Sam. Johnson overturned in grave off interstate.net

[kirwar4face]

The following text was forwarded to me as a caption to a photo of a big semi truck lying on its side along a highway. Since there is not much interest in a blurry photo of an unidentifiable overturned 18-wheeler, I assume the motivation for the posting was sheer glee at the opportunity to make fun of an established commercial institution (Wal-Mart in place of K-Mart rather than in its own right), and perhaps more importantly, to abuse English spelling, grammar and usage.

attn.wal-mart shoppers

ATTN. SHOPPERS
SOME OF THE CRAP WE SALE WILL BE DELAYED A FEW DAYS ..
& SOME MIGHT BE BROKEN BUT
DON'T FRETT WE WILL HAVE THE
CRAPBACK IN THE STORE ASAP..
ONE OF OUR DRIVERS TOOK AN
UNAUTHORIZE BRAKE IN ROUTE
TO YOU..