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OMG ZOO DAY. ROAD TRIP POWERS ACTIVATE!
PHWOOOOOOOOSH!
*cough*
I love going to cookouts with my family; yesterday I was treated to at least a half hour of my parents and some of the muse family snickering over how phallic Rick and Karen's shrubberies looked. It's like I never left campus at all for the outside world.
Picked up my laptop yesterday. Apple store security for pick-ups is actually pretty lax. One guy came out the back with a Dell tower and boxed 24" screen iMac, didn't ask for paperwork/receipt of repair, and there was the following:
"Genius"lolz: These should be it. Want us to bring them out to your car? :D
Lady: ...suuuure. The big truck.
"Genius": Okay~ :D
Lady: ...you know, I'm just here for my laptop. These aren't mine.
"Genius": ...oh. Ohhhh. I'll go get your, uh, laptop. *Leaves computers out UNATTENDED in the middle of the store*
Ah, Apple, surely you truly do have have set the "Genius Bar" standard high. I could not dream of reaching it, with my lowly attachment to forms and receipts.
In other news, though, this amuses me so much:
PHWOOOOOOOOSH!
*cough*
I love going to cookouts with my family; yesterday I was treated to at least a half hour of my parents and some of the muse family snickering over how phallic Rick and Karen's shrubberies looked. It's like I never left campus at all for the outside world.
Picked up my laptop yesterday. Apple store security for pick-ups is actually pretty lax. One guy came out the back with a Dell tower and boxed 24" screen iMac, didn't ask for paperwork/receipt of repair, and there was the following:
"Genius"lolz: These should be it. Want us to bring them out to your car? :D
Lady: ...suuuure. The big truck.
"Genius": Okay~ :D
Lady: ...you know, I'm just here for my laptop. These aren't mine.
"Genius": ...oh. Ohhhh. I'll go get your, uh, laptop. *Leaves computers out UNATTENDED in the middle of the store*
Ah, Apple, surely you truly do have have set the "Genius Bar" standard high. I could not dream of reaching it, with my lowly attachment to forms and receipts.
In other news, though, this amuses me so much:
