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YAY HOGSMEADE!!!
I'm going to buy candy and dungbombs fanged frisbees quills...yes...good quills...fancy quills...peacock feather quills. Also, droobles. Cornelia really turned me on to those things. Except they turned my mouth blue and I think part of it was actually purple. The purple part stung a little too. Do you think candy can hurt you? I mean, I know it can cause cavities and all that rot (no pun intended) but besides candy that is intended to hurt you, I wonder. I wonder how much rum raisin it would take to get pissed candy you'd have to eat to die from eating candy. Can you become addicted to candy? If you can, I am probably addicted to it. Honeyduke's here I come! If being addicted to candy is wrong then I don't want to be right! Because candy is good.
Speaking of candy. Some fourth year girl was crying today because the truffles her mother sent her for her birthday were half eaten. And even worse, some one had taken a bite out each of the half that was left! Honestly, a birthday present? Those bastards! I think that crosses the line. And it was clearly for her birthday since it said HAPPY BIRTHDAY! right on the box. But I guess if candy is addictive then Professors Carrow must be addicted to it...and then it becomes a weakness! Their weakness is candy! Maybe if I give them candy they will love me and not make me have to go to Muggle Studies.
And if I don't have to go to Muggle Studies, I can sleep in my bed and not on my desk! I can sleep pretty soundly either way, but let's be honest. No one would be jabbing me in the sides or spraying me with water. I could more easily sleep when not in the company of the female Professor Carrow. I mean! She shouldn't even have the right to call herself a female. She gives them a bad name...but on the other hand, she makes them all look ten times better. But anyway, as I was saying, my bed would be so much more comfortable than a desk. And I could get some one to join me...if I had candy. BECAUSE EVERYONE IS ADDICTED TO CANDY. And they should be addicted to me because I look good in leather. Honestly.
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I'm going to buy candy and dungbombs fanged frisbees quills...yes...good quills...fancy quills...peacock feather quills. Also, droobles. Cornelia really turned me on to those things. Except they turned my mouth blue and I think part of it was actually purple. The purple part stung a little too. Do you think candy can hurt you? I mean, I know it can cause cavities and all that rot (no pun intended) but besides candy that is intended to hurt you, I wonder. I wonder how much rum raisin it would take to get pissed candy you'd have to eat to die from eating candy. Can you become addicted to candy? If you can, I am probably addicted to it. Honeyduke's here I come! If being addicted to candy is wrong then I don't want to be right! Because candy is good.
Speaking of candy. Some fourth year girl was crying today because the truffles her mother sent her for her birthday were half eaten. And even worse, some one had taken a bite out each of the half that was left! Honestly, a birthday present? Those bastards! I think that crosses the line. And it was clearly for her birthday since it said HAPPY BIRTHDAY! right on the box. But I guess if candy is addictive then Professors Carrow must be addicted to it...and then it becomes a weakness! Their weakness is candy! Maybe if I give them candy they will love me and not make me have to go to Muggle Studies.
And if I don't have to go to Muggle Studies, I can sleep in my bed and not on my desk! I can sleep pretty soundly either way, but let's be honest. No one would be jabbing me in the sides or spraying me with water. I could more easily sleep when not in the company of the female Professor Carrow. I mean! She shouldn't even have the right to call herself a female. She gives them a bad name...but on the other hand, she makes them all look ten times better. But anyway, as I was saying, my bed would be so much more comfortable than a desk. And I could get some one to join me...if I had candy. BECAUSE EVERYONE IS ADDICTED TO CANDY. And they should be addicted to me because I look good in leather. Honestly.
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