3 reasons why Pizes is RM's way of saying - Puckurt fans, I love to hate you (or hate to love you)
I keep saying that Pizes is basically Puckurt and Lauren is s1!Kurt but for those who don't know why, here's the list why Pizes is Trollmurphy's loveletter/hatemail/spam to Puckurt fans:
1. Lauren is badass, Kurt is badass. Lauren insults Puck, Kurt insults Puck. Lauren can take care of herself, Kurt can take care of himself. Lauren and Kurt do not fall for Puck's charm, because they know how Puck really is.
2. Their relationship is basically a plot of your average Puckurt fic: Faced with Lauren, Puckzilla melts and becomes nothing more than a Puckpuppy. Lauren demands to be wooed and fought for. No putting out on a first date. Hey, no first date until you deserve it!
3. Puck wooed his girlfriends by singing songs by Jewish artists at them but for Lauren? Freddie Very Much Gay Mercury.
Case closed.
MASTERPLAN! ENDGAME! CANONTROLLING! AND STUFF AND STUFF!
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1. Lauren is badass, Kurt is badass. Lauren insults Puck, Kurt insults Puck. Lauren can take care of herself, Kurt can take care of himself. Lauren and Kurt do not fall for Puck's charm, because they know how Puck really is.
2. Their relationship is basically a plot of your average Puckurt fic: Faced with Lauren, Puckzilla melts and becomes nothing more than a Puckpuppy. Lauren demands to be wooed and fought for. No putting out on a first date. Hey, no first date until you deserve it!
3. Puck wooed his girlfriends by singing songs by Jewish artists at them but for Lauren? Freddie Very Much Gay Mercury.
Case closed.
MASTERPLAN! ENDGAME! CANONTROLLING! AND STUFF AND STUFF!
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