ILLEGAL PITCH!
RBI Baseball drinking game notes, copied/edited from the originals. Notice how it improves as we get more drunk.
Sample game (indecipherable words in italics):
Game 8
Jay (Detroit Rock City) vs Sean (California)
Notes taken by Jesse
-"I am a tiger." -Jay
-Jay for some reason calls California 'Oakland'.
-Prediction: "Jesse falls into _______." [Prediction maker unattributed]
-"You cunt, you stupid loopy bitch." -Jay
-On the subject of the fat punk rock girl at the San Loco counter:
"5 pounds lighter and I'd do it." -Jay
"200 pounds lighter and I'd do it." -Sean
Conversation continues about tattoos stretching and big noses
-Joyner RBI triple off the wall? NO! Out at 3rd.
-"You're retarded." -Sean
-Jay has a classic comeback, creating a scenario where he can mock Sean's mistakes.
-Middle of the 4th, Jay is most likely regretting not choosing Detroit: 7-4 Tigers
-BotS*n Cuz Dt 11
-No outs, man on 2nd
-#8 hitter out
-1 out
-Bergman subs for pitcher
-RBI single
-Slaughter rule (inning not indicated)
FINAL: Sean 12, Jay 2
Sample game (indecipherable words in italics):
Game 8
Jay (Detroit Rock City) vs Sean (California)
Notes taken by Jesse
-"I am a tiger." -Jay
-Jay for some reason calls California 'Oakland'.
-Prediction: "Jesse falls into _______." [Prediction maker unattributed]
-"You cunt, you stupid loopy bitch." -Jay
-On the subject of the fat punk rock girl at the San Loco counter:
"5 pounds lighter and I'd do it." -Jay
"200 pounds lighter and I'd do it." -Sean
Conversation continues about tattoos stretching and big noses
-Joyner RBI triple off the wall? NO! Out at 3rd.
-"You're retarded." -Sean
-Jay has a classic comeback, creating a scenario where he can mock Sean's mistakes.
-Middle of the 4th, Jay is most likely regretting not choosing Detroit: 7-4 Tigers
-BotS*n Cuz Dt 11
-No outs, man on 2nd
-#8 hitter out
-1 out
-Bergman subs for pitcher
-RBI single
-Slaughter rule (inning not indicated)
FINAL: Sean 12, Jay 2