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✓ I miss somebody right now. (am i supposed to ,miss you?)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (erm star trek and star gate dont count do they? wait? ther do? but it's not TV - it's real life!)
✓ I own lots of books. (you seen how much i read?)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (since the young age of seven ...)
× I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (that would be funny though; i'm psyco enough as it is)
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (yeah right. on which planet are you?)
✓ I curse sometimes. (does every other word count?)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (now, i dont think i'm insane, i know it.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (yeah - MINE)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (that would be telling no, wouldnt it)
× I hate the rain. (you mad - it's the best!)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (only it's not paranoia if everyone's actually out to get me)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (no such thing as a free luch)
✓ I need/want money right now. (who doesnt? monks you say? they're just faking it coz they're all unlucky with the lottery)
× I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast. (i speak whaleish actually)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair. (like a mermaid ... aparently)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (never been)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (grrr)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (ENGLAND RULES)
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (never.talk.about.it.EVER)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (it's a cross between: "teenagers should not have to wake up", and "let me go back to sleep")
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (i dont have any friend to lie to ... *cries*)
× I am usually pessimistic. (you mean the bottle really is half empty? oh well, at least some people were right about it)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (duh - teenager)
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (weeell, i'm only hypre if i have no sugar, so no)
× I have a lot of friends. (i already said I HAVE NO FRIENDS *cries some more*)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (what, like a chicken?
i love you, a bushel and a peck
a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck
you mean thats not what you mean?)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (EVIL.PHONE.MUST.DIE.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (um no)
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (ha yeah right)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (and i havent even lost it for a whole hour! damn! where's it gone?)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (i dont drink.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (i told the jehovas witness guys i wouldnt reform and join them)
× I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (does anyone?)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (but only if they're really really quiet ....)
× I have changed a diaper before. (no such thing mate - it's called a nappy, and no)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS)
× I'm not allergic to anything. (i wish)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (in the ways of the force ....)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
× I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (that would be worng! i havent got ny friends anyway ...)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music. (ba! huh? you weren't kidding?)
× I would die for my best friends. (I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (it's never perfect .. never never never ...)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (dont got one - i be of the unemplyed)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (god was that even english? HALLOWEEN IS AN EVIL HOLIDAY TAKEN COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTEXT
bloddy americans)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (would if i could, but with no friends, it kinda hard to date one of their's ex's)
× I am happy at this moment. (is anyone ever truely happy?)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (what kind of a stuipidquestion is that? the force ties them up for me ...)
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (singing counts, right?)
✓ I hate office jobs. (bo-ring)
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted. (i wish)
✓ I am a pyro. (i'm a firestarter ...
dont you wanna know why we keep staring fires? ...
we light the fire ...)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours. (bleg)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (god no!!)
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle. (just whictle a happy tune and every single time ... i dont know the rest)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (unfortunatly)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (wrong decade, yes, centuary, no)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (school ....)
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (ummm BUSH YOU'RE BLOODY DEAD)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (lol)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (I HAVE NO FRIENDS REAL OR OTHERWISE *cries*)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (noooooo DADDY DONT GO)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (not well, but i can
does guorld count?)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (CUT DOWN THE TALLEST TREE IN THE FOREST, WITH.A.....HERRING"!!!!!!)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (is that bad?)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
✓ I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum. (dirty, dirty habbit)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (been there, done that - it worked people! i made it to the 21st centuary!!!)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (havent quite finsihed with it yet - sorry am i overdue?)
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (we dont have one)
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (dont have any)
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (primary nativity!!!!)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (mmm chessy goodness)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (whoi doesnt?)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (that would be cool! you could get a pension well early innit! what>? you mean you have to prove how old you are! well that sucks lemons!!)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (i mean .. no)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (and it works so well)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (it's kind of ridiculas really)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (I HAVE NO BLOODY FRIENDS)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (am i supposed to ,miss you?)
× I don't watch much TV these days. (erm star trek and star gate dont count do they? wait? ther do? but it's not TV - it's real life!)
✓ I own lots of books. (you seen how much i read?)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (since the young age of seven ...)
× I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (that would be funny though; i'm psyco enough as it is)
× I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (yeah right. on which planet are you?)
✓ I curse sometimes. (does every other word count?)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (now, i dont think i'm insane, i know it.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
✓ I have broken someone's bones. (yeah - MINE)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (that would be telling no, wouldnt it)
× I hate the rain. (you mad - it's the best!)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (only it's not paranoia if everyone's actually out to get me)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (no such thing as a free luch)
✓ I need/want money right now. (who doesnt? monks you say? they're just faking it coz they're all unlucky with the lottery)
× I love sushi.
× I talk really, really fast. (i speak whaleish actually)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair. (like a mermaid ... aparently)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (never been)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (grrr)
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (ENGLAND RULES)
✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (never.talk.about.it.EVER)
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (it's a cross between: "teenagers should not have to wake up", and "let me go back to sleep")
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (i dont have any friend to lie to ... *cries*)
× I am usually pessimistic. (you mean the bottle really is half empty? oh well, at least some people were right about it)
✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (duh - teenager)
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (weeell, i'm only hypre if i have no sugar, so no)
× I have a lot of friends. (i already said I HAVE NO FRIENDS *cries some more*)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (what, like a chicken?
i love you, a bushel and a peck
a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck
you mean thats not what you mean?)
× I enjoy talking on the phone. (EVIL.PHONE.MUST.DIE.)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (um no)
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (ha yeah right)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (and i havent even lost it for a whole hour! damn! where's it gone?)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (i dont drink.)
✓ I've rejected someone before. (i told the jehovas witness guys i wouldnt reform and join them)
× I currently like/love someone.
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (does anyone?)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (but only if they're really really quiet ....)
× I have changed a diaper before. (no such thing mate - it's called a nappy, and no)
× I've called the cops on a friend before. (I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS)
× I'm not allergic to anything. (i wish)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (in the ways of the force ....)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
× I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (that would be worng! i havent got ny friends anyway ...)
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music. (ba! huh? you weren't kidding?)
× I would die for my best friends. (I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (it's never perfect .. never never never ...)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (dont got one - i be of the unemplyed)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (god was that even english? HALLOWEEN IS AN EVIL HOLIDAY TAKEN COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTEXT
bloddy americans)
× I have dated a close friend's ex. (would if i could, but with no friends, it kinda hard to date one of their's ex's)
× I am happy at this moment. (is anyone ever truely happy?)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (what kind of a stuipidquestion is that? the force ties them up for me ...)
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (singing counts, right?)
✓ I hate office jobs. (bo-ring)
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted. (i wish)
✓ I am a pyro. (i'm a firestarter ...
dont you wanna know why we keep staring fires? ...
we light the fire ...)
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours. (bleg)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (god no!!)
✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle. (just whictle a happy tune and every single time ... i dont know the rest)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (unfortunatly)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (wrong decade, yes, centuary, no)
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (school ....)
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
✓ If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (ummm BUSH YOU'RE BLOODY DEAD)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (lol)
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
× I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (I HAVE NO FRIENDS REAL OR OTHERWISE *cries*)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
× Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
× I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (noooooo DADDY DONT GO)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (not well, but i can
does guorld count?)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (CUT DOWN THE TALLEST TREE IN THE FOREST, WITH.A.....HERRING"!!!!!!)
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (is that bad?)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
✓ I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
× I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
× I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
✓ I don't like to chew gum. (dirty, dirty habbit)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. (been there, done that - it worked people! i made it to the 21st centuary!!!)
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (havent quite finsihed with it yet - sorry am i overdue?)
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (we dont have one)
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (dont have any)
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays. (primary nativity!!!!)
✓ I enjoy burritos. (mmm chessy goodness)
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (whoi doesnt?)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
✓ I hope that I go really prematurely grey. (that would be cool! you could get a pension well early innit! what>? you mean you have to prove how old you are! well that sucks lemons!!)
✓ I download songs from the internet. (i mean .. no)
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (and it works so well)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (it's kind of ridiculas really)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (I HAVE NO BLOODY FRIENDS)
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.