Oh, DnD players... SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Jun 04, 2008 00:02

Okay, yeah. I don't like the new system that much either. So you know what I'm going to do? I'm not going to sit around, and report on all my blogs that my favourite class got nerfed. I'm not going to insult the system. It has its merits.

Complaint 1 - "It's Dumbed Down!" Hummm, how to explain this. Hey, here's some homework for you. Take 3 and 3.5. You know them, you learned them. Go pick a copy of version 1. Your mind. It is blown. The original game was so complicated, that only HOLYSHITMATHNERDS could play the thing. Cool! You know what they think about 3 and 3.5 "Are they marketing Dungeons and Dragons to retards now?"

Complaint 2 - "The new races aren't what I wanted them to be!" Tough shit. You don't like it? Write your own damned game... Wait- It's DUNGEONS AND FUCKING DRAGONS! Remember the first rule? It's your world, shape and mold it as you see fit. So stop QQing about the pre-cons, and face it. You might actually have to CREATE something to LIKE something. Goddamn whiners.

Complaint 3 - "The art looks all anime!" ... Your point?

Complaint 4 - "Classes got Changed" Yeah, yeah they did. Well, guess what! Our chain of classes, Fighter, Wizard, Monk, Ranger, Cleric, Paladin, Rogue, etc.... How many of them do you think were in DnD v. 1? Answer - Not many.

Shit gets changed. It's a new version. Don't like it? Don't play! Can't you realize that its that simple? That your old books have not been burnt (And if they have, you are a foolish, stupid person for doing so), they are still in good (Or fair, or encrusted with Cheeto-Cheese, whatever) condition. You used them before. Keep on using them. Don't like it? Okay, good for you. But, don't complain about something you never intend to play. After all, how much do Eunuchs bitch about sex?
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