Assassins of the Light
I've gotten laid since the last post. Thanks go out to my aunts, nuns, and aunt/nuns. BFF.
But it's not enough. I didn't get laid to the new 3 Inches of Blood album with Jessica Biel. This saddens me. It sets, according to Cam Pipes, the human race back...and I quote: "a million years"!
I mean, look at that. THAT is civilization. I don't even work out, but I know when I'm beat, gender or nay.
The album's really good. Also, Jessica Biel's ass, which requires like 73 hours of working out a day, is remarkably high in the air for an ass that requires a new 3IOB album to be defiled with. Which, it sadly does. Sad that only one man on this Earth can solve it all before Nancy Drew blows her own load in awe of the tragedy before her virgin eyes.
Sad, sad that this tragedy is me.
See you all on Mars!
-Sincerely,
Not You,
Darth Fukkin' Brennan
...in the sequel...
But it's not enough. I didn't get laid to the new 3 Inches of Blood album with Jessica Biel. This saddens me. It sets, according to Cam Pipes, the human race back...and I quote: "a million years"!
I mean, look at that. THAT is civilization. I don't even work out, but I know when I'm beat, gender or nay.
The album's really good. Also, Jessica Biel's ass, which requires like 73 hours of working out a day, is remarkably high in the air for an ass that requires a new 3IOB album to be defiled with. Which, it sadly does. Sad that only one man on this Earth can solve it all before Nancy Drew blows her own load in awe of the tragedy before her virgin eyes.
Sad, sad that this tragedy is me.
See you all on Mars!
-Sincerely,
Not You,
Darth Fukkin' Brennan
...in the sequel...