....Interesting

[kirktastic]

I like the fact that my tag is the highest of all of the other tags, even over Spock. This pleases me in ways that I cannot possibly express.

Comments

[ensgn_spottacus]

*blinks*

Could've sworn there was two of you for a second.

Anyway, when is the last time you came down to medbay for a checkup, hmmm?

[kirktastic]

....er....

I... recently, of course!

[ensgn_spottacus]

*doctor glare*

The longer you wait, the longer the needles on the hyposprays.

[kirktastic]

Bones comes out of no where and ninj-hypos me if I don't get down there enough, so trust me, I'm good!

[ensgn_spottacus]

You're a strange one to be avoiding hot nurses. :/

[kirktastic]

Oh trust me, whenever I'm down there, that doesn't stop me.

I still try to avoid being in sickbay for a REASON... doesn't mean I don't come by for no reason at all.

[ensgn_spottacus]

Also, you get to pick where the hypospray goes. I believe your neck has a permanent bruise from the ninja-hypos.

[kirktastic]

It's like a hickey from Bones.

At least that's what I tell people.

[ensgn_spottacus]

Well, that is a believable story. How many of those actually are hickeys?

[kirktastic]

At least three.

[ensgn_spottacus]

Impressive. So, the others are hypomarks and Spock's fingerbruises from when he strangled you?

[kirktastic]

Well, it all wraps up into a kinky package, doesn't it?

[ensgn_spottacus]

I hope to hell you've been using protection.

[kirktastic]

If I didn't use protection, they wouldn't survive it. :3

[ensgn_spottacus]

And you'd have hundreds of STD's and small children.

You know what?

I dare you to go a week without sex.

[kirktastic]

...

And what's my reward if I actually do it?