Title : Dmc
Chapter : 16 / ?
Author :
kiryu_pandakun Genre : Comedy / Romance
Rating : PG-13
Warnings : MxM, Bad english, Cursing, Bad humor
Summary : Shou goes to tokyo to make his dream come true. His dream is to become a pop singer but instead he gets forced into a death metal band called Dmc. He is ashamed of his job and hides it. In the progress he devlope a split personality, so everytime someone gets on his nerves he freak out and does something bad. He gets unwanted attention from fanboys and a guy called ruki. Still he struggles to be a pop singer.
Pairings : Ruki x Shou, Tora x Saga, Byou x Shin, Kazuki x Manabu, Yu-ki x Ryosuke x Yu-ki, Yuh x Iv, Ko-ki x Nozomi, Aggy x Leda, Chiyu x Takeru, Reika x Umi, Rui x Hasune, Suzune x Ikuma, Nao x Saga (Onesided), Sujk x Nao, Juri x Jin, Miyavi x Hiroto
Bands : Alice nine, The gazette, Vivid, Aicle, Miyavi, Screw, Lolita23q, Clearveil, Vistlip, Deluhi, Sug, D=out, Egoist, And
Disclaimer : Dmc (Detroit metal city) belongs to whoever it was who made the ova and the live action. I just changed the story. Because it was to short and i thought it would be fun if it would involve Jrockers :D
ARE YOU GOING TOO?! :
I woke up early today because the neighbors started to fight in the morning and it sounded like they threw stuff on the wall.
Today was also the day i was going home, with Miyavi and the band that is.
He said that he wanted the whole band to go with him and when i said no he just said that my mother had invited him and said that it was okay so i couldn't really say anything.
*Bip*
I got a text message from nao.
"Poop master! We are outside of your apartment, hurry!"
Already?
I looked out of the window and got a shock.
"YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS?! WE ARE NOT GOING IN THE TOUR BUS!"
I yelled at them, the tour buss with the dmc logo?! HELL NO!
"But how are we supposed to fit then?" Nao pouted.
"We can take the train, besides we are not that many"
"Actually, we are"
"What?!"
Then the door opened and i could see Ruki which made me happy, He winked at me and i winked at him but then his band mates came out and also winked at me, it killed my smile right away but i was still winking to them.
"Ruki was afraid that you would stay at your parents place so he wanted to tag along and then his band mates said that they had to go everywhere ruki was going" Hiroto came out from the bus.
"I guess my mother doesn't mind as long if it isn't that many people" I scratched my head.
"Hurry your ass out here!"
Miyavi yelled from the tour bus window.
When i was down there i would object to paint over the logo with paint.
I opened the door but almost tripped on something big that was laying on the cold apartment floor.
When i looked at it, i saw a familiar face.
"Shin?"
"Yeah"
"Why are you sleeping there?"
His eyes became wide and he got up. Almost jumping up of his spot.
"I'm going with you to visit your mother!"
"Ah.."
How was i going to explain it to my mother?
"I'm not taking a no for an answer. I want to meet the women who made the awesome shou!"
"Eh.."
I didn't know what to say but i heard someone running on the stairs.
"Shou, hurry! We need to go now!"
Saga had his puppy and the small puppys with him which reminded me of my own puppy. I opened the door and ran into my apartment.
I grabbed my puppy and walked out of the apartment.
"I almost forgot my puppy"
"Hurry! We have to go now so that we can leave the puppies to manabu before we miss him. We tried to call him but he didn't answer so we think that he still sleeps"
"Yeah, he should be sleeping. It's like 4 in the morning"
I locked the door and picked up my bag and gave the puppy to shin "You have to babysitt him if you want to go with"
Shin noded a couple of times and followed me and saga down to the bus.
"Finaly!" Hiroto went back in to the tour bus when he saw me. I was the last one to go in. I didn't expect tora to be the driver. I thought that maybe Hiroto would drive but hiroto seemed to have his hands full of miyavi who was sobbing in the bus. I could clearly hear that he called out for Reno and Ryouga and i actually felt a bit sorry for him.
Shin had decided to keep tora company and it was funny how saga would stare at him and then ask me if he could be trusted. I noded. Shin was a nice guy for a stalker.
"Then we are off!"
"We need to change the tour bus logo"
I looked at Miyavi but started to cry out and say that Reno and Ryouga was best at changing the logo and that it was them that had decorated the bus just for the band. And then he said that there was no way that it would be changed.
"Then you will be responsible and explain to my parents about the logo and i will offically kill you if you don't do it nicely!"
In a blink of a second everybody was silent.
From the other side of the table that i was sitting at next to saga and ruki, i could see aoi and uruha glup.
I turned my head to them.
"Oh my god, hurry look down on your shoes so he won't look into ours eyes!" Aoi looked down on his shoes.
"I rather look down here"
Uruha stared at something else, but it didn't suprise me because he was a pervert as most of the people were.
"What are you looking at?" Kai asked him.
"Aoi's butt"
There was once again silence but it didn't last long before everybody laughed.
Aoi slapped uruha "Don't you dare to stare at my butt again, you gay man!"
Reita started to laugh when everybody else had stopped laughing.
"What are you laughing of?" kai asked.
"I'm...I...i can't..i don't know!" he started to laugh harder and fell down from the soffa which he had occupied to himself.
"He have to laugh because he was born noseless" Aoi commented.
Reita stopped laughing when he heard that and said "I don't like you" with a serious tone.
The bus stoped and tora yelled "We are here!"
Saga got up and dragged me with and shin followed after us.
"Manabu lives here?"
The place looked like some ghetto.
"Yes, it says that he lives here from the map that he drew"
Saga showed me a map, but i wouldn't call it a map. I would call it a losy drawing that a 5 year old kid drew.
"He is not very good at drawing maps"
Was what i wanted to say but shin was faster.
"Saga ripped the map into small pieces and went inside of the bus.
I was about to go in to but shin stopped me.
"I have byou's number. I'm sure that he knows where he lives"
"That's great!"
Saga opened one window and jumped out of it.
"Why did you do that? The bus door was opened?"
"I know but i was on my way to the toilet and was to lazy to go out that way anyway"
After shin dialed the number, we had to wait for a half minute to finaly hear shin talk.
He put on the speakers so both saga and i could hear.
"Hey my little cutie pie, i miss you. Where are you?"
Shin blushed.
"Ehm! I'm standing in a ghetto togheter with Shou and Saga. We need your help with one thing. Do you know the number to manabu?"
"What are you doing in a ghetto?! There are many bad people there! Hurry and get out of there now! And tell shou and Saga that they are also bad people for letting my cutie pie into a ghetto."
"Stop calling me cutie pie! But we are going as soon as we get manabu's number"
"I will never stop calling you cutie pie!"
Saga got annoyed and took the phone from shin.
"Hey! Can you just give me the god damn number to manabu already! My babies needs a home for a couple of days!"
"You are a rude ugly guy!" Byou insulted saga.
"You are the ugly one! At least i have a lover that loves me!"
Fighting through the phone in a ghetto. Not a good ide.
I took the phone from saga and gave it to shin.
"You do the talk" i said and then pushed saga into the bus.
"I was not done talking wih that byou guy!"
"That wasn't byou it was the message machine and you have to go to the toilet, remember?"
After i said that, saga went to the toilet and i went back to where shin was standing.
"I just need his number byou"
"I don't have it"
"You don't have your band mates number?"
"No"
"How are you comunicating then?"
"Computer"
"Do you know the adress?"
"Adress?"
"Adress to where he lives"
"Yes"
"Care to tell?"
"No"
"Why?"
"I want go with you and meet shou's mother too"
and with that shin looked at me.
"I guess we have room to one more"
When we where on our way to byou's house reita said that he could paint the tour bus pink.
Miyavi got mad at him and threw sugar at him.
"Be gone you evil hello kitty follower!"
Some of the sugar landed on uruha's hair and he freaked out by it.
"TAKE THEM OFF! THE LEECHES! TAKE THEM OFF MY HAIR!" He ran into the bathroom.
Reita licked the sugar from the table and aoi soon joined him.
"Both of them like sugar" Ruki laughed. Shin suddenly apeared and took pictures of them from his phone.
"I can use it to black mail them later" he whispered to me.
The bus stopped again. Tora yelled that he saw byou.
Byou jumped at Shin when he saw him.
"My cutie pie! I have missed you so much!"
He was touching him everywhere.
"Stop it!"
Shin hit him so that he had to stop.
"Where do manabu live?" Saga apeared before Byou.
"A few blocks from here" Byou almost laughed at saga, who were glaring at him.
The usual glare that he gives to people that he didn't like of course.
So when we reached manabu's house, we saw Jin and Kazuki fighting over something that looked like a shoe.
"That's mine!" Jin pulled the shoe closer.
"No, it's mine!" Then kazuki did the same and they did that for awhile untill i decided to go between them.
"Hey, Have you seen Manabu?"
Kazuki let go of the shoe which lead to that Jin fell backwards and landed on his butt.
"It's mine now!" Jin cheered.
"He is home."
Saga came out and said that he would go to manabu. He dragged kazuki with him and said that he should lead the way.
After i had waited for awhile, Saga, Kazuki and Manabu came down.
Somehow i didn't have a good feeling about it.
"They are tagging with us!"
Saga pushed kazuki and manabu in the bus.
"What about me?" Jin asked.
Saga hurried to him and started to push him inside the bus too.
I just shook my head and followed.
LOLITA23Q JOINS :
I really don't know why tora started to drive like a maniac when we where out on the big road. He looked at the side mirror's of the bus and then he quickly started to drive really fast.
"Don't drive to fast, you will wake up our children" Saga put his hand on tora's shoulder and tora calmed down.
But as soon as Saga had left he looked in the mirror's again and then he went mad.
I had changed my seat to watch him so that he wouldn't kill us with his driving.
"Why are driving so fast?" i asked.
"We are being followed!"
"We are?" I looked at one of the mirrors.
There was a funny looking car behind us but it didn't look like it was following us.
"Are you sure?"
"I am the one who had been driving, of course i am!"
He turned his head in my direction and had a serious face.
From the corner of my eye, i saw many ducks sitting by the road.
"LOOK OUT FOR THE DUCKS!"
He almost hit them.
"That was close" he said.
Some time had passed and he was still staring at the mirror's.
The funny looking car was still there.
"It's still there" i said.
Saga came up to us and hit tora.
"I told you that you will wake up our children! They are all wild now but luckly we have manabu with us. Why are you driving so fast?"
"We are being followed"
Tora had his eyes set on the mirror that was on the drivers side.
Saga looked at it.
"That car seems familiar to me" he said.
"TORA, WATCH OUT! BLIND MAN!!!!!!!!!"
He almost hit a blind man that walked out on the road.
It was both tora's and the blind man's fault.
Tora didn't pay attention on the road and the blind man shouldn't walk on the road without anyone who could lead him. Like maybe a dog?
"That's it! Stop the car!" Ruki told tora to stop.
"They will get us if i do so!" Tora said.
"But if we don't stop it we will never know who they are, won't we?"
Tora stopped the car and ruki, tora and saga went out to look who they where.
Some moments passed and the door opened.
Ruki came in, he just shook his head.
"Wonder what your mother will think"
"About what?"
"More people"
Tora came in and started the engine.
I went outside to look for saga.
"SHOU!" saga yelled.
I saw him standing next to the car.
"Yeah?" i yelled.
"Do you think that we can make room for them?"
The people that was in the car came out.
Lolita23q that is.
I was still somewhat angry on ryosuke and yu-ki for leaving me in that so called ryuto's apartment.
"I will hate you if you say no" he then yelled.
What was i going to tell my mother?
"Alright but they will have to sleep in the bus like many other will do"
I had already planed that the bus would keep it's distance from my house. It would be parked in the woods and most of the people that are in it would have to sleep in it.
That was my solution to it.
Their car was left behind.They said that the fuel was almost out.
So now the bus was full of people and it didn't take long time until it was a big mess.
Tora was driving slow. Saga had to stand beside him to watch. He said that he had to hit him every time he would drive like a maniac and that it was a bad habit of tora to drive faster than he should drive.
"I want to make A love to you" Ryuto who apeared from nowhere said that to saga.
Tora heard it and got up, He ignored the fact that he was on the high way and that he was the one who was driving.
"YOU WANNA MAKE LOVE TO MY LOVER?! I WILL TELL YOU SOMETHING SMART BOY! THIS IS MISTER RIGHT AND THIS IS MISTER LEFT! THEY WOULD LIKE TO BEAT YOU UP BADLY RIGHT NOW!" Tora showed his two fist to ryuto.
Saga hide behind tora.
"Beat him up!" He said to tora.
Tora chased ryuto to the back of the bus.
It was all chaos. The bus almost drove of the road if it wasn't for Yu-ki who took over.
"You saved us yu-ki!" I said.
He nooded.
I atempted to talk to him again.
"I didn't know that you could drive"
"Me neither" he responded.
"Let me sit on your lap" Ryosuke threw himself onto yu-ki which made the whole bus almost drive into the other file.
I didn't say anything. I knew that i would blame both yu-ki and tora if something would happened to us.
Ryosuke was smiling and saying things like "Drive over that kid over there!" and "How cool it would be if this bus had wings so that it could fly" and "Yu-ki, you have to clean your ears more properly"
Sometimes Yu-ki would say some words but they where just "Yes, no" and "Don't wanna".
"Look yu-ki! Hitchickers!"
Ryosuke pointed at two guys who where standing on the road.
"Pull over!"
and yu-ki did.
They ignored me.
"Where are you going?" ryosuke asked them.
I tried to get a better look but they had hoodies on so i couldn't see them from where i was standing.
"Anywhere" they answered.
"Get on" ryosuke said.
When they got on, they took of their hoodies and i recognized them at once.
"IT'S YOU! THE ONES WHO WHERE IN MY APARTMENT! THE AND GUYS!"
"Oh no! Not that dumb guy!" The short guy said.
"It's ok ikuma, let's not fight"
The taller one said.
It annoyed me to see them but then i got annother thought. I could use them!
I was thinking like mad when i heard ryosuke say "Do you guys want to have a threesome with me?"
Ryosuke had just asked the two guys that but they had fully ignored him.
"aw, no answer? And here i thought that yu-ki would get angry just like tora did before. Why can't you get angry? GET ANGRY NOW!"
He had started to poke yu-ki on the nose but yu-ki didn't show any reaction to it.
"Stop that" yu-ki said.
"No i won't" ryosuke continued what he was doing.
Yu-ki didn't say anything else after that and ryosuke got tired and stopped it.
( A/N : I walked into a table and hit my foot. When i was in pain something strange happened. Inspiration happened O_O )