Dmc - Chapter 10
Title: Dmc
Chapter: 10 / ?
Author: kiryu_pandakun
Genre: Comedy / Romance
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: MxM, Bad english, Cursing, Split personalities, Bad humor
Summary: Shou goes to Tokyo to make his dream come true. His dream is to become a pop singer but instead he gets forced into a death metal band called Dmc. He is ashamed of his job and hides it. In the progress he devlope a split personality, so everytime someone gets on his nerves he freak out and does something bad. He gets unwanted attention from Fanboys and a guy called Ruki. Still he struggles to be a pop singer.
Pairings: Ruki x Shou, Tora x Saga, Byou x Shin, Kazuki x Manabu, Yuh x Iv, Ko-ki x Nozomi, Aggy x Leda, Chiyu x Takeru, Reika x Umi, RuixHasune
Bands: Alice nine, The gazette, Vivid, Aicle, Miyavi, Screw, Lolita23q, Clearveil, Vistlip, Deluhi, Sug, D=out, Egoist
Disclaimer: Dmc (Detroit metal city) belongs to whoever it was who made the ova and the live action. I just changed the story. Because it was to short and i thought it would be fun if it would involve Jrockers :D
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POP BAND? :
I had a fight with the band. I said that i didn't want to play anymore and quit.
Miyavi said that i was loser. That i would never make it. The only place i fit in was in this band. I told him to fuck off cause he annoyed me like hell. Who was he to judge me!
I'm not on good terms with any one right now.
I wanted to apoligize to ruki but he didn't answer any of my calls or when i visited him i could only hear his bird saying "Go away, nobody is home!"
I was walking around in shibuya looking for something to do so the time could pass.
I saw two guys with a big sign "Vocalist to pop band is needed", I talked to them, i didn't need to sing they just let me join them.
They were kind off weird.
Umi the guitarist talked to his guitar and Reika who played the bas talked to his bas.
Both of them talked to their instruments.
I realized that i will never be in a normal band.
But at some point a women showed up, She had offered a radio brodcast. The pop debut would be on radio The women said that she where going to contact us three days before.
'whip love creams' was a ugly name to a band but i didn't say anything about it, they could go mad if i did.
STALKING YUH :
Iv
I have been following him since yesterday.
He offended me. He said that i was a shorty and that i would never grow. I followed him, almost got noticed but hide behind a pregnent women when he looked back.
That guy never stays long at one destination. I'm getting tired here!
"Yuh you came right on time, look here!" A black haired guy said.
They showed him something and soon they were laughing.
Yuh
"Oi you know that you are being observed right?"
"Ssh, don't talk so loud. He can hear you! I'm pretending to be stupid here! But nevermind that, where is umi?"
"He said that he was going to join a pop band with some other dude, that traitor! If i see him i will kick him and then i will dig a hole in the ground and cover it with leafves so when he walks on it he will fall and you know what! I will let him be there, not help him at all."
"You're evil Rui! By the way where did Tomo and Tohya go? They where here just one minut ago."
"Haha look behind you, they are talking to you stalker."
"They ruined my fun! Damn those two."
Iv
I went closer so i could hear what they where talking about but i got noticed by two of them and they started to ask me questions.
"Hey hey, how old are you?"
"Do you live around here?"
"Why are you following Yuh?"
"Do you like cakes?"
"Do you have any cute older sisters?"
"Don't you think that Yuh is weird?"
"Hey stop bothering him already, let's go and convince Umi that he made the wrong choice." The other guy that talked to yuh said.
"But we wanna know the answears!"
"You're scaring him!"
My attension went to Yuh, He walked behind that guy and then he looked at me, making some kind of signal that i guessed it meant for me to watch what he was about to do.
He pulled something out from his pocket and then next thing you know the other guy went furrious and screamed.
"WHAT THE FUCK YUH!"
"Haha, look he has those stinky things on his shirt." the guy standing next to me said.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT? DON'T YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO GET RID OF THE SMELL OF THIS!"
"Suites you right!" Yuh took my hand "We are not going to bother with umi, we are going to a carnival now. If you guys don't want to come than so be it." He looked at me "Shall we go?"
I love going to carnivals! i nooded. The other two guys followed us. That guy named Rui was hesitating for a moment but joined.
BITCH PIG! :
Shou
4 days left to the radio brodcast
and i am already nervous.
That women said that she will call tomorrow.
3 days left to the brodcast
That women haven't called me yet and it seemed as the other guys didn't get a call either. Maybe she will call later.
Later..At night
That women haven't called. Maybe something had happened.
Maybe she will call tomorrow.
2 days left to the brodcast
WHY ISN'T SHE CALLING! I phoned the other two, they where both wondering the same thing.
SO WHY ISN'T SHE CALLING WHEN THERE IS JUST 2 DAYS LEFT!
1 day left to the brodcast
That bitch pig haven't called, She is a bitch pig bigger than anyone else and when she eats she farts and the smell is a killer atack.
She should just..*RING*
She is calling!!!!!!!!!!
"Hello"
I'm so nervous!
"Hey what's up?"
NOT YOU, YOU UGLY LAME EXCUSE FOR A DUCK!
"Nothing, i'm just waiting for a friend."
"Ah i see, then you don't have some time later?"
NO YOU DREAMLESS METROPOLITAN ECONOMIC BITCH PIG! I'M WAITING FOR A MORE IMPORTANT CALL, HANG UP NOW!
YOUR ONLY PURPOSE IN LIVING IS TO BE EATEN.
"No, i'm sorry. I can't today. Maybe some other day."
YOU'RE A BITCH PIG TRAIN HEADING STRAIGHT DOWN THE TRACKS!
"Okay, i will call you some other day, bye"
"Bye"
*Silence*
"FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!"
The day of the brodcast
THAT BITCH PIG BETRAYED THE WHIP LOVE CREAMS!
SHE NEVER CALLED AND THE OTHER TWO GUYS HAVEN'T CALLED ME EITHER!
THIS FREAKING RADIO STATION WHICH WE WHERE SUPPOSED TO BE ON IS TALKING ABOUT SOME ANNOYING ROCK BAND!
"Now let me introduce a new band called the whip love creams, Unfortunatly their vocalist had gotten a deadly desease so he couldn't be make it today. What a shame!"
WHAT THE FUCK!
"Let's start with some questions.."
I'M GONNA POISON YOUR FOOD AND THEN LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOUR DEAD!
*Baaam*
15 min later..
I'M STANDING OUTSIDE THE RADIO STATION WHERE MY SUPOSSED TWO BAND MATES AND THAT BITCH PIG IS RIGHT NOW.
I'M GONNA SEND SMS TO THEM THAT THEY ARE GOING TO ANSWER NO MATTER WHAT.
IF THEY WONT DO THAT I'M GONNA GO IN THERE AND MAKE A SCENE!
Brodcast..
"We've a question just now from a guy called shu, why do you guys talk to you...instruments?"
*Silence*
"Well maybe that question was a bit weird, let's look at annother one..Let's see, this next question is from sho, well they sure have similar names anyway, he asks if you guys have......i don't know if i should say this. Let's skip it to alright!"
*Silence*
"So this one is from....The terrorist from hell?..What is this some kind of a joke or something?!"
...*silence*....
"OI YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE WITHOUT PERMISSION! YOU HEAR ME?! I WILL CALL THE GUARDS IF YOU GO IN THERE!"
NOBODY IS GOING TO STOP ME NOW. "YOU BETTER RUN IF YOU DON'T WANNA DIE!"
*Silence*
"ahahaha, don't mind that people, that was just a joke. Let's procced. This question is from a girl, she askes you if you have someone you respect?"
"Yes we do, we respect santa claus."
*silence*
"Haha, You're funny."
*BAAAAM*
"NOW YOU ARE GONNA PAY, BITCH PIG!"
"WHAT?! WHO ARE YOU?"
"WHO I AM? I'M SHOU... THE TERRORIST FROM HELL!"
That's right, nobody in here knows who i am, lucky me that i didn't throw out the costum and the ugly wig that i had when i was in dmc.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT? YOU CAN'T JUST WALK IN HERE WITHOUT PERMISSION!"
"I WANT TO YOU TO SAY SOME WORD FOR ME!"
"Eh?"
"GIVE ME A PAPPER AND A PEN!"
The bitch pig gave me it and i wrote the words.
"SAY THIS!"
"WHAT! NO! I CAN'T SAY THAT! IT'S FORBIDDEN!"
"SAY IT!!"
"NO!"
"SAY IT OR ELSE I WILL SEND YOU TO HELL AND TORTURE YOU!"
*Silence*
"I HAVE A BOMB ON ME SO IF YOU DON'T SAY IT, I WILL JUST HAVE TO BLOW THIS SHIT UP!"
"NOOOOOO! I WILL SAY IT!!!"
*silence*
"Shit,B.." ... "HIGER!"
"SHIT, BONDAGE, ASS CRACK, BLOW JOB, PISS, BOOBIES, BONER, PANTIES, GANG BANG, LUBE, OUTDOOR SEX, GEORGE BUSH!"
"GIVE ME THE PAPPER! I FORGOT TO WRITE A THING!"
After this i'm going home.
".....I AM A UGLY BITCH PIG THAT TRICKS PEOPLE AND I THINK THAT EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM IS A SUCKER, EXCEPT THE TERRORIST FROM HELL!"
I, WHO ACCOMPLISHED MY RADIO DEBUT IN A DIFFRENT WAY THAN I ORGINALLY IMAGINED.. ALONG WITH MY GOAL OF GETTINNG BANNNED WORDS PAST THE CENSORS ALSO RUINED THE BRODCAST SO THEY HAD TO STOP RECORDING AFTER I LEFT.
Short after that i called Reika and Umi and said that i quit.
Next day...
*RING*
What now!
"Hello"
"YOU FUCKTARD, WE NEED YOU! COME BACK NOW!"
"Why should i? I don't want to!"
"I WILL WRITE THE LYRICS! I'M GONNA STOP BEING MEAN TO YOU! I WILL RAISE YOUR SALERY AND THEN I WILL GET YOU CONTACTS SO THAT YOU LATER CAN JOIN THE POP INDUSTRY!"
"Hm.. i don't know.."
It didn't sound wrong.
"IS THERE SOMETHING MORE THAT YOU WANT?"
"I want annother look! Change the look for the whole band then i will come back"
"DEAL!"
Later..Same day
When i was going to meet the band i saw a tall guy with a chiken costum on and next to him a short guy with a gun in his hand.
"Look Hasune that guy over there is looking down on our cosplay, Let's bet him!"
AHH! I don't want to be beaten up by a Criminal and a Chiken!
( A/N : Blurb :3 I seriously don't think that this is funny..Need to start thinking about something. )
Chapter: 10 / ?
Author: kiryu_pandakun
Genre: Comedy / Romance
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: MxM, Bad english, Cursing, Split personalities, Bad humor
Summary: Shou goes to Tokyo to make his dream come true. His dream is to become a pop singer but instead he gets forced into a death metal band called Dmc. He is ashamed of his job and hides it. In the progress he devlope a split personality, so everytime someone gets on his nerves he freak out and does something bad. He gets unwanted attention from Fanboys and a guy called Ruki. Still he struggles to be a pop singer.
Pairings: Ruki x Shou, Tora x Saga, Byou x Shin, Kazuki x Manabu, Yuh x Iv, Ko-ki x Nozomi, Aggy x Leda, Chiyu x Takeru, Reika x Umi, RuixHasune
Bands: Alice nine, The gazette, Vivid, Aicle, Miyavi, Screw, Lolita23q, Clearveil, Vistlip, Deluhi, Sug, D=out, Egoist
Disclaimer: Dmc (Detroit metal city) belongs to whoever it was who made the ova and the live action. I just changed the story. Because it was to short and i thought it would be fun if it would involve Jrockers :D
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POP BAND? :
I had a fight with the band. I said that i didn't want to play anymore and quit.
Miyavi said that i was loser. That i would never make it. The only place i fit in was in this band. I told him to fuck off cause he annoyed me like hell. Who was he to judge me!
I'm not on good terms with any one right now.
I wanted to apoligize to ruki but he didn't answer any of my calls or when i visited him i could only hear his bird saying "Go away, nobody is home!"
I was walking around in shibuya looking for something to do so the time could pass.
I saw two guys with a big sign "Vocalist to pop band is needed", I talked to them, i didn't need to sing they just let me join them.
They were kind off weird.
Umi the guitarist talked to his guitar and Reika who played the bas talked to his bas.
Both of them talked to their instruments.
I realized that i will never be in a normal band.
But at some point a women showed up, She had offered a radio brodcast. The pop debut would be on radio The women said that she where going to contact us three days before.
'whip love creams' was a ugly name to a band but i didn't say anything about it, they could go mad if i did.
STALKING YUH :
Iv
I have been following him since yesterday.
He offended me. He said that i was a shorty and that i would never grow. I followed him, almost got noticed but hide behind a pregnent women when he looked back.
That guy never stays long at one destination. I'm getting tired here!
"Yuh you came right on time, look here!" A black haired guy said.
They showed him something and soon they were laughing.
Yuh
"Oi you know that you are being observed right?"
"Ssh, don't talk so loud. He can hear you! I'm pretending to be stupid here! But nevermind that, where is umi?"
"He said that he was going to join a pop band with some other dude, that traitor! If i see him i will kick him and then i will dig a hole in the ground and cover it with leafves so when he walks on it he will fall and you know what! I will let him be there, not help him at all."
"You're evil Rui! By the way where did Tomo and Tohya go? They where here just one minut ago."
"Haha look behind you, they are talking to you stalker."
"They ruined my fun! Damn those two."
Iv
I went closer so i could hear what they where talking about but i got noticed by two of them and they started to ask me questions.
"Hey hey, how old are you?"
"Do you live around here?"
"Why are you following Yuh?"
"Do you like cakes?"
"Do you have any cute older sisters?"
"Don't you think that Yuh is weird?"
"Hey stop bothering him already, let's go and convince Umi that he made the wrong choice." The other guy that talked to yuh said.
"But we wanna know the answears!"
"You're scaring him!"
My attension went to Yuh, He walked behind that guy and then he looked at me, making some kind of signal that i guessed it meant for me to watch what he was about to do.
He pulled something out from his pocket and then next thing you know the other guy went furrious and screamed.
"WHAT THE FUCK YUH!"
"Haha, look he has those stinky things on his shirt." the guy standing next to me said.
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT? DON'T YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO GET RID OF THE SMELL OF THIS!"
"Suites you right!" Yuh took my hand "We are not going to bother with umi, we are going to a carnival now. If you guys don't want to come than so be it." He looked at me "Shall we go?"
I love going to carnivals! i nooded. The other two guys followed us. That guy named Rui was hesitating for a moment but joined.
BITCH PIG! :
Shou
4 days left to the radio brodcast
and i am already nervous.
That women said that she will call tomorrow.
3 days left to the brodcast
That women haven't called me yet and it seemed as the other guys didn't get a call either. Maybe she will call later.
Later..At night
That women haven't called. Maybe something had happened.
Maybe she will call tomorrow.
2 days left to the brodcast
WHY ISN'T SHE CALLING! I phoned the other two, they where both wondering the same thing.
SO WHY ISN'T SHE CALLING WHEN THERE IS JUST 2 DAYS LEFT!
1 day left to the brodcast
That bitch pig haven't called, She is a bitch pig bigger than anyone else and when she eats she farts and the smell is a killer atack.
She should just..*RING*
She is calling!!!!!!!!!!
"Hello"
I'm so nervous!
"Hey what's up?"
NOT YOU, YOU UGLY LAME EXCUSE FOR A DUCK!
"Nothing, i'm just waiting for a friend."
"Ah i see, then you don't have some time later?"
NO YOU DREAMLESS METROPOLITAN ECONOMIC BITCH PIG! I'M WAITING FOR A MORE IMPORTANT CALL, HANG UP NOW!
YOUR ONLY PURPOSE IN LIVING IS TO BE EATEN.
"No, i'm sorry. I can't today. Maybe some other day."
YOU'RE A BITCH PIG TRAIN HEADING STRAIGHT DOWN THE TRACKS!
"Okay, i will call you some other day, bye"
"Bye"
*Silence*
"FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!"
The day of the brodcast
THAT BITCH PIG BETRAYED THE WHIP LOVE CREAMS!
SHE NEVER CALLED AND THE OTHER TWO GUYS HAVEN'T CALLED ME EITHER!
THIS FREAKING RADIO STATION WHICH WE WHERE SUPPOSED TO BE ON IS TALKING ABOUT SOME ANNOYING ROCK BAND!
"Now let me introduce a new band called the whip love creams, Unfortunatly their vocalist had gotten a deadly desease so he couldn't be make it today. What a shame!"
WHAT THE FUCK!
"Let's start with some questions.."
I'M GONNA POISON YOUR FOOD AND THEN LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOUR DEAD!
*Baaam*
15 min later..
I'M STANDING OUTSIDE THE RADIO STATION WHERE MY SUPOSSED TWO BAND MATES AND THAT BITCH PIG IS RIGHT NOW.
I'M GONNA SEND SMS TO THEM THAT THEY ARE GOING TO ANSWER NO MATTER WHAT.
IF THEY WONT DO THAT I'M GONNA GO IN THERE AND MAKE A SCENE!
Brodcast..
"We've a question just now from a guy called shu, why do you guys talk to you...instruments?"
*Silence*
"Well maybe that question was a bit weird, let's look at annother one..Let's see, this next question is from sho, well they sure have similar names anyway, he asks if you guys have......i don't know if i should say this. Let's skip it to alright!"
*Silence*
"So this one is from....The terrorist from hell?..What is this some kind of a joke or something?!"
...*silence*....
"OI YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE WITHOUT PERMISSION! YOU HEAR ME?! I WILL CALL THE GUARDS IF YOU GO IN THERE!"
NOBODY IS GOING TO STOP ME NOW. "YOU BETTER RUN IF YOU DON'T WANNA DIE!"
*Silence*
"ahahaha, don't mind that people, that was just a joke. Let's procced. This question is from a girl, she askes you if you have someone you respect?"
"Yes we do, we respect santa claus."
*silence*
"Haha, You're funny."
*BAAAAM*
"NOW YOU ARE GONNA PAY, BITCH PIG!"
"WHAT?! WHO ARE YOU?"
"WHO I AM? I'M SHOU... THE TERRORIST FROM HELL!"
That's right, nobody in here knows who i am, lucky me that i didn't throw out the costum and the ugly wig that i had when i was in dmc.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT? YOU CAN'T JUST WALK IN HERE WITHOUT PERMISSION!"
"I WANT TO YOU TO SAY SOME WORD FOR ME!"
"Eh?"
"GIVE ME A PAPPER AND A PEN!"
The bitch pig gave me it and i wrote the words.
"SAY THIS!"
"WHAT! NO! I CAN'T SAY THAT! IT'S FORBIDDEN!"
"SAY IT!!"
"NO!"
"SAY IT OR ELSE I WILL SEND YOU TO HELL AND TORTURE YOU!"
*Silence*
"I HAVE A BOMB ON ME SO IF YOU DON'T SAY IT, I WILL JUST HAVE TO BLOW THIS SHIT UP!"
"NOOOOOO! I WILL SAY IT!!!"
*silence*
"Shit,B.." ... "HIGER!"
"SHIT, BONDAGE, ASS CRACK, BLOW JOB, PISS, BOOBIES, BONER, PANTIES, GANG BANG, LUBE, OUTDOOR SEX, GEORGE BUSH!"
"GIVE ME THE PAPPER! I FORGOT TO WRITE A THING!"
After this i'm going home.
".....I AM A UGLY BITCH PIG THAT TRICKS PEOPLE AND I THINK THAT EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM IS A SUCKER, EXCEPT THE TERRORIST FROM HELL!"
I, WHO ACCOMPLISHED MY RADIO DEBUT IN A DIFFRENT WAY THAN I ORGINALLY IMAGINED.. ALONG WITH MY GOAL OF GETTINNG BANNNED WORDS PAST THE CENSORS ALSO RUINED THE BRODCAST SO THEY HAD TO STOP RECORDING AFTER I LEFT.
Short after that i called Reika and Umi and said that i quit.
Next day...
*RING*
What now!
"Hello"
"YOU FUCKTARD, WE NEED YOU! COME BACK NOW!"
"Why should i? I don't want to!"
"I WILL WRITE THE LYRICS! I'M GONNA STOP BEING MEAN TO YOU! I WILL RAISE YOUR SALERY AND THEN I WILL GET YOU CONTACTS SO THAT YOU LATER CAN JOIN THE POP INDUSTRY!"
"Hm.. i don't know.."
It didn't sound wrong.
"IS THERE SOMETHING MORE THAT YOU WANT?"
"I want annother look! Change the look for the whole band then i will come back"
"DEAL!"
Later..Same day
When i was going to meet the band i saw a tall guy with a chiken costum on and next to him a short guy with a gun in his hand.
"Look Hasune that guy over there is looking down on our cosplay, Let's bet him!"
AHH! I don't want to be beaten up by a Criminal and a Chiken!
( A/N : Blurb :3 I seriously don't think that this is funny..Need to start thinking about something. )