so today derek was supposed to drive me to justins house so i can hang out and get drunk with him because he is da coolist. but this was at 2 pmish, so i shower, dress, apply wacky makeup, and do some laundry. I paroose that interweb i keep hearing about. There's this site i was inspecting and it promised a free ipod so i tried to sign up but it
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How come I'm never invited out to these AWESOME shows. I had rehab today, anyway, WHUTEV.
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stupid gerbils. NOW THE OTHER ONE (the one who didnt maul my goddamn hand) escaped from his awesome thunderdome wheel avec plastic tubular tubes and was being all "i've escaped, kiss my furry little ass, because i'm fucking speedy gonzales and you cant catch me, HU-MON!" so i was all like, "grrr, rat bastard" and i finally caught him and i was all "yeesh, glad THAT'S over with" and put him back in his cage. I HATE GERBILS.
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yous better get me a present in portland, or i'll give you such a pinch. you hear that, SUCH A PINCH! *shakes fist*
My threats are empty. You know this to be true.
-JM
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boston is my favorite city.
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"or i'll give you such a pinch. you hear that, SUCH A PINCH! *shakes fist*"
OMG my nana says the same thing! scary! you guys should meet and fall in love like that movie.
Harold and Maude?
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