FLDJAH!!
To the neighbor lady who asked us to watch her dog:
While this is normally a chore I do not mind, I would much prefer it if we could get inside to care for your psychotic, "OMG I LUV RUNNING ACROSS HIGHWAYS! :DDDD", dog. Without resorting to using my mad ninja skillz to climb on top of your garage and into your window because, oh good golly gosh, you forgot to leave us A. Spare. Key. You know, to unlock your door. To take care of the dog. Which was in a crate. In the kitchen, of which I could see by looking in through the locked back door.
NO love,
Me. >.o
(thank god we can talk with the people running the garden shop in the afternoon, so Colleen doesn't have to repeat my performance all weekend.)
((...I better get paid extra for that, too.))
While this is normally a chore I do not mind, I would much prefer it if we could get inside to care for your psychotic, "OMG I LUV RUNNING ACROSS HIGHWAYS! :DDDD", dog. Without resorting to using my mad ninja skillz to climb on top of your garage and into your window because, oh good golly gosh, you forgot to leave us A. Spare. Key. You know, to unlock your door. To take care of the dog. Which was in a crate. In the kitchen, of which I could see by looking in through the locked back door.
NO love,
Me. >.o
(thank god we can talk with the people running the garden shop in the afternoon, so Colleen doesn't have to repeat my performance all weekend.)
((...I better get paid extra for that, too.))