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Jun 17, 2005 22:01

saw mr and mrs smith with sami and rachel...it was good saw cara....wow she could'nt find us in the movie lol....saw spence's mom...had to go though did not get a chance it lex...and spence too bad...ahd to leave cause my brother and half brother r coming so ya.....comment deares

mr and mrs smith was funny ...genius i tell u genius!



dont kill zeBRAS: my appliances are so much better than yours...
Kirken14: i bet my appliances can you beat you appliances asses
dont kill zeBRAS: my appliances include an electric meat slicer. my appliances would slice yo' asses!
dont kill zeBRAS: your appliances' asses shall be sliced beyong recognition.
dont kill zeBRAS: beyond*
Kirken14: my new knifes will slash your mircrowave in half
dont kill zeBRAS: i have three full sets of steak knives and many more regular dinner and butter knives. i assure you, my microwave is in no danger.
Kirken14: my old ass refirgerator..will defeat you appliances with its wisdom that comes with its old age
dont kill zeBRAS: the wisdom of both of my refridgerators will unite and become one almighty refridgerator wisdom holder.
Kirken14: in case that should happen my other retared (mini) refridgerator will come in and desract you frige. with a stupid little retared dance and then my wise frige will take your frige out bioth
dont kill zeBRAS: my dishwasher can take your mini fridge with very fragile china in it.
Kirken14: my grill will protect my mini frige..they are in a relationship.....
Kirken14: :-*
dont kill zeBRAS: my toilet will be in use for the next two minutes.
Kirken14: that lovely to know
dont kill zeBRAS: your grill will be too crippled after my mini grill takes it down
dont kill zeBRAS: and if my mini G needs back-up, but regular grill will be there for it. they're father and son
Kirken14: well if that happens....my bar will come and beat up ur grills..because my grill and my bar are bestest drinking buddies..and theres nothing worse than getting a drunk bar mad...
dont kill zeBRAS: ALL of my appliances will gang up on your bar because they get VERY emotional around bars ever since ours died 8 years ago.
Kirken14: it died? did it die in the last appliance fight you had.....because im guessing you lost your last appliance fight you had...
dont kill zeBRAS: NOT EVEN.
dont kill zeBRAS: NATURAL CAUSES.
dont kill zeBRAS: HE GOT CONSTRUCTIONITIS
dont kill zeBRAS: and went to appliance heaven
dont kill zeBRAS: now he's our guardian bar. he's with us in spirit
Kirken14: naw...hes in hell.i can tell...you appliances seem violent
dont kill zeBRAS: MY appliances?
dont kill zeBRAS: what about YOURS?!
dont kill zeBRAS: YOU BROUGHT IT UP FIRST, YO!
Kirken14: what about mine? you picked the fight
Kirken14: ok recap
Kirken14: dont kill zeBRAS: my appliances are so much better than yours...
Kirken14: ^ see that
dont kill zeBRAS: Kirken14: i bet my appliances can you beat you appliances asses
Kirken14: you said dont kill zeBRAS: my appliances are so much better than yours... frist
dont kill zeBRAS: you instigated the VIOLENCE
dont kill zeBRAS: mine was a mere observation!
Kirken14: well if you did'nt insult my appliances!
dont kill zeBRAS: i told the TRUTH!
Kirken14: INSULT! You hurt my appliances feelings
dont kill zeBRAS: MY APPLIANCES TAKE AFTER ME! THEY TELL THE TRUTH EVEN IF IT'S HURTFUL!
Kirken14: my applinaces say they are sorry......
dont kill zeBRAS: unlike some deceitful do-gooder appliances i know of....
Kirken14: ok ok enough....my appliances say they are sorry...and they give their regrets of your lose of you bar...
dont kill zeBRAS: they said they accept your apology and are willing to forgive as long as you don't bring up bars anymore.
dont kill zeBRAS: it hurts their mechanics
Kirken14: ok they promise......we are in the middle of a illness..too
Kirken14: our microwave....
dont kill zeBRAS: ours just passed away
dont kill zeBRAS: but we have a newborn
Kirken14: awww really
dont kill zeBRAS: yeah
Kirken14: what breed is it?
dont kill zeBRAS: Kenmore
Kirken14: ahhh
Kirken14: what is it?
dont kill zeBRAS: SmartTouch
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