BEST. OMEGLE. CONVERSATION.
I don't even play in the Drake and Josh fandom. I mean, I like it, but I don't go to that school, so to speak. I was trolling with the Klaine gang.
Stranger: Drake?
You: Josh?
Stranger: HUG ME BROTHA!
You: *HUGS*
You: So what are you doing here, man?
Stranger: Mindy dumped me...
You: Oh, that sucks.
Stranger: It's horrible.
Stranger: HORRIBLE.
You: ... Yeah, I got nothin'.
Stranger: You don't know the feeling, do you? >.>
You: We're not going to talk about my feelings.
Stranger: WHAT WOULD OPRAH SAY AT A TIME LIKE THIS?
You: ...
You: I don't know, but I have a feeling you're going to tell me.
Stranger: She would tell you to tell yo brotha how you're feeeeeeling :3
You: You really don't want me to do that.
Stranger: Come ooooooooon, Drakey!
You: No.
Stranger: Yes.
You: I said no, Josh!
Stranger: But... BUT WE HUGGED.
You: Yeah. We did.
You: Doesn't mean I want to talk about feelings.
Stranger: But Mindy said not talking about your feelings is bad for you.
You: ... Don't bring Mindy into this.
You: Especially after she dumped you.
You: Again.
Stranger: Yeah but... She's still right!
You: Look, there are some things that I'm better off keeping to myself, okay?
Stranger: But we're brothers!
You: *mutters* Exactly.
Stranger: ...Come again?
You: *sighs* Just drop it, Josh.
Stranger: Come oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.
You: What part of "I don't want to" aren't you getting?
Stranger: ...The "don't" part?
You: ... Dammit, Josh.
Stranger: C'mon Drake, I'll tell you some of MY secrets!
You: I never said I was sharing secrets.
Stranger: Okay I'll go first then!
Stranger: When I was twelve, I snuck into an R-Rated movie.
Stranger: I sometimes dream about the guy from the Freecreditreport.com guy.
Stranger: commercials
You: *blink* Okay...
Stranger: In the sixth grade, I accidentally forgot to wash the shampoo out of my hair in the morning, so I pissed off a bully on purpose so he would give me a swirly to wash it out.
You: Josh, you don't have to tell me this stuff.
Stranger: But I want to! Because we're brothers! And brothers share secrets!
You: ... You deserve better than Mindy.
Stranger: I... I guess so.
You: I know so, Josh.
Stranger: So I guess it's good that she dumped me, then?
You: Yeah.
You: I mean, I know you're not happy about it now, but...
Stranger: Buuuuut...?
You: *shrugs* You'll find someone better?
Stranger: You know what? You're right!
You: Of course I'm right.
Stranger: Is that all?
You: ... Sure.
Stranger: You don't SOUND sure.
You: I'm totally sure. *totally isn't*
Stranger: Are you totally TOTALLY sure?
You: Yeah. Totally totally sure. *blatant lies*
Stranger: ........Totally totally TOOOOOTAAAALYYYY sure?
You: Josh.
You: Let.
You: It.
You: Go.
Stranger: So you're NOT sure?
You: I'm SURE that I'm not going to talk about this anymore.
Stranger: Don't be a Mr. Grump, Drake.
You: Try and stop me.
Stranger: Um, okay... *big grin* Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell me?
You:
Stranger: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
You: NO!
Stranger: ...Fine.
Stranger: You win.
Stranger: We won't talk about it.
Stranger: Whatever it is.
Stranger: You'll just keep it inside.
Stranger: Let it stay bottled up forever.
You: *sigh* You really wanna know?
Stranger: Uh-huh.
You: I like you.
You: I don't like Mindy, because I like you.
You: You deserve better than Mindy, and better than me, and we're fucking brothers and it's all shit.
You: Happy now?
Stranger: .............really?
You: Yeah, really.
Stranger: Like, seriously?
You: Yes, seriously.
Stranger: Oh...
Stranger: But what about all those girls you go out with
Stranger: ?
You: Liking you doesn't mean I don't still like girls, Josh.
Stranger: Well, yeah, I know that, because...
You: Because what?
Stranger: ...'cuz I'm the same way.
You: You're the... what?
Stranger: You know what I mean, Drake >.>
You: I just... wow.
Stranger: I told Meghan first, actually...
You: Wait, Meghan knows?
You: And she hasn't said anything?
Stranger: I know, I'm shocked too.
You: ... So, what do we do now?
Stranger: I dunno...
You: Me either.
Stranger: Do we like, hug again, or somethin'?
You: ... We could.
You: Or somethin'.
Stranger: Um... okay... *awkwardly hugs*
You: *awkwardly hugs back*
Stranger: Um... okay then...
You: *clears his throat* Yeah.
You: Can I...
Stranger: ...?
You: Can I kiss you?
You: You know what, never mind.
You: I mean, hugging was awkward enough...
Stranger: Wait...
You: Yeah?
Stranger: I didn't say "no".
You: ... You didn't say "yes" either.
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: There.
You: O_O
You: Okay.
You: Um.
You: Okay.
You: *takes a deep breath and leans forward to kiss you quickly*
Stranger: *megablushes and kisses back a bit*
You: *blushing a little as he pulls back* ...Huh.
Stranger: Uh-huh...
You: That was... different.
Stranger: But not like, "bad-different", right?
You: No, definitely good-different.
Stranger: ...REALLY good-different.
You: *smiles a bit* Yeah.
Stranger: Should we like, do it... again, or something
Stranger: ?
You: *smirks* We probably should.
Stranger: Yeah... *kisses again*
You: *kisses back*
*squees all over the place*