x Leda, Chiyu x Takeru, Reika x Umi, Rui x Hasune, Suzune x Ikuma, Nao x Saga (Onesided), Sujk x Nao, Juri x Jin, Miyavi x Hiroto
Bands : Alice nine, The gazette, Vivid, Aicle, Miyavi, Screw, Lolita23q, Clearveil, Vistlip, Deluhi, Sug, D=out, Egoist, And
Disclaimer : Dmc (Detroit metal city) belongs to whoever it was who made the ova and the live action. I just changed the story. Because it was to short and i thought it would be  fun if it would involve Jrockers :D


STRANGE POLICE OFFICER :

With Shin on my left side and a spiderman action figure on my right, i'm currently sitting on my butt behind a large bush.
Earlier shin and i took a walk. We saw byou and shin didn't want to meet up with him so that's why we are hiding in this large green bush.
We also found the action figure by chance. Think that a little kid left it behind by mistake. Must be crying somewhere right now. Poor kid.
"What are you doing?" i asked shin who was writing something down on a piece of papper.
"I wrote 'kick me' and if we by any chance get discovered by byou, i will put this on his back and he will get kicked."
There was some rusteling above our heads so we both looked up and saw byou staring at us.
He got to have super ears or something. We didn't speak loud. We where quiet but yet he found us.
"I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE!"
Byou grabbed shin's arm, he tried to drag him out of the bushes but in that moment shin grabbed the action figure and threw it at byou's face.
"DON'T TOUCH ME! SHOU LET'S RUN AWAY!"
We ran away from byou. Shin used dirty tricks. When byou didn't want to realease his hand he took a handfull of dirt and rubbed it onto byou's face so he looked like a monster.

After we got away from byou we continued with our walk like nothing had ever happened.
When we got tired we took the bus. Went off at an unknown area and sat on a bench near the busstop. There we talked about lots of things like, ducks with deformed bodies. Monkey with diapers and maid robots that are secretly programed to kill.
Eventually it got dark. The bus never returned to that busstop so we went back. Took us almost two hours to go from that stop to my apartment.
I think that my neighbors where cosplaying. The guy dressed up as a baby and the women dressed up as an old lady.
She ran after the baby shouting "COME BACK HERE! I PAID FOR YOUR SERVICE! I STILL GOT ONE HOUR LEFT!"
but when i passed them and went inside it got to me. That the baby wasn't my neighboor. It was just the women but she wasn't cosplaying. She was actually old.

I fell asleep the same moment when i  stepped inside my apartment and i had a strange dream that my oldest sister was going to get married with a zebra. When she was going to say "I do" a dirty sock apeared in front of my face.
I woke up. And the first thing i see is a sock.
The sock was on a foot and the foot stamped on my face.
But it disapeared fast as someone fell down on the floor and was now lying next to me.
"Normally i would be kicking your ass for what you did but i'm just so drunk that i don't care anymore"
Miyavi had a big red mark which was formed as a hand, right across his face.
As i was watching miyavi who was trying to get up from the floor i wondered where shin was. I was sure that he followed me but i didn't see him anywhere.
It was just me and miyavi.
*Knock*
One knock and few seconds later, the door opened and nao dashed in.
"I'm borrowing your bathroom" he yelled and ran into the toilet.
Why was nao here? I had no clue.
And tora, he just happened to visit too. Not so long after nao had dashed in.
"I'm hungry. Feed me" tora leaned over the fride and opened it.

Miyavi was trying hard to get up but failed. He had to swear every time he failed.
I went to close the door. When i turned around there was a knock on the door.
First thing that caught my eye was a large bag. It had a funny face on it. When i was done looking at the bag i stared at the person holding it.
"Ruki?"
"Ssh!"
Ruki had a black hoodie on and dark sunglasses.
He hurried inside the apartment. Put the bag on miyavi's head for some reason and took of his sun glasses.
"I can't take it anymore!"
He looked very angry and annoyed.
"What is it?" i asked.
"I  have been followed and recorded, someone is stalking me and has been doing that for a very long time."
"That sounds serious" i glanced at tora. He was actually eating four diffrent things at the same time. Like Chicken, sandwich, ice cream and mango.
it wasn't like he took a bite of each, he actually had everything in his mouth at the same time.
"Share with you!!!!" i heard the door open and then i saw saga who started to fight over the food.
In the end the two of them had a food fight. Tora won. Saga only got some ice cream.
But back to ruki,
"I can't think straight. Today i noticed a video camera. You know where it was?"
"No?"
"It was outside my window! And when i was on my way to your apartment i had this feeling that i was being followed."
Ruki started to type something down on his phone.
"Gonna call the police right after i send this message."

"Hello? Haven't you forgotten something?"
Miyavi still had that bag on his face.
Nobody answered that.
"Hello?! I have a bag on my face. Do anyone care?"

It was quiet. Nao was still in the bathroom, doing whatever he was doing. Tora and saga where busy eating my food and ruki was busy typing on his phone.
I wasn't busy. I could have helped miyavi but i didn't feel like it.
"Nah" i said as i went to the bathroom. I knocked on the door and asked if everything was alright. Nao said that he was taking a dump and that it would take a while before he got out from the bathroom.
"Hey, where is hiroto?"
i stared at tora and saga. They where fighting over a can of apple juice.
"Hey!" it seemed as they didn't hear me so i went closer.
I grabbed the can from them and gave it to ruki instead.
They became quiet and i asked them again.
"Hiroto is somewhere." they said.

-

Ruki called the police.
A police officer came.
"Are you aware that there is a dead guy lying on the ground? He have a bag placed on his head too" the police officer poked miyavi.
"I'm not dead" miyavi answered.
"Oh, it spoke."
the police officer poked miyavi some more.
"i will kill you when i get my power back"
"The dead guy says that he will kill me when he get's his super powers back"
I took the time and moved miyavi to a less crowded area, which was near my closet.

When i was done with moving miyavi around, i heard the officer say "don't worry, i will take care of it" and then he turned around.
I heard flushing sounds from the toilet again.
The police officer ran towards the toilet.
"Someone is inside this room!"
there was no chance of telling him that it was the bathroom and that it was only nao. He took out his gun and shot at the lock until it had been completly destroyed.
After that he kicked the door in and yelled "PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!"
I heard nao yell at the officer.
"OH MY GOD! THIS CRIMINAL HAS REALESED A STINKING BOMB IN HERE! WE HAVE TO RETREAT FOR NOW!"
The police officer ran out from the toilet. He nearly tripped over tora and saga who cuddled with each other on the floor.
"OH MY GOD! THIS IS WORSE THAN I HAVE EXPECTED! NOW THERE ARE TWO ZOMBIES ON THE FLOOR! THEY ARE EATING EACH OTHERS BRAINS! IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING THEN WE WILL GET OUR BRAINS EATEN!"
"That's disgusting" tora and saga shooed the officer away.

-

Ruki as well as the others decided to sleep over at my place. The officer went home after he had been shooed away by tora and saga.
Turned out that he was really bored and that his shift had ended long before. He said that annother officer would say hello in the morning.

so when morning came. Everyone was in a happy mood except for miyavi and ruki. They where both still asleep.
Nao had gotten out from the toilet and made coffie for everyone.
After we had finished our coffie, hiroto apeared.
He was very angry. When we asked him why, he glared at miyavi and said "it's that dickhead's fault"

Hiroto had this large suite case with him. I asked him what he had in it and he said nothing.
But when miyavi woke up, he opened the suite case and said "get in or else i will kidnapp your girlfriend!"
I found out that while they where at my house, miyavi had found himself a girlfriend and that they where going to get married soon.
And now hiroto was left alone. But at least he didn't cry.

-

*Knock*
They had expected a police officer but instead there was a guy who delivered pizza behind the door.
"Here is the pizza you ordered" he said.
"Wait, i didn't order a pizza!"
"But the guy said that it should be delivered to this adress"
i turned around and asked the guys if any of them had ordered pizza but none of them did.

Thirthy minutes later the police officer arrived.
But it was the same officer that had destroyed my bathroom door.
"Hey, the other guy couldn't make it. He had to rescue a fish from being eaten so i will help"

-

The police officer didn't help, you could say that he destroyed more.
first thing he did was trip over his shoe lashes,when he did that he grabbed a bottle of water and then poured it on the tv.
The tv exploded and the officer just laughed it of. He said that he had better things to do and ran away.
So for the rest of the day everyone played that we where cops and made sure that ruki got home safetly. And on the way we caught the stalker.
First everyone thought that it was some crazy fangirl but it turned out that it was the police officer.
The poor man just wanted an autograph for his daughter but was to shy to ask him directly so he started to stalk him.

HOURS BEFORE THE LIVE :

Time flew by fast and the last day as dmc had finally come. Today was the day where i was going to comitte suicide.
Fake suicide that is.
Anyway, we where in a big park. Near tokyo tower. I wore a mask so nobody would say that i'm the tokyo tower rapist.
The stage was almost up, it was around 10 o'clock in the morning. Sun was shining and all. It was a perfect weather and i was drinking soy milk. There was nothing that could have ruin my mood at that time.
That was what i thought.

As i wandered around the park waiting for my band members to apear. I look up and what happens?
I see a bird fly over me. And what does it do?
It takes a dump! And i get it right on my face.
"FUCK YOU BIRD!"
i pick up a stick from the ground and throw it at the bird. Unfortunaly i missed and the bird got away.
"I can't see a thing!" i was blinded. Blinded by bird shit that got into my eyes.
I wiped it off with an shirt that i found on the ground. Nobody was using it anyway.

About one hour later, miyavi arrives with the others.
Seemed like i was the only one who wasn't dressed yet. Everyone had already put on their costumes.
"We still got like seven hours. Why are you guys dressed up?" i asked them.
"Idiot! They had to change before. Look around you! Do you see a changing room here?"
i looked around. There was no changing room.
I panicked.
"Don't panic! You can change in the tour bus!"
i wasn't panicking because of that. I paniced because i just remebered that i had forgotten the costume somwhere in my apartment. I didn't know where i put it.
"I have to run!" i ran as quick as possible.
I didn't know why i ran. I had seven hours. Also, i could have taken the tour bus but i didn't. I ran home. And i ran up on the stairs.

When i found that the door was unlucked i did what i always do, grab something that i could use for a weapon. This time i took two stuffed animals.
I ran inside but stopped quickly.
"WHY ARE YOU HERE ?!"
My youngest sister was in my apartment.
She was reading a manga. It was all pink and had two guys hugging each other. Looked very gay to me.
"It's dmc last live today. I wanted to see it so i came to tokyo."
Somehow i kept thinking about the manga she was holding in her hands. It looked so gay but i couldn't keep my eyes of.
"What are you reading?" i asked.
"Just some stuff. Do you want to read it?"
She handed me the book. I flipped through the first ten pages.
I got disapointed. I thought that it was some gay manga but the cover tricked me. It had nothing to do with story.
"It's intressting right?"
It was nothing gay about it. It was about a women who did weird things at the wrong time and place. Like she was cleaning the toilet inside a burning train that was going to explode any minute and it did but the women got out alive and continued to do those weird things.
"It's to weird for my taste" i said.
My sister stared at me in strange way and took the book back.
"Do you like to play with stuffed animals?"
I had forgotten that i was still holding onto them.
"In the matter of fact i do" i answered and made the two stuffed animals hug each other.
"Aren't both of them male? Eww, looks like they are doing something else"
I don't know why but i got angry when i heard my sister say that so i kicked the manga book in her hands so it flew right through the open window.
My sister called my "jerk" and ran after it.
I searched through the apartment, found my costume which i had left in my closet and ran back to the park where the tour bus was standing and i changed into the costume.

A/N: Everyone who read the author note get's a cyber hug! Haha xD
*Hugs*
oh and the next chapter will be the last one..

the gazette, multi chapters, tora x saga, screw, miyavi, romance, dmc, ruki x shou, vivid, fanfiction, alice nine, comedy

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