Dmc - Chapter 7
Title: Dmc
Chapter: 7 / ?
Author: kiryu_pandakun
Genre: Comedy / Romance
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: MxM, Bad english, Cursing, Split personalities, Bad humor
Summary: Shou goes to Tokyo to make his dream come true. His dream is to become a pop singer but instead he gets forced into a death metal band called Dmc. He is ashamed of his job and hides it. In the progress he devlope a split personality, so everytime someone gets on his nerves he freak out and does something bad. He geets unwanted attention from Fanboys and a guy called Ruki. Still he struggles to be a pop singer.
Pairings: RukixShou, ToraxSaga, IvxKo-ki, ByouxShin, KazukixManabu,Yu-kixRyosukexYu-ki
Bands: Alice nine, The gazette, Vivid, Aicle, Miyavi, Screw, Lolita23q, Clearveil
Disclaimer: Dmc (Detroit metal city) belongs to whoever it was who made the ova and the live action. I just changed the story. Because it was to short and i thought it would be fun if it would involve Jrockers :D
Comments: I need to follow the story more i guess..
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When i woke up which was about 5 minutes ago, i paniced.
I am in a unfamiliar room and butt naked. I can't find my clothes!
I had to think how i got here.
*FLASHBACK*
I kicked one clown between his legs.
I kissed a walking statue.
I saw a guy molesting a child.
I made two children cry by destroying their sand castle.
I punched two pretty girls.
I peed on a dog.
I pucked on two old guys.
I interupted a porn movie.
I stole a spoon.
I called someone and started to cry.
I got picked up by an alien.
I got jumped by a monkey.
I sleept with a teddy bear.
*END OF FLASHBACK*
Now this is embarrising!
*What really happened*
I kicked Miyavi between his legs. He was saying that i was useless and pissing me off.
I kissed Hiroto for being so cute.
Byou was molesting Shin.
I destroyed Jin and Nao's tower of beer cans as i tried to find a bathroom. I think i steped on their foots that's why they cried.
I tripped and Tora and Saga tried to help me up but i accedently hit them both.
I couldn't find a bathroom so i had to go behind a tree and Ryuto just poped up from nowhere.
I was ill so i puked on Kazuki and Manabu. They were in the way.
I walked in on Ryosuke and Yu-ki when they... *Silence* ...when they did something i don't want to remember. It is as bad as The Tora and Saga incident.
I stole Ban's spoon. He got really angry when i stole it from him and said that i had a "Death penis hair cut".
I called Ruki and said that i loved him and i didn't want him to leave me, that i would comitte suicide if he left me. I got affected by that prank call i got not so long ago.
Ruki picked me up.
I didn't get jumped by a monkey. It was just a movie that i saw on tv that showed a monkey jump on a person.
I sleept with Ruki's teddy bear which means that i am in Ruki's apartment.
*BAAM*
"I AM GONNA KILL YOU!"
Kai came runing in. He was chasing after the bird. I had to cover myself.
When he saw me he stopped chasing after the bird.
"OH MY GOD! THERE IS A NAKED GUY IN HERE THAT LOOKS LIKE SHOU! GUYS YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!"
The other guys from the gazette came in.
"HEY THAT IS SHOU!" Uruha recognized me right away.
Uruha stared at me in a creepy way. It made me want to take on my winter clothes even if it wasn't winter.
"Did you and Ruki do you know?" Aoi asked.
I seriously don't know because i don't rember.
"HEY WE HAVE TO GO NOW! RUKI IS ON HIS WAY, IF HE FINDS US HERE HE WILL KILL US!" Reita yelled and they soon disapeared.
"You're up, How are you feeling?"
"Not so good, my head hurts."
Ruki sat on the bed.
"It's not good for you to drink so much. You went crazy last night."
"Um.. did we.. you know do it?"
"Do what? ...ah no no! I was taking a bath and then you suddenly just walked in, You said that you saw a big insect and that you didn't want to be in the same room as it, Haha! You fell into the thub. You're clothes got wet. I had to dry them."
So that's what happened. Wait! Where is that insect now?!!!!!!!
"I have to be at the studio in about 20 min so i can't stay and talk. Here is a spare key, just put it in the mailbox when you leave ok? Or you can keep it and come back later today. I really have to go now. Bye"
"Bye"
It didn't feel good when we kissed. I had puked and still got the taste in my mouth. I wont accept any drinks from anyone next time.
*Bip*
I got a text message from Hiroto.
'Miyavi is a dick!
P.s
We're going to have a meeting about our pv. You have 10 min on you to get your sorry ass here or else you will suffer!
// Hiroto'
PV :
I barley made it in time.
But as lucky as i was Miyavi was late.
*Baam*
Really why can't people walk in normaly. They don't have to slam the door or storm in all the time.
"FUCK, I broke a nail when i was buying coffe. It hurts like shit! But on to the Pv subject, If any of you bitches has something to say, Speak up now or just shut up!"
Tora: "How about we have Shou sitting there eating a bat?"
EHH?!
Miyavi: "Oh yeah, that's hot!"
A living one?!
Saga: "Maybe he could jump out from a casket! And he starts fighting with a zombie surrounded by a ring of fire!"
NO!
Nao: "Yes! And then while he is eating the zombie's entire body, he steals a guitar and starts to play with his teeth!"
Miyavi: "FUCKING GREAT! Shou do you have anything to say?"
"Yes i do! I really don't think that i want to do those things. I was actually thinking about that we could walk around Harajuku and then..."
Miyavi: "BITCH!"
I don't deserve this!
Miyavi: "What about you then fucktard?"
Hiroto: "I..i would like to eat curry rice....In hell."
"FUCK!"
Miyavi flipped hiroto the finger.
One week later - Pv :
"Alright let's rock!"
We are going to make the pv and i..*bip* i got a mail!
"Come on Shou, Let's go!"
'Shou-kun, Are you doing well? Are you eating you meals? Your father and I miss you and we hope that you come and visit us soon'
"From the bat scene, take three!"
*tuuuu*....
"I'm hell's terrorist."
I hate this song.
"Yesterday i raped my mom, tomorrow i'll carve up my dad!"
It's a horrible song!
"Kill, kill, kill, kill your parents, tool!"
Mommy....
"Cover your memories in blood!"
My mother doesn't know that i have this kind of band.
"I have no mom and dad anymore, cuz i killed 'em!"
I wonder what she would say if she did....
"I have no friends nor lovers anymore, cuz i killed them!"
I'm sorry mommy, i've failed you.
"Murder, murder!"
"ALRIGHT CUT! Great job!"
Music store :
A pop group i used to listen to when i was younger that disbaned had a reunion and put out a album recently. I'm looking for it.
"Shou? Is that you?"
Huh?
"IT IS YOU! IT HAS BEEN SO LONG TIME!"
Ah, it's one of my old classmates. I really don't like her. She used to tease me. Say that i was ugly. I always wanted to go up to her and say something mean. She had hurt me a lot of times in the past.
"Hi. Yeah it sure has..hehe"
I scratshed my head. I don't want to talk to her. Why is she even talking to me?!
"I didn't recognize you, You have changed alot. Your handsome now! Unlike when you was younger hahaha. People do change"
You should take a look in the mirror! You have also changed. You are ugly now!
"Yes..."
I have to make up an excuse..
"Rape evey fucking woman you see! Then sell off the fat bitches! I am the demon king of criminal acts!"
Shit! That did scare me. They are playing our newest song.
"This is the worst band ever. I just can't accept the metal stuff. Just look at those maniacs over there, They are going crazy just from a trial listen!"
You're much worse! And those guys over there are one of Dmc's biggest fans. I always see them at the front row. They go to every live.'
"Do you like this band Shou?"
"No way! Come on just look at the vocalist's jacket. He is wearing makeup and even wrote "Kill on his forehead like some kinda idiot. Of course i don't like them!"
"Ah okay."
I just picked up one of our cd.
"Yeah and you know what! This band's manager definitely must have something wrong in the head... Hell, the whole package even smells bad. I'm getting rid of it!"
"I really think that you shouldn't talk so loud...."
"Huh?"
"Bastards makin fun of dmc..You are looking down on them?!"
Oh shit!
I wasn't fast enough. One of dmc's fans grabbed me by the collar.
"Answer me, bitch!"
This guy is gonna kick my ass.
"No no, i was talking about annother band! I really love Dmc! I think that the vocalist is awesome! And i love it when he steal a guitar and does that things that he does!"
"Do the guitar thing!"
"What? I don't have a guitar"
"Do it with a airguitar!"
" No, i can't do that."
"Then we are gonna murder you!"
"Um....Like this?"
I started to play air guitar. I don't want to be killed by angry fans. They look really dangerous.
"That's pretty good."
"He's got the terrorist style!"
There was more people gathering around me.
"Wooooah, keep going!"
At least she left me alone.
Some hours later :
I got out of there alive and i also got the album i was looking for.
Now i was going to listen to this at home.
*Baam*
"Waaah!"
I knocked into Ruki.
Why was he in my apartment?
"I'm so sorry. Are you ok?"
"Yeah don't worry i'm fine"
"If i were you i wouldn't go in there!"
"Why? And why were you there?"
"I was going to visit you but then i heard someone scream. And i thougt it was you. That maybe you had hurt yourself or something and the door was unlocked so i walked in. But i think that you wont be happy if you go in there."
"Hm.."
I opened the door. And yes, Ruki was right.
My apartment was a big mess!
"What happened here?!"
Byou and Shin showed up.
"Well i think that "They" happened"
Ruki pointed at the two of them.
They had scratch marks on them.
"The fucking cat that the messed up drummer gave me, is stalking me for fuck sake!"
Byou said.
The cat was there.
"WAAAH!"
The cat was pooping on my bed!
It takes at least a week to get the smell out of the apartment. Cat poop is the worst!
"You didn't have to come here! I'm allergic to cats!"
I didn't know that Shin was allergic to cats.
"I had to, Your parents said that you were sleeping over at your friends house.
You don't have friends anymore! The only "Friend" that you have is Shou."
"Iv and Ko-ki then?" i asked.
"They don't care about him. They just leave him and hang out with that Nozomi chick. "
How could Byou think that Nozomi is a girl? He doesn't have breast.
"Nozomi is a guy!" i said.
"Sooner or later they will start to fight over her and then they will start to dislike each other because of it."
I guess he didn't hear me.
"Nozomi is a guy." Shin repeated what i had just said.
"What? I could swear that he had boobs!"
"You don't have to sleep here tonight, You can sleep at my place."
Sleeping at Ruki's place was better than sleeping here with the smell of cat poop all around.
"Ok. Let's go! I can't stand the smell."
I left with Ruki.
Byou and Shin argued over Nozomi. Byou still belived that he was a girl.
Chapter: 7 / ?
Author: kiryu_pandakun
Genre: Comedy / Romance
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: MxM, Bad english, Cursing, Split personalities, Bad humor
Summary: Shou goes to Tokyo to make his dream come true. His dream is to become a pop singer but instead he gets forced into a death metal band called Dmc. He is ashamed of his job and hides it. In the progress he devlope a split personality, so everytime someone gets on his nerves he freak out and does something bad. He geets unwanted attention from Fanboys and a guy called Ruki. Still he struggles to be a pop singer.
Pairings: RukixShou, ToraxSaga, IvxKo-ki, ByouxShin, KazukixManabu,Yu-kixRyosukexYu-ki
Bands: Alice nine, The gazette, Vivid, Aicle, Miyavi, Screw, Lolita23q, Clearveil
Disclaimer: Dmc (Detroit metal city) belongs to whoever it was who made the ova and the live action. I just changed the story. Because it was to short and i thought it would be fun if it would involve Jrockers :D
Comments: I need to follow the story more i guess..
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When i woke up which was about 5 minutes ago, i paniced.
I am in a unfamiliar room and butt naked. I can't find my clothes!
I had to think how i got here.
*FLASHBACK*
I kicked one clown between his legs.
I kissed a walking statue.
I saw a guy molesting a child.
I made two children cry by destroying their sand castle.
I punched two pretty girls.
I peed on a dog.
I pucked on two old guys.
I interupted a porn movie.
I stole a spoon.
I called someone and started to cry.
I got picked up by an alien.
I got jumped by a monkey.
I sleept with a teddy bear.
*END OF FLASHBACK*
Now this is embarrising!
*What really happened*
I kicked Miyavi between his legs. He was saying that i was useless and pissing me off.
I kissed Hiroto for being so cute.
Byou was molesting Shin.
I destroyed Jin and Nao's tower of beer cans as i tried to find a bathroom. I think i steped on their foots that's why they cried.
I tripped and Tora and Saga tried to help me up but i accedently hit them both.
I couldn't find a bathroom so i had to go behind a tree and Ryuto just poped up from nowhere.
I was ill so i puked on Kazuki and Manabu. They were in the way.
I walked in on Ryosuke and Yu-ki when they... *Silence* ...when they did something i don't want to remember. It is as bad as The Tora and Saga incident.
I stole Ban's spoon. He got really angry when i stole it from him and said that i had a "Death penis hair cut".
I called Ruki and said that i loved him and i didn't want him to leave me, that i would comitte suicide if he left me. I got affected by that prank call i got not so long ago.
Ruki picked me up.
I didn't get jumped by a monkey. It was just a movie that i saw on tv that showed a monkey jump on a person.
I sleept with Ruki's teddy bear which means that i am in Ruki's apartment.
*BAAM*
"I AM GONNA KILL YOU!"
Kai came runing in. He was chasing after the bird. I had to cover myself.
When he saw me he stopped chasing after the bird.
"OH MY GOD! THERE IS A NAKED GUY IN HERE THAT LOOKS LIKE SHOU! GUYS YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!"
The other guys from the gazette came in.
"HEY THAT IS SHOU!" Uruha recognized me right away.
Uruha stared at me in a creepy way. It made me want to take on my winter clothes even if it wasn't winter.
"Did you and Ruki do you know?" Aoi asked.
I seriously don't know because i don't rember.
"HEY WE HAVE TO GO NOW! RUKI IS ON HIS WAY, IF HE FINDS US HERE HE WILL KILL US!" Reita yelled and they soon disapeared.
"You're up, How are you feeling?"
"Not so good, my head hurts."
Ruki sat on the bed.
"It's not good for you to drink so much. You went crazy last night."
"Um.. did we.. you know do it?"
"Do what? ...ah no no! I was taking a bath and then you suddenly just walked in, You said that you saw a big insect and that you didn't want to be in the same room as it, Haha! You fell into the thub. You're clothes got wet. I had to dry them."
So that's what happened. Wait! Where is that insect now?!!!!!!!
"I have to be at the studio in about 20 min so i can't stay and talk. Here is a spare key, just put it in the mailbox when you leave ok? Or you can keep it and come back later today. I really have to go now. Bye"
"Bye"
It didn't feel good when we kissed. I had puked and still got the taste in my mouth. I wont accept any drinks from anyone next time.
*Bip*
I got a text message from Hiroto.
'Miyavi is a dick!
P.s
We're going to have a meeting about our pv. You have 10 min on you to get your sorry ass here or else you will suffer!
// Hiroto'
PV :
I barley made it in time.
But as lucky as i was Miyavi was late.
*Baam*
Really why can't people walk in normaly. They don't have to slam the door or storm in all the time.
"FUCK, I broke a nail when i was buying coffe. It hurts like shit! But on to the Pv subject, If any of you bitches has something to say, Speak up now or just shut up!"
Tora: "How about we have Shou sitting there eating a bat?"
EHH?!
Miyavi: "Oh yeah, that's hot!"
A living one?!
Saga: "Maybe he could jump out from a casket! And he starts fighting with a zombie surrounded by a ring of fire!"
NO!
Nao: "Yes! And then while he is eating the zombie's entire body, he steals a guitar and starts to play with his teeth!"
Miyavi: "FUCKING GREAT! Shou do you have anything to say?"
"Yes i do! I really don't think that i want to do those things. I was actually thinking about that we could walk around Harajuku and then..."
Miyavi: "BITCH!"
I don't deserve this!
Miyavi: "What about you then fucktard?"
Hiroto: "I..i would like to eat curry rice....In hell."
"FUCK!"
Miyavi flipped hiroto the finger.
One week later - Pv :
"Alright let's rock!"
We are going to make the pv and i..*bip* i got a mail!
"Come on Shou, Let's go!"
'Shou-kun, Are you doing well? Are you eating you meals? Your father and I miss you and we hope that you come and visit us soon'
"From the bat scene, take three!"
*tuuuu*....
"I'm hell's terrorist."
I hate this song.
"Yesterday i raped my mom, tomorrow i'll carve up my dad!"
It's a horrible song!
"Kill, kill, kill, kill your parents, tool!"
Mommy....
"Cover your memories in blood!"
My mother doesn't know that i have this kind of band.
"I have no mom and dad anymore, cuz i killed 'em!"
I wonder what she would say if she did....
"I have no friends nor lovers anymore, cuz i killed them!"
I'm sorry mommy, i've failed you.
"Murder, murder!"
"ALRIGHT CUT! Great job!"
Music store :
A pop group i used to listen to when i was younger that disbaned had a reunion and put out a album recently. I'm looking for it.
"Shou? Is that you?"
Huh?
"IT IS YOU! IT HAS BEEN SO LONG TIME!"
Ah, it's one of my old classmates. I really don't like her. She used to tease me. Say that i was ugly. I always wanted to go up to her and say something mean. She had hurt me a lot of times in the past.
"Hi. Yeah it sure has..hehe"
I scratshed my head. I don't want to talk to her. Why is she even talking to me?!
"I didn't recognize you, You have changed alot. Your handsome now! Unlike when you was younger hahaha. People do change"
You should take a look in the mirror! You have also changed. You are ugly now!
"Yes..."
I have to make up an excuse..
"Rape evey fucking woman you see! Then sell off the fat bitches! I am the demon king of criminal acts!"
Shit! That did scare me. They are playing our newest song.
"This is the worst band ever. I just can't accept the metal stuff. Just look at those maniacs over there, They are going crazy just from a trial listen!"
You're much worse! And those guys over there are one of Dmc's biggest fans. I always see them at the front row. They go to every live.'
"Do you like this band Shou?"
"No way! Come on just look at the vocalist's jacket. He is wearing makeup and even wrote "Kill on his forehead like some kinda idiot. Of course i don't like them!"
"Ah okay."
I just picked up one of our cd.
"Yeah and you know what! This band's manager definitely must have something wrong in the head... Hell, the whole package even smells bad. I'm getting rid of it!"
"I really think that you shouldn't talk so loud...."
"Huh?"
"Bastards makin fun of dmc..You are looking down on them?!"
Oh shit!
I wasn't fast enough. One of dmc's fans grabbed me by the collar.
"Answer me, bitch!"
This guy is gonna kick my ass.
"No no, i was talking about annother band! I really love Dmc! I think that the vocalist is awesome! And i love it when he steal a guitar and does that things that he does!"
"Do the guitar thing!"
"What? I don't have a guitar"
"Do it with a airguitar!"
" No, i can't do that."
"Then we are gonna murder you!"
"Um....Like this?"
I started to play air guitar. I don't want to be killed by angry fans. They look really dangerous.
"That's pretty good."
"He's got the terrorist style!"
There was more people gathering around me.
"Wooooah, keep going!"
At least she left me alone.
Some hours later :
I got out of there alive and i also got the album i was looking for.
Now i was going to listen to this at home.
*Baam*
"Waaah!"
I knocked into Ruki.
Why was he in my apartment?
"I'm so sorry. Are you ok?"
"Yeah don't worry i'm fine"
"If i were you i wouldn't go in there!"
"Why? And why were you there?"
"I was going to visit you but then i heard someone scream. And i thougt it was you. That maybe you had hurt yourself or something and the door was unlocked so i walked in. But i think that you wont be happy if you go in there."
"Hm.."
I opened the door. And yes, Ruki was right.
My apartment was a big mess!
"What happened here?!"
Byou and Shin showed up.
"Well i think that "They" happened"
Ruki pointed at the two of them.
They had scratch marks on them.
"The fucking cat that the messed up drummer gave me, is stalking me for fuck sake!"
Byou said.
The cat was there.
"WAAAH!"
The cat was pooping on my bed!
It takes at least a week to get the smell out of the apartment. Cat poop is the worst!
"You didn't have to come here! I'm allergic to cats!"
I didn't know that Shin was allergic to cats.
"I had to, Your parents said that you were sleeping over at your friends house.
You don't have friends anymore! The only "Friend" that you have is Shou."
"Iv and Ko-ki then?" i asked.
"They don't care about him. They just leave him and hang out with that Nozomi chick. "
How could Byou think that Nozomi is a girl? He doesn't have breast.
"Nozomi is a guy!" i said.
"Sooner or later they will start to fight over her and then they will start to dislike each other because of it."
I guess he didn't hear me.
"Nozomi is a guy." Shin repeated what i had just said.
"What? I could swear that he had boobs!"
"You don't have to sleep here tonight, You can sleep at my place."
Sleeping at Ruki's place was better than sleeping here with the smell of cat poop all around.
"Ok. Let's go! I can't stand the smell."
I left with Ruki.
Byou and Shin argued over Nozomi. Byou still belived that he was a girl.