jar o' spiders

Nov 13, 2007 21:11

I found this huge ass nest of spiders behind that stack of DVDs in my living room. Caught a bunch of them in a jar, so now I have a jar of spiders. It's awesome.

Now I just gotta figure out something good to do with them.

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lucky_bossman November 14 2007, 21:24:09 UTC
I have an idea~. Give the spiders to Ibu so he can take cool pictures of them before he sets them free. In exchange, maybe he could give you a couple of the pics to remember them or something. *shrugs*

I wouldn't eat them unless you wanna die. They could be poisonous ones.

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kiriisthebest November 14 2007, 21:26:05 UTC
Why does everyone care about these stupid spiders so much?

I'm not gonna eat them. That other guy's gonna.

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lucky_bossman November 14 2007, 21:31:19 UTC
Personally, I use Raid on any dangerous bugs I find at home. Mostly I just ignore them. There's a ton crawling around on the wood in our storeroom.

And that's better how?

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kiriisthebest November 14 2007, 21:33:41 UTC
They're not dangerous, they're just spiders.

Means I'm not gonna die cuz of it.

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lucky_bossman November 14 2007, 21:38:12 UTC
Yeah... most aren't, as long as they're not Brown Recluses or Black Widows or something. They didn't bite you when you caught them, did they?

.... I'm somehow not surprised by your lack of concern towards others.

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kiriisthebest November 14 2007, 21:58:40 UTC
I could tell if they were poison ones, I'm not stupid. And no, they didn't bite me.

What's that supposed to mean?

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lucky_bossman November 15 2007, 02:19:30 UTC
Well if you're sure they're not poisonous, then do whatever you want with them. I'm glad you didn't get bit though. Even non-poisonous ones can hurt like hell.

Just that you haven't changed much since we were kids. It's actually rather cute when you're being naively self-involved, as long as no one gets hurt.

Hey, did that guy really eat them yet? I bet it was gross.

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kiriisthebest November 15 2007, 20:18:47 UTC
What are you, a thesaurus or something?

It was AWESOME.

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lucky_bossman November 15 2007, 21:54:45 UTC
*blinks* I've been bit a few times, so I started looking them up. Don't want to make a trip to the hospital if I don't have to.

I'm glad you had fun then. *pats on head like a puppy - the kind that accidently kill chipmunks for fun*

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