Amused
Some of these e-mails I get from match.com are just too damn funny to not share. This one just came in from a 58 year old gentleman known to me only as "Bob". My username is "gkirklan75" hence his running not so funny joke about "gkirklan74".:
Hey cutie, you're simply gorgeous. I was going to give up on trying to find true romance in the Internet, especially after my last Internet romance -- gkirklan74. She through me for a woozie -- left me for another woman. Never again. Well, never again, until I saw you fantastic smile.
I enjoyed reading what you write. It makes me think that you are vivacious, and know what you want. I love to read also. I am also a member of NA (Netflix Anonymous). Nights find me at home reading or watching a movie. Another night will find me at the Tom Landry center working out.
The days find me searching for true love (which I've found with you), or teaching a class or two.
Remind me to relay the story about how gkiklan74 broke my arm -- in two places. Hopefully, you are not a professional wrestler, and you like only he-men (as opposed to she-men). If so, send me a sweet note saying how you can't live another day without seeing me.
Bob
Hey cutie, you're simply gorgeous. I was going to give up on trying to find true romance in the Internet, especially after my last Internet romance -- gkirklan74. She through me for a woozie -- left me for another woman. Never again. Well, never again, until I saw you fantastic smile.
I enjoyed reading what you write. It makes me think that you are vivacious, and know what you want. I love to read also. I am also a member of NA (Netflix Anonymous). Nights find me at home reading or watching a movie. Another night will find me at the Tom Landry center working out.
The days find me searching for true love (which I've found with you), or teaching a class or two.
Remind me to relay the story about how gkiklan74 broke my arm -- in two places. Hopefully, you are not a professional wrestler, and you like only he-men (as opposed to she-men). If so, send me a sweet note saying how you can't live another day without seeing me.
Bob