"Ah-hah... hehheheheheh..... *facedesk*"

Apr 11, 2006 17:45

...It's a hint that you really hate your report when you print it out, and all you realize is that one of the titles reads: "How your mother affects your digestive system"... and then you're tempted to say screw it and slap some white-out and scribble over in pen instead of re-printing that page.

I still don't see the purpose of writing three pages of what your mouth does for the digestive system, even if you do include how it relates to other organs, the parts, and diseases. I swear, I was tempted to leave it at: "Your mouth chews food, duh" and then spend the rest of the paper talking about diseases/ailments. Really, all it connects to is the pharynx. Whooo. Exciting.  And I got stuck with Erin as a partner for this.... damn, it's gonna be so nice when she leaves, just so I don't get stuck doing all the work while she sleeps in class, or listen to her constantly saying: "Everyone at this school hates me" when you try to prod her lazy ass into working.

She could have at least of given me something cool to write about. Like your spleen, or pancreas. Hell, even the rectum/anus! Do you know what titles I could pull of with a rectum? Imagine this in twenty-four-point font on the title page: "Your Anus and You!" But will she have a sense of humor? Nooooo...

...Wow, I really didn't mean to have that become a rant-ish thing... mmmyep.

On another note, I'm surprised the pot I burned the rice in last night has come out completely clean. Heavy Duty Industrial Strength oven cleaner, although I have no idea why my mother puts such dangerous chemicals such as you in an unlocked cabinet that is in easy reach of young infants and toddlers everywhere, I love you.

KawaiiKitsuneCub: I LIKE THE GUY WITH THE KINDA-SURFER-ISH ACCENT, THOUGH
igurustim netih: ooohhh
igurustim netih: the wuss?
igurustim netih: hes awesome tooo <3333
KawaiiKitsuneCub: "Ah, uh, dude, they so picked the wrong guy for this mission"
igurustim netih: yeah!
KawaiiKitsuneCub: the wuss who reads cuecards!
igurustim netih: i love him XDD
KawaiiKitsuneCub: that'd be me if I was in organization XIII
igurustim netih: where are you currently?
KawaiiKitsuneCub: not kidding
igurustim netih: yeah
igurustim netih: i really wanna be in organization XIII now Dx
igurustim netih: everyones so cool xD
igurustim netih: but
KawaiiKitsuneCub: Kinding skipping between the Mulana nd Beast homeworlds
igurustim netih: there are a couple stupid people :/
KawaiiKitsuneCub: We can make a new oganization!
igurustim netih: ooh
igurustim netih: yay! :D
KawaiiKitsuneCub: Organization XIII 1/2
igurustim netih: xDDD
KawaiiKitsuneCub: I call being the honorary wuss/cue-card reader!
igurustim netih: and i can rape axel!
KawaiiKitsuneCub: "Come with us." "no." "Yes." "No. Get out of my way!" "...please?" "NO! And get the flip outta my way before I shove this keyblde up your ass!" "...okay."
igurustim netih: xDDDD
igurustim netih: wuss kid is really easy to kill, though xD
KawaiiKitsuneCub: "..Chelsie, you SUCK." "I like my bum keyblade-free, thankyouverymuch. And you didn't give me cookies to bribe him with."
igurustim netih: xDDD
KawaiiKitsuneCub: well, yeah, he's a wuss
igurustim netih: but yeah
igurustim netih: now you know
KawaiiKitsuneCub: I'd be there for moral support/comic relief/ team punching bag
igurustim netih: that axel kicks ass.
KawaiiKitsuneCub: he does. XD
KawaiiKitsuneCub: actually, even wuss-guy's weapon, that sitar, looks like a cello. x.x
KawaiiKitsuneCub: And I used to play the cello... >.>
KawaiiKitsuneCub: It's DESTINY :O
igurustim netih: xDD
KawaiiKitsuneCub: "...How come all the pussies have cellos? Cellos sound so cool and strong... ;.;" "Deal with it!" "...Okayyy..."
igurustim netih: i wonder what my weapon would be...
igurustim netih: hmmmmmmmmmm
KawaiiKitsuneCub: big spiky pointy things?
KawaiiKitsuneCub: or, like, a giant tablet pen?
igurustim netih: xDDDD
KawaiiKitsuneCub: That shoots LASERBEAMS
KawaiiKitsuneCub: you could, like, laser-scribe art on the walls of buildings with it
KawaiiKitsuneCub: and bash people over the head, too
igurustim netih: xDDD
KawaiiKitsuneCub: I'll poke them in the eye with my cello bow
KawaiiKitsuneCub: "Damn! You screwed me up and made that note flat! *pokes*"

...Because you SO know it would happen. >.>

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