"...wtf, plzkthnx."
Nice day at school, and it's finally a friday. Oh, thank god it's a friday. My brain is fried. x.x Might have something to do with waking up at 2 in the morning and not being able to sleep, afterwards. But that might be understandable, because I had the goddamn wierdest dream ever. It was enough to beat that dream of bodysurfing in the carribbeans on iron I-beams.
Started simply enough at a big beachside cookout, kind of like the biggest 4th-of-July party in the world, with Achika, Jun, and Tsune sitting by a bonfire roasting hotdogs and chucking marshmallows at each other, while Tachibana covets his really-shouldn't-exist-considering-the-level-of-technology-in-Shades!laptop. Nice and calm, with the boats out in the water starting to shoot out fireworks. Only instead of the fireworks shells being simple harmless shrapnel that falls into the water, the fireworks turn into red-hot homing needles of Doom, and proceeds to rain down hellfire on the entire mob of people. Wouldn't really be that strange, except at the same time 20-foot, fuschia-colored, poisonous squids (who have apparently developed lungs because, hey, they're on land) start terrorizing the people closest to the water and try to eat them and stuff.
As we all know, Team Takeshi doesn't stand for that sort of behavior, and Achika is first to run down to kick squid ass, dragging Jun along with her, while Tsune's stuck trying to safely evacuate anyone that managed to survive the homing-needle/giant squid attack of doom. Tachibana, amusingly enough, is more torn up about having to leave his laptop behind in the fray instead of the apparent chaos around him, and pisses and moans about it for a good long while. Long battle made short: Achika does kick much ass but is eventually overwhelmed by the sheer amount of... squid, Jun is turned into a homing-needle-pincushion, and Tsune has to run in and save their behinds.
Not that crack!ified, you say! Posh! But, I shall tell you this: nothing is scarier than a Naruto/Power Rangers crossover than, perhaps, a Team Takeshi Megazord. And Takeshi does a wonderful impersonation of Zordon, by the way (because all I've seen are the oldschool first season eps). As expected, they destroy the squid populace and are about to relax and perhaps salvage what they can of their hotdogs, when, by some wonderful Zord mechanical error, they kind of step on (and kill) a librarian's cat. Thus begins the battle of Team Takeshi Megazord vs. The Librarian!Zord! Again, they emerge victorious and by the same time-jumping powers that allowed the first power rangers to leap straight into the cockpit of a 10-story mechanical animal, are once again safe on the ground. Where Tsune is harrassed (and has his manhood challenged) by a gay stand-up comedian while Achika and Jun sit back and laugh their asses off while eating snowcones.
...How the hell do I dream this stuff up? I just... dude, I'm not on any medication or whatever, and I'm reasonably sane. Why are my dreams messed up crack!chaos? *headdesk*
Had to draw a poster of the "perfect employee" in White's 3-hour class, today. My "perfect employee" looks far too happy (much like a mannequin) and like, perhaps, something is shoved up his ass. Of course, that was the point of it - to make him look scarily happy - but I didn't mean to go for the shoved-up-the-ass approach. ...It's the probe that his boss uses to control him. I swear. They had to put it somewhere no one would ever think to look. >.>
Oh, and Danielle? Please do not use my clicky-eraser for your own sick sexual horndog fantasies. Why, yes, I know it wiggles. And I know you are amused by the innuendoes that are far too easy to make about it. But, not during school, 'kay? If you get more pleasure out of my drawing tools than from your fiance, then I think you need to have a TALK with dear Mike, hm? :D
Started simply enough at a big beachside cookout, kind of like the biggest 4th-of-July party in the world, with Achika, Jun, and Tsune sitting by a bonfire roasting hotdogs and chucking marshmallows at each other, while Tachibana covets his really-shouldn't-exist-considering-the-level-of-technology-in-Shades!laptop. Nice and calm, with the boats out in the water starting to shoot out fireworks. Only instead of the fireworks shells being simple harmless shrapnel that falls into the water, the fireworks turn into red-hot homing needles of Doom, and proceeds to rain down hellfire on the entire mob of people. Wouldn't really be that strange, except at the same time 20-foot, fuschia-colored, poisonous squids (who have apparently developed lungs because, hey, they're on land) start terrorizing the people closest to the water and try to eat them and stuff.
As we all know, Team Takeshi doesn't stand for that sort of behavior, and Achika is first to run down to kick squid ass, dragging Jun along with her, while Tsune's stuck trying to safely evacuate anyone that managed to survive the homing-needle/giant squid attack of doom. Tachibana, amusingly enough, is more torn up about having to leave his laptop behind in the fray instead of the apparent chaos around him, and pisses and moans about it for a good long while. Long battle made short: Achika does kick much ass but is eventually overwhelmed by the sheer amount of... squid, Jun is turned into a homing-needle-pincushion, and Tsune has to run in and save their behinds.
Not that crack!ified, you say! Posh! But, I shall tell you this: nothing is scarier than a Naruto/Power Rangers crossover than, perhaps, a Team Takeshi Megazord. And Takeshi does a wonderful impersonation of Zordon, by the way (because all I've seen are the oldschool first season eps). As expected, they destroy the squid populace and are about to relax and perhaps salvage what they can of their hotdogs, when, by some wonderful Zord mechanical error, they kind of step on (and kill) a librarian's cat. Thus begins the battle of Team Takeshi Megazord vs. The Librarian!Zord! Again, they emerge victorious and by the same time-jumping powers that allowed the first power rangers to leap straight into the cockpit of a 10-story mechanical animal, are once again safe on the ground. Where Tsune is harrassed (and has his manhood challenged) by a gay stand-up comedian while Achika and Jun sit back and laugh their asses off while eating snowcones.
...How the hell do I dream this stuff up? I just... dude, I'm not on any medication or whatever, and I'm reasonably sane. Why are my dreams messed up crack!chaos? *headdesk*
Had to draw a poster of the "perfect employee" in White's 3-hour class, today. My "perfect employee" looks far too happy (much like a mannequin) and like, perhaps, something is shoved up his ass. Of course, that was the point of it - to make him look scarily happy - but I didn't mean to go for the shoved-up-the-ass approach. ...It's the probe that his boss uses to control him. I swear. They had to put it somewhere no one would ever think to look. >.>
Oh, and Danielle? Please do not use my clicky-eraser for your own sick sexual horndog fantasies. Why, yes, I know it wiggles. And I know you are amused by the innuendoes that are far too easy to make about it. But, not during school, 'kay? If you get more pleasure out of my drawing tools than from your fiance, then I think you need to have a TALK with dear Mike, hm? :D