Bitches. I'm back.
Okay, so I left because I had to do some serious summer school (which was a pain in the ass, mind you). Summer School was as fun as eating a ton of wasabi through my nostrils... yes, it was that good.
Now, with the main point of this entry.
I was drawn into a different fandom.
And my new fandom is so much full of delightful purtiness your eyes cry tears of glee and rejoicing.
Let's start with my new 'OMG-YOU-ARE-SO-HOT-LIKE-HOMGZ!!!' favorite idol.
Steve Seagal. I mean WOW. That's right, homies. Steven Seagal is my new preconception of what a hot Idol should look like. And, just to make you feel more jealous, I tell you he also got his own energetic drink. Snaps for his hotness!
Cause hairless peens are overrated like whoah.
I mean, Sean Connery in red undies? WOW, SOMEONE PINCH ME CAUSE I THINK I MIGHT BE DREAMING. Just pure unaltered love!
Puppies and hotness can so go together.
Fuck the puppies as a lame excuse for getting a cute pic. Say it! puppies and hotness can go together (something JE has failed to accomplish). What's hotter than a Shar Pei laying over David Hasselhoff's naked crotch? Seriously, what's hotter?
Awesome hairstyles? We sure got those!
Hairdo came from a beautiful land ruled by kind-hearted Kings and filled with pink unicorns called the 80's. Fuck Yamapi and his fake hotness. Hairdo over there is simply so hot his mere existence makes your brain explode in a volatile shower of grey fluids.
???
I don't know what the hell is that. Perhaps they are like NewS, but... without the members, and after adding a bunch on dwarfs with bleached hair, pointed noses and some serious issues of PMS. Yup, that's what I'm talking about.
Conclusion: MY FANDOM PWNZ YOURS!!!!!!!!11111111
P.S. wait till I tell you guys about the OTP's.