Either I Forgot How lj Works, Or This Bitch Ate My First Post...

[kirkangel]

Official transcript of 'conversation' with Maya, who works a few desks down, moments ago as she was putting her coat on:

Revenge Vulture: MAYA!
Revenge Vulture: MAYA!
Revenge Vulture: F it, you've left now.
Revenge Vulture: I was gonna ask you for a snapple. But it's cool.
Revenge Vulture: I'll just die alone.
Revenge Vulture: Snappleless.
Revenge Vulture: HAHAHAHA
Revenge Vulture: You totally just asked me if I wanted a snapple on the way out.
Revenge Vulture: amazing.

JESUS. I haven't posted in over a month. Poor fucking YOU.