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[kirkeoff]

If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes I don't think I'd believe any of it. MERLIN, I am one step closer to becoming a man by my own standards, which are probably a little wonky but that's fine by me!

OH MY GOD!

Lucy can verify this whole thing and while I'm sure a lot of you would've liked to be there, you weren't. I think even Smith would have

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[gin_up]

What are you raving on about?

Private to Ginny Weasley.

[vulgarking]

You don't think-----

Fuck. Did he fucking follow you or something?

Private to Perpetua

[gin_up]

Not that I'm aware of.

If he did I will pound him.

Private to Ginny Weasley.

[vulgarking]

This is not good. I adore Andrew, but no. God, no. Not good. Not good at all.

Private to Perpetua

[gin_up]

Oh fuck, no. I love him too, but fuck. I really don't want him thinking of me that way. Either of us, in fact. Especially together.

Private to Ginny Weasley.

[vulgarking]

HE IS OBSESSED WITH LESBOTS, WEASLEY. I DON'T WANT TO BE INCLUDED IN HIS PERVERTED LESBIAN FANTASIES. DO SOMETHING.

We should have hidden ourselves in the loo. Nothing is more BUSINESSLIKE than a toilet seat.

Private to Perpetua

[gin_up]

Don't fret. I've been trying to keep him quiet by threatening to do things to him, and not in the way he wants me to either.

FUCK. I will never be comfortable with him thinking about me like that.

Private to Ginny Weasley.

[vulgarking]

I'm never snogging you again.

Private to Perpetua

[gin_up]

No offense taken.

Fuck it, why couldn't have someone with virtually no libido seen us? If someone had to see us at all?

Private to Ginny Weasley.

[vulgarking]

I would have preferred an assemblage of innocent first years.

WELL. IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE FOR THAT, I GUESS. --- You've got some skill, by the way, mate.

Private to Perpetua

[gin_up]

Yeah, there are worst people in the school they could have spotted snogging after all.

Thanks, but I wouldn't mention that anywhere near around Andrew.

Private to Ginny, Lucy and Perpetua

[kirkeoff]

We saw you.

Private to Andrew

[gin_up]

Shut the fuck up, Andrew, or I swear I'll get you.

Private to Ginny

[kirkeoff]

I saw it. It's not like I'm making it up. And! It was awesome. I'm impressed.

Private to Andrew

[gin_up]

If this gets out, I will hurt you. And if I catch your eyes remotely anywhere near the neckline of my top, I will rip your sick brain out from its perverted little skull with you still conscious as I'm doing it.

Private to Ginny

[kirkeoff]

I never TOLD anyone. Just Lucy and I saw as far as I know. And I always look at that.

That really hurts my feelings. I do not have a sick brain or a perverted little skull.