Perhaps you've noticed that squirrels have been in the news quite a bit recently. And not just any type of news--the !! a squirrel cut off electricity to a county?? kind.
This is no joke.
Devon, England Maine, USAand so on and so forth. If you google the phrase "squirrel cuts power" you'll find similar stories in Indiana, Massachusetts, etc.
Though I wouldn't go so far as to say that the squirrels are
"angry rodent terrorists," I do want to ask the all-important question: Have you kicked a squirrel lately?
Also, AOL gave me my mail back. Though I still might send them a strongly-worded message. Just because.