AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Why?! WHY?! Why can't I have a normal-sized spider in my room, if there is any. Why all spiders I find must be the lovechildren of Shelob and Gigantor? Jesus! Give me a freaking heart attack, will you?! I had to use a deckchair to beat that monstrosity to death, it almost ate my dog! Sheesh! :/
I have nothing against spiders as long as they know their place (hint: "their place" is not on the wall over my bed). There's a lovely spider outside my window, Araneus diadematus, I call him Eddie and have absolutely nothing against him. He's there since July and I'm perfectly fine and so is he.
I have nothing against spiders as long as they know their place (hint: "their place" is not on the wall over my bed). There's a lovely spider outside my window, Araneus diadematus, I call him Eddie and have absolutely nothing against him. He's there since July and I'm perfectly fine and so is he.