Mission from hell - Chapter 12
Title : Mission from hell
Chapters : 12 / ?
Author : kiryu_pandakun
Genre : Action , Comedy, Fantasy, Romance
Warnings : Bad action.. Bad english, MalexMale, Maybe some other things..
Rating : PG-15
Pairings : ReitaxRuki (Main) , AoixUruha
Disclaimer : I own myself and my stories!
Summary : The ruler of hell (Aoi) says to his son (Ruki) to go to earth and look for a certain person togheter with his dog that can talk. If he do so (Aoi) will tell him who his real mother is but things
doesn't go as planned.
The fork who had turned itself to a women with big boobs, her name was unknown but let's call her fork women from now on.
Anyway, the fork women was watching how everyone up on earth was doing.
Uruha who was chopping down trees. Aoi and kai which where close by. Reita who was looking for ruki and ruki who was stuck up in a three.
Besides that, the blushing skeleton was still around.
"There is no fun going on at all" she said.
When the fork women turned her gaze to the skeleton and asked "Do you want to do something fun with me?"
The skeleton noded fast.
The fork women picked up a dead rat which was lying on the ground. Cast a spell on it so it looked like it was half human, half rat.
"Talk" she ordered the rat.
It tried to talk but the only sound which it emited was "Miip"
The fork women slapped the rat once and repeted herself. "Talk"
"I'm a rat, i can't talk like you!"
"You are talking right now aren't you?"
The rat became quiet.
"Listen. Take my place while i'm gone. Do whatever you like but don't you dare to turn this place into a chease land of yours."
The fork women pushed the rat man onto her chair. Then she grabbed the skeleton by the ear and dragged it with her.
-
On earth, aoi and kai had yet again stopped. This time they where in a city. None of them knew that ruki and the others where close. Actually they could see the house where they where staying at because uruha was chopping down trees so that he could get into the city much easier.
-
The fork women contacted kai, she told him to stay where he where at that time.
When kai asked her why, she just told him to shut up and wait so he did.
He waited for what seemed like an hour before he and aoi decided to go to a hotell and sleep.
They rented a small room with a dirty bathroom.
There was one window and one bed.
None of them wanted to sleep togetheter. So They played a game, the winner would get the bed and the loser had to sleep on the floor. Kai won.
-
When the fork women noticed that kai wasn't waiting in that spot where she told him to, she got pissed. She continue to drag the skeleton by the ear and go looking for kai through his scent.
She could sniff a person out even if that person was on the other side of the planet.
On the way to the hotel the fork women noticed that people stared weird at her. At first she thought that maybe she looked bad in front of them or maybe her pants where showing but that wasn't it.
A couple passed her. They stared.
But it wasn't at her they stared. They stared at the skeleton who was walking beside her.
"And here i thought that they where staring at me" she said.
The blushing skeleton pointed at himself and the fork women noded.
"You can't go around and look like that. You really scare people."
-
Reita had been looking for ruki for a long time.
He was getting really tired of it.
No matter where he looked, he couldn't find him.
Reita was stupid enough to not look up, if he did, he would surely find ruki because he was sitting in the tree right in front of reita.
"help" ruki whispered.
The branch which ruki had been sitting on for the past hour was breaking.
Ruki fell down on the ground and reita found him.
Fork women and the blushing skeleton who wasn't a skeleton anymore due to the fork womens power stormed into the hotel room where aoi and kai where sleeping.
"You take the tall one and i take kai" she said.
"WAKE UP! FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kai woke up immidetly.
He was suprised to see this unknown women with huge breast in front of him.
"Who are you? MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHERE IS THE FIRE?!!!"
The fork women hit kai on the head.
"There is no fire. I made it up"
"Why?"
The fork women looked at the skeleton who was now a teenage girl with a cute face.
The cute girl looked at the fork women. "He won't wake up"
Kai got scared.
"HOLY SHIT! THAT GIRL'S VOICE SOUNDS LIKE A MAN'S VOICE!"
Kai earned annother hit from the fork women.
"Don't say anything bad about our daughter!"
"Our?"
The cute girl ran to the fork women ang hugged her.
"Mommy!"
But to kai it looked like the girl was grabbing the womens breast insteed of hugging her.
-
"What where you doing up there? You made me worried. Don't wander off without saying anything before."
Reita was carrying ruki on his back.
The reason why ruki was in a tree was simple, he became scared so he climbed up on the tree.
And he had forgotten why he went outside in the first place.
Ruki was going to explain that to reita but...
"Hey! Did you hear me?" reita stopped and glanced over his shoulder.
Ruki was already sleeping.
"You sleep to much"
-
"Wait! Let me get this straight!"
Somehow kai, the fork women and the cute little girl ended up sitting at aoi's back.
Kai wasn't sure why, maybe because aoi didn't wake up even through that he and the other had made so much noise.
"You are the fork?"
The fork women noded.
"And you are a skeleton?"
the cute girl noded.
"And you came here because you are bored, right?"
They both noded.
"And..i am supposed to be your husband and father? WHY?! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO SAY TO THIS GUY WHEN HE WAKES UP?!"
Kai pointed at aoi.
"Don't worry about him"
"Hm?"
Aoi woke up eventually.
He stared at the people who was sitting on him.
"What the fuck!"
Aoi pushed them all of from his body and looked confused.
"YOU!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!!!!!!!!!!!"
When aoi got a closer look on the fork women, he got so mad.
"What?" now kai was the one confused.
The fork women clapped her hands once. She turned aoi into a five year old boy.
"Better keep your mouth shut, little boy"
she hypnotized aoi and told him to sleep and so he did.
-
When reita got to the house he nearly dropped ruki.
Uruha had chopped down almost all the trees around the house.
"Uruha! What the heck?"
"I thought that we could need wood!" uruha picked up the wood and took into the house.
"Awww, My nails!" He showed reita his nails.
"I had my nails done not so long ago. Now look at them. So ugly!"
A/N : i have said it before but i will say it again, i can't write much due to my bad english skills. So this is all for now.
Chapters : 12 / ?
Author : kiryu_pandakun
Genre : Action , Comedy, Fantasy, Romance
Warnings : Bad action.. Bad english, MalexMale, Maybe some other things..
Rating : PG-15
Pairings : ReitaxRuki (Main) , AoixUruha
Disclaimer : I own myself and my stories!
Summary : The ruler of hell (Aoi) says to his son (Ruki) to go to earth and look for a certain person togheter with his dog that can talk. If he do so (Aoi) will tell him who his real mother is but things
doesn't go as planned.
The fork who had turned itself to a women with big boobs, her name was unknown but let's call her fork women from now on.
Anyway, the fork women was watching how everyone up on earth was doing.
Uruha who was chopping down trees. Aoi and kai which where close by. Reita who was looking for ruki and ruki who was stuck up in a three.
Besides that, the blushing skeleton was still around.
"There is no fun going on at all" she said.
When the fork women turned her gaze to the skeleton and asked "Do you want to do something fun with me?"
The skeleton noded fast.
The fork women picked up a dead rat which was lying on the ground. Cast a spell on it so it looked like it was half human, half rat.
"Talk" she ordered the rat.
It tried to talk but the only sound which it emited was "Miip"
The fork women slapped the rat once and repeted herself. "Talk"
"I'm a rat, i can't talk like you!"
"You are talking right now aren't you?"
The rat became quiet.
"Listen. Take my place while i'm gone. Do whatever you like but don't you dare to turn this place into a chease land of yours."
The fork women pushed the rat man onto her chair. Then she grabbed the skeleton by the ear and dragged it with her.
-
On earth, aoi and kai had yet again stopped. This time they where in a city. None of them knew that ruki and the others where close. Actually they could see the house where they where staying at because uruha was chopping down trees so that he could get into the city much easier.
-
The fork women contacted kai, she told him to stay where he where at that time.
When kai asked her why, she just told him to shut up and wait so he did.
He waited for what seemed like an hour before he and aoi decided to go to a hotell and sleep.
They rented a small room with a dirty bathroom.
There was one window and one bed.
None of them wanted to sleep togetheter. So They played a game, the winner would get the bed and the loser had to sleep on the floor. Kai won.
-
When the fork women noticed that kai wasn't waiting in that spot where she told him to, she got pissed. She continue to drag the skeleton by the ear and go looking for kai through his scent.
She could sniff a person out even if that person was on the other side of the planet.
On the way to the hotel the fork women noticed that people stared weird at her. At first she thought that maybe she looked bad in front of them or maybe her pants where showing but that wasn't it.
A couple passed her. They stared.
But it wasn't at her they stared. They stared at the skeleton who was walking beside her.
"And here i thought that they where staring at me" she said.
The blushing skeleton pointed at himself and the fork women noded.
"You can't go around and look like that. You really scare people."
-
Reita had been looking for ruki for a long time.
He was getting really tired of it.
No matter where he looked, he couldn't find him.
Reita was stupid enough to not look up, if he did, he would surely find ruki because he was sitting in the tree right in front of reita.
"help" ruki whispered.
The branch which ruki had been sitting on for the past hour was breaking.
Ruki fell down on the ground and reita found him.
Fork women and the blushing skeleton who wasn't a skeleton anymore due to the fork womens power stormed into the hotel room where aoi and kai where sleeping.
"You take the tall one and i take kai" she said.
"WAKE UP! FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kai woke up immidetly.
He was suprised to see this unknown women with huge breast in front of him.
"Who are you? MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHERE IS THE FIRE?!!!"
The fork women hit kai on the head.
"There is no fire. I made it up"
"Why?"
The fork women looked at the skeleton who was now a teenage girl with a cute face.
The cute girl looked at the fork women. "He won't wake up"
Kai got scared.
"HOLY SHIT! THAT GIRL'S VOICE SOUNDS LIKE A MAN'S VOICE!"
Kai earned annother hit from the fork women.
"Don't say anything bad about our daughter!"
"Our?"
The cute girl ran to the fork women ang hugged her.
"Mommy!"
But to kai it looked like the girl was grabbing the womens breast insteed of hugging her.
-
"What where you doing up there? You made me worried. Don't wander off without saying anything before."
Reita was carrying ruki on his back.
The reason why ruki was in a tree was simple, he became scared so he climbed up on the tree.
And he had forgotten why he went outside in the first place.
Ruki was going to explain that to reita but...
"Hey! Did you hear me?" reita stopped and glanced over his shoulder.
Ruki was already sleeping.
"You sleep to much"
-
"Wait! Let me get this straight!"
Somehow kai, the fork women and the cute little girl ended up sitting at aoi's back.
Kai wasn't sure why, maybe because aoi didn't wake up even through that he and the other had made so much noise.
"You are the fork?"
The fork women noded.
"And you are a skeleton?"
the cute girl noded.
"And you came here because you are bored, right?"
They both noded.
"And..i am supposed to be your husband and father? WHY?! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO SAY TO THIS GUY WHEN HE WAKES UP?!"
Kai pointed at aoi.
"Don't worry about him"
"Hm?"
Aoi woke up eventually.
He stared at the people who was sitting on him.
"What the fuck!"
Aoi pushed them all of from his body and looked confused.
"YOU!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!!!!!!!!!!!"
When aoi got a closer look on the fork women, he got so mad.
"What?" now kai was the one confused.
The fork women clapped her hands once. She turned aoi into a five year old boy.
"Better keep your mouth shut, little boy"
she hypnotized aoi and told him to sleep and so he did.
-
When reita got to the house he nearly dropped ruki.
Uruha had chopped down almost all the trees around the house.
"Uruha! What the heck?"
"I thought that we could need wood!" uruha picked up the wood and took into the house.
"Awww, My nails!" He showed reita his nails.
"I had my nails done not so long ago. Now look at them. So ugly!"
A/N : i have said it before but i will say it again, i can't write much due to my bad english skills. So this is all for now.