[dare] MY DEEP UNENDING LURVE FOR MY BELOVED TABLET!
Oh it's sleek edges, the smooth silky surface, the bright lights on that shiny panel in the darkness, how you light my way from the paths of penciling ignorance into the LIGHT! The long trailing black cable, HOW I REGRET accidentally getting it caught in the desk drawers. ALLOW ME TO GET ON MY KNEES AND APOLOGISE, you do not deserve that. MY LOVE, what have I done? OH GOD how could I do such a thing to your beautiful unmarred black cord of plastic? It is forever scarred and you know it is ALL MY FAULT. You can blame me, I will pay for this sin forever.
Your wide textured edges, such thoughtfulness for me? After I treated you so badly, scratched that once impeccable surface with that horrible scratchy pen. OH KILL ME NOW - HOW COULD I MISTREAT YOU IN SUCH A WAY. OH EACH WORD AND THOUGHT KILLS ME. You care for me so much, and I for you. That convenient wheel that allows me to move oh so easily and those buttons, sitting right there for my use. WHY DO I IGNORE YOU. IT IS MY FAULT, NOT YOURS.
MINE!
See, I see you there now, on standby, waiting for me once again. ;A; Oh my love for you swells and grows unbearably heavy like a sponge dropped in water. I LOVE YOU SO. HOW COULD I LIVE WITHOUT YOU. You have saved me from the DARK! I spend countless, sleepless nights without you.
WON'T YOU BE MINE?
I promise to love and cherish you well. ;A; I'll buy a new pen, and make sure I am gentle with your forever scarred surface - it was my fault after all. Oh I am so sorry.
COME WITH ME. WE WILL ELOPE TO VEGAS
WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER. IN HARMONY ~ HARMONY ~ OH LOVE ~~~~~~
PLEASE ACCEPT, or I will meet you again on my deathbed. ;A;
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Dare from shadowpanzuko : "post an entry decribing in detail your deep and unending ~lurve~ for the inanimate object to your right, and how you plan to elope in Vegas as soon as possible." (I got lucky. :o )
Your wide textured edges, such thoughtfulness for me? After I treated you so badly, scratched that once impeccable surface with that horrible scratchy pen. OH KILL ME NOW - HOW COULD I MISTREAT YOU IN SUCH A WAY. OH EACH WORD AND THOUGHT KILLS ME. You care for me so much, and I for you. That convenient wheel that allows me to move oh so easily and those buttons, sitting right there for my use. WHY DO I IGNORE YOU. IT IS MY FAULT, NOT YOURS.
MINE!
See, I see you there now, on standby, waiting for me once again. ;A; Oh my love for you swells and grows unbearably heavy like a sponge dropped in water. I LOVE YOU SO. HOW COULD I LIVE WITHOUT YOU. You have saved me from the DARK! I spend countless, sleepless nights without you.
WON'T YOU BE MINE?
I promise to love and cherish you well. ;A; I'll buy a new pen, and make sure I am gentle with your forever scarred surface - it was my fault after all. Oh I am so sorry.
COME WITH ME. WE WILL ELOPE TO VEGAS
WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER. IN HARMONY ~ HARMONY ~ OH LOVE ~~~~~~
PLEASE ACCEPT, or I will meet you again on my deathbed. ;A;
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Dare from shadowpanzuko : "post an entry decribing in detail your deep and unending ~lurve~ for the inanimate object to your right, and how you plan to elope in Vegas as soon as possible." (I got lucky. :o )