Oh My

Jan 24, 2010 22:03

My funeral would be amazing, dewds. We'd have a cremation and you'd hear the words "SEEYA IN THE AFTERLIFE, FAGGOTS!" as the doors of Hell shut over my burning corpse 8D I give you all permission to play your favourite celebratory songs~
Onto the realshit on this journal of DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. With a capital M.

Okay, I promised myself no more journals until my birthday, but that has flopped due to one idiot.
Who goes by the name of Meg Jane Phillips.

That UTTER FUCKTARD.

I quoth:
"Meg says:
its SO hard to talk to her these days due to home work etc...
but marielle seems to be talking to her american "friends" all the time!
she's messing up their sleep patterns as well as hers"

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Remind me why I want to talk to her anyway? Jeez.
Oooh, I feel hate boiling in my veins more than usual.

This merits a song, courtesy of a certain Jack.

"Do you have a deathwish?
How shall I kill you?
Shall I disembowel you?
Or just remove your head?

Ohohoho, so many ways
I could be here for days and days
Faggots with a deathwish!
So many to kill, so little time......

Well, then~
Do you have a deathwish?
How shall I kill you?
Shall I disembowel you?
Or just remove your head?"

etc, etc.

Okies, fer teh lulz, I c+p'd the conversation between me and Kaley, who supplied me with this trufax.




Kaley Cooper 9:12ɯd ʇɐ ʎɹɐnuɐՐ 24

Meg says:
its SO hard to talk to her these days due to home work etc...
but marielle seems to be talking to her american "friends" all the time!
she's messing up their sleep patterns as well as hers




Mariel ItaChan Collier Gow 9:38ɯd ʇɐ ʎɹɐnuɐՐ 24

That hypocritical retard.
The only person with "friends" is her.
Oh dear.
She has a deathwish, man. ¬_¬
Remind me why I want to talk to her anyway xD




Kaley Cooper 9:42ɯd ʇɐ ʎɹɐnuɐՐ 24

the bit i laughed at was "shes messing up their sleep patterns..." i take it she doesnt do geography.......




Mariel ItaChan Collier Gow 9:44ɯd ʇɐ ʎɹɐnuɐՐ 24

xDDD Indeed. Its not like I'm talking to them when its 3 in the morning there xD
This is Meg, ya know, who thought Ireland had a 12 hour time difference.
I feel like deleting her off my friends list 8D




Kaley Cooper 9:50ɯd ʇɐ ʎɹɐnuɐՐ 24

MAZZA!! IRELAND IS HALF WAY ROUND THE WORLD!! GOD!!

post a status saying, oh my god, some people are really annoying me in this world, i think i might delete them..

cos you knwo she will comment saying, yeh i think its the right thing to do . and then be like OK!! *delete*

Mariel ItaChan Collier Gow 1:51ɯd ʇɐ ʎɹɐnuɐՐ 24

FFFFFFFFF OH YEAH /facepalm

Ffff, I might well do that, ya know xDDDDD

ALLAS TRUFAX, YO.
Total story of lulz for you there xD

Fffffffff deletion in 3...........2............1..........
/implosion

twirl, weeeeeeeeengh, totally dewd, megs a fucktard, fml, cheesecake, i heart your stupidity, what is this faggotry, waaaaaaaaaaat

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