Best chatroulette convo EVAR

Dec 28, 2009 01:57

You: I got to talking to some military guys from russia on here when I was drunk about a week ago
You: They loved this hat, and demanded to know if I had more hats
Stranger: i can't imagine what kind of a party that was
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: hat party!
You: So I ended up digging up more random hats around my room
You: I never knew I had so many
You: =P
Stranger: thats diplomacy!
You: Yes. I can see the headline now
You: DRUNKEN AMERICAN GIRL RESPONSIBLE FOR RUSSIAN-AMERICAN PEACE TREATY
You: Quoth Putin, "It was all about that kitty hat."
Stranger: KittyKat hat kracks kommies
You: lol
Stranger: and you present the panda hat as a token of faith to him
You: Heck yes
You: And suddenly it's a WORLDWIDE FASHION TREND
Stranger: but then it turns bad
Stranger: as everyone cops a panda hat
Stranger: and there is no more original thought
You: SHIT
Stranger: and the world implodes
You: I'm responsible for the death of originality AND world implosion?!?!
You: Damn.
Stranger: maybe we need to think this through
Stranger: trouble
You: I'm not sure I am ready for that kind of responsibility
Stranger: you got you finger on the button man
You: I'd better watch it
Stranger: with kittyhat comes great responsibility
You: No more showing hats drunkenly to russian dudes
You: Is the lesson here
Stranger: no thats fine
Stranger: putin just can't get his hands on that damn hat!
Stranger: is the lesson!
You: OH
You: I see
You: We'd better find them all then
You: And burn them, save for this one
Stranger: and toss them into mordor
You: In case the world would be in need of its power
Stranger: if you wanna get geeky
You: ONE CANNOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR

Conversations like this are worth sorting through the creepers for. XD
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