35th Scroll

[kirinofen]

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[Have a pony-sized kirin laying lazily in Xanadu. He's just sort of... chilling. Maybe literally because it's still winter and still pretty cold outside.

This is actually sort of really inconvenient. I can't even change back right now. [He shakes his head and his body shakes a little.]

It's way too cold for this...

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[ofwarandwind]

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[ofwarandwind]

[There's some very loud laughter in the background.]

You're a horse?

[kirinofen]

[Oh HELLS no.]

I'm not a horse! I'm a kirin! Why can't anyone get that right?! I don't look that much like a horse...

[ofwarandwind]

Actually, you look more like what would happen if a pony, a horse, a deer, and an ass were to somehow get together and breed.

[kirinofen]

[Now you are getting glared at.]

Oh, put a sock in it already.

[ofwarandwind]

[He laughs.] I didn't say it was bad did I?

...Say, how fast can you run?

[kirinofen]

[Still glaring.] You might as well have.

... If you get near me, I'm going to kick you.

[ofwarandwind]

But I didn't.

...No you won't.

[kirinofen]

Oh, whatever. It was insulting either way.

[Oh damn who told. D:] Like hell I won't! So don't even try it. I'm warning you.

[ofwarandwind]

Well, I'm an idiot, so we're even.

...Hey, this place have any natural hot springs?

[kirinofen]

[Grumbles.]

Yeah, there's one in Xanadu. ... Please don't go there to peep on girls.

[ofwarandwind]

...And what makes you think I'd do that? I meant for you, you idiot. Said you were cold, didn't you? Why don't you go jump into one? They're the warmest places I know of.

[kirinofen]

Oooh, just a hunch.

... Oh. I never thought of that. Well, I don't think I'd jump into it but being next to it would help. Better than the stables. Thanks.

[ofwarandwind]

That's just a fast way to get yourself killed. [Give him a few years. He'll learn the art.]

Or you could just come in the house. You're not too much bigger than the... [he pauses.] tiger you have in here.

[kirinofen]

Especially around here. [No one knows that better than Enki. now I'm just imagining Shouryuu coming back to the palace with a black eye and a smile and Enki just facepalming]

It's still sort of uncomfortable. I don't like being in enclosed spaces when I'm like this. [... ohsnap he forgot about Tora.] Er. Long story behind that. Don't, uh... mind her if she seems to take a liking to you. She's friendly.

[ofwarandwind]

...What? You've had girl trouble? You have some kind of girlfriend or something? [I can see it now. "LOOK, I WAS HIT ON BY A BEAUTIFUL WOMEN."]

Well, who needs walls anyway. [And Tora no doubt knows the way to Xanadu's hot springs. Smart cat.] I can tell. But I like cats. It's okay.