LJ Post [Open] Brag!

[kirk_george]

What are you good at? Don't qualify it, don't disclaim it. Don't tell me I'm good at X but so and so is better. Tell me what you're good at, tell me how awesome you are. No modesty allowed.

I'm George Kirk and I kick ass with languages. I'm a good knife fighter and I am awesome in bed.

Comments

[canadianbill]

What a coincidence! Those are my most obvious talents too. Specifically, I give amazing head. Now available in two varieties!

...sorry, am I doing it wrong?

[kirk_george]

You are doing it exactly right! Admit you're awesome. That's what this post is for!

[canadianbill]

I am awesome.

Except now I'm kind of depressed that I can't think of anything other than sex and shooting arrows from motorcycles that I'm really good at. As opposed to mediocrely accomplished in.

[kirk_george]

Hey, shooting things from a moving vehicle is a very handy skill to have. And what about your acting?

[canadianbill]

What about it, indeed?

I hear opinions differ.

[kirk_george]

Who cares what other people think? THis is how you're awesome. Not how society judges you to be awesome.

[canadianbill]

Well, then.

I WON TWO EMMIES.

[kirk_george]

That is awesome! What's an emmy?

[canadianbill]

...oh. Here. :)

[kirk_george]

That is really cool! I'd say that acting is an awesome for you then!

[original_fine]

Dude. You can shoot arrows from motorcycles?

[canadianbill]

[original_fine]

But can you hit things?

[canadianbill]

Jim, I always hit things.

[original_fine]

I meant with the arrows.

[canadianbill]

As did I. As you know.