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[kirke_novak]

I'd spent over an hour and a half at the cemetery today. It's been cold, it's been raining, it's been windy, I didn't have an umbrella or a warm jacket. I returned home cold, wet and went to bed because OMG!warm! *cuddles* So anywaaaaaay, I instantly fall asleep and GUESS what I was dreaming about? Nate and Wade, duh! I finally got my porn with

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[tiny_and_green]

Wade was on top, which was freaky in a way,

I once had a discussion with my straightboy beta about who'd be on top in that particular pairing.

...

He started it. (He also claims it would be Wade, since Nate is more of a touchy-feely kind of guy)

[kirke_novak]

Yes but he's also taller, more muscular and older, which are all the reuirements for the seme possition.
I do however believe they would swap.

[tiny_and_green]

Ah, but you're thinking in yaoi, now. This is slash. It's a different ballgame!

...Let me dig up that strain of emails.

...Okay, can't find them, but B's rationalization was as such: Nate - touchy-feely. Wade - does not enjoy being Dr. Phil hag. Hence Nate = accomodating Wade. Or something.

They do say control freaks like to, er, relax, in their relaxing hours..

[kirke_novak]

I was just kidding about that seme/uke thing *runs away, crying* Nobody gets meeeeeeeee!!! *sobs*
That line of thinking is correct in a way, yet I still believe Nate would be on top MOST of the time but not ALL the time. You have to add Wade's OBVIOUS daddy!kink to the equation. :P

I can't remember when it was or about which fandom but we had a whole HUGE discussion about how to recognize top in the slash!relationships and, after a long banter we came to the conclusion - shorter guys take it up the ass (don't look at me like this, I wasn't the one that phrased it like that!)

[tiny_and_green]

I am anime-allergic. It causes violent reactions in my sinuses which leap onto my keyboard. I do apologise.

You have to add Wade's OBVIOUS daddy!kink to the equation

True, true...

We need some proper porn/shmoop writers in this fandom.

[transemacabre]

If there's one import from Japan I would send back in a heartbeat, it's the seme/uke trope (well, no, I guess shota would be first, but seme/uke wouldn't be far behind). There's so much more variety in sex than 'short, blond, takes it up the ass' and 'tall, dark, gives it in the ass'. Of course, Wade and Nate are NOT your typical bishounen either -- and I love them for it.

*hearts slash*

[tiny_and_green]

I have nothing to say to that but a rousing 'amen, sister'.

[kirke_novak]

Yeah, you are so right! I mean, who watches that crap! *hides the stacks of her anime vids under the bed*

We need some proper porn/shmoop writers in this fandom.

In theory, I can write dirty, dirty pr0n smut, it's just it takes me about three weeks to write a sentence... Such talent, wasted. :(

[tiny_and_green]

*waves ooooold copies of Serial Experiments Lain around*

We've all been there. And then we learn, and we move forwards. Such is the way of the universe.

In theory, I can write dirty, dirty pr0n smut,

In theory, so can I. Unfortunately, the only time I've ever done it was when my cowriter refused to continue until I wrote a blowjob scene. It was... traumatising.

[kirke_novak]

I did write a few raunchy sex scenes in my life and one was def. in the kink!area but yes, writing them IS traumatizing. Like, with every sentence you wonder, oh gawd, people will read that and LAUGH! or think I'm a complete perv!
I must work on that.