"If I start drooling, please wipe it for me; I'm not allowed to do anything all day."

Jun 28, 2006 07:44

Kevin hurt his back... somehow. o o;; No idea how, specifically, except he's now the house's resident gimp for the time being and my mom laid the smackdown on him by being all: "NO YOU WILL NOT WORK OR I WILL KEEL YOU DED!" ...which means that today Patrice, Nicole, Colleen, and I have to finish setting up the bugnet/gazebo. It's worth it, I guess, to be able to hang out outside without getting eaten alive.

Gave in and bought Nightlife and the Family Fun Pack. Shuuichi the nightclub DJ *snerk* Only at the senior citizen's home. >.> and other such crack awaits.

Nicole, Colleen, and I were up until about two in the morning last night, because who needs sleep when you can talk crack? |D We were pretty much chatting about the possibility of Yotsuba ever coming out of his coma (yay Shades!), and, uh... nothing ethical came out of it. XD;; Except that Yotsuba would SO possibly have a heart attack and try to run Jun over with a wheelchair/beat him up with his leg braces when he found out Jun is girlfriendless ("What?! How the HELL are you related to ME?! ...You were the retarded little sperm, weren't you? The one with the messed-up tail that kept on swimming in little circles until it got shoved at the egg. Yeah. That must've been it."). And, yes, the scar left over from your gastric feeding tube can SO be told off as a war wound, from a dangerous mission in which you lost one of your best men and, oh, the pain is still lingering...in your HEART, which means one needs a gentle woman's touch to heal it. XD;;;

Yotsuba: Suna's first emo kid pimp.

...The milk has gone sour and I wanted to eat raisin bran for breakfast. >.< I'm eating a raisin bran cereal bar, but it's just NOT THE SAME. ;o;

...And I'm SO so tempted to redraw the play-doh logo, only with Deidara's face on it. XD;;;

Ape: Down at Barnum's fair
One evening I was there
When I heard a showman
Shouting underneath the flair...

Showman: Oh, I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts,
There they are all standing in a row.
Wife: two, three, four
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist,
Ape: That's what the showman said.

Showman: Oi! I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Every ball you throw will make me rich.
Wife: (me too love)
And there stands me wife, the idol of me life, singing
Wife: Roll a bowl a bowl a penny a pitch.

All: Singing, roll a bowl a bowl a penny a pitch,
Roll a bowl a bowl a penny a pitch,
Roll a bowl a bowl
Roll a bowl a bowl
Roll a bowl a bowl a penny a pitch.

Coconuts: Oh, we are a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Here we are all standing in a row
Wife: two, three, four
Coconuts: Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist,
(ah, come on, stop throwin' em)

Oh, we are a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Every ball you throw will make us rich.
Wife: (that's right, love)
Showman: And there stands me wife, she's the idol of me life, singing
Wife: Roll a bowl a bowl a penny a pitch.

All: Singing, roll a bowl a bowl a penny a pitch,
Roll a bowl a bowl a penny a pitch,
Roll a bowl a bowl
Roll a bowl a bowl
Singing roll a bowl a bowl a penny a pitch.

The muppets win. So much.

crack, family, shades, lyrics

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