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So I finally have a game system. It's a gamecube, which my grandma sent us all from ohio. It's great, because I can play paper mario, which I've been doing practically nonstop since yesterday. She bought four games, but since she really doesn't know what kind of games us older three are into, she sent three games for the younger two and one basketball game, since my brother is on the middle school team. He sucks, but he thinks he's really good, and that they only make him stay out so much because they don't want him to tire out too quickly. He's not all that smart, either.
Anyway, paper mario is amazing.
Some funny quotes:
"I'm a koalo. I eat bad nanas and ulickapusi trees. just kissing, dummat.' My brother, first thing in the morning. he scared the crap out of me. You can tell where he gets his pervertedness from.
'Priests aren't neuter!! Just because they don't have sex doesn't mean they don't have gender!!' My Latin teacher, after some loser tried to translate something incorrectly.
This one is long, and is a conversation between myself and my sister while we were walking to the library. Just so you know, there's a skate park in next to the library, and my sister and I like to watch the skate punks trip and fall. It's great. It starts off with my sister...
"omg, look! There's a skateboard nailed to that tree! I wonder if it's some sort of sign that someone stuck up there. You know, 'enemies of the heir, beware' or whatever."
"It kinda reminds me of Arthur's sword in the stone. '... And whosoever pulleth this board from the tree shall be likewise named king of all the skatepark.'"
"And we shall call it 'Skateland'!!."
"No! We shall call it 'Skate-a-lot'!"
Yeah, we're nerds.
Anyway, paper mario is amazing.
Some funny quotes:
"I'm a koalo. I eat bad nanas and ulickapusi trees. just kissing, dummat.' My brother, first thing in the morning. he scared the crap out of me. You can tell where he gets his pervertedness from.
'Priests aren't neuter!! Just because they don't have sex doesn't mean they don't have gender!!' My Latin teacher, after some loser tried to translate something incorrectly.
This one is long, and is a conversation between myself and my sister while we were walking to the library. Just so you know, there's a skate park in next to the library, and my sister and I like to watch the skate punks trip and fall. It's great. It starts off with my sister...
"omg, look! There's a skateboard nailed to that tree! I wonder if it's some sort of sign that someone stuck up there. You know, 'enemies of the heir, beware' or whatever."
"It kinda reminds me of Arthur's sword in the stone. '... And whosoever pulleth this board from the tree shall be likewise named king of all the skatepark.'"
"And we shall call it 'Skateland'!!."
"No! We shall call it 'Skate-a-lot'!"
Yeah, we're nerds.