Weltschmerz? WTF is Weltschmerz?
Welcome to Zombie Camp, boys and girls!
You're all here because someone paid $2000 to send you here. And that's just great. Because it's money in my pocket now and a fuckton more when the action starts and people pay to watch the live streams.
But getting down to business: This is a safe room, and in 20 minutes it's going to be filled with poison gas, so grab whatever gear, supplies, and food you think you'll need and get the fuck out there.
By the way, it's night, it's raining, and the zombies are hungry. We'll see... well, hopefully at least some of you in the morning.
You're all here because someone paid $2000 to send you here. And that's just great. Because it's money in my pocket now and a fuckton more when the action starts and people pay to watch the live streams.
But getting down to business: This is a safe room, and in 20 minutes it's going to be filled with poison gas, so grab whatever gear, supplies, and food you think you'll need and get the fuck out there.
By the way, it's night, it's raining, and the zombies are hungry. We'll see... well, hopefully at least some of you in the morning.