What Happened to the Bread?: An April Fool's Day Mystery

[kiri_moth]

I bought a shiny new loaf of cinnamon challah! If you've never had it, challah is an egg bread, basically the same thing as brioche. It's soft and fluffy and slightly sweet and super delicious.

Comments

[blythechild]

Wait... dog hair??? That housekeeper is eeeeeeeeee-viiiiiiiiiiiiiil.

[kiri_moth]

Fo' reals!!!!!

I'm guessing that she left the gate to the kitchen open and the dog got in and got the challah, and she tried to hide it by putting it back in the bag. SO NO ONE WOULD BE THE WISER.

[blythechild]

She must have something on your employers to keep them from firing her... *shakes head in disbelief*

[kiri_moth]

I just don't even know anymore. I thought she was gone after the last incident which involved her bringing over a primative African(?) fertility figure with a giant penis on a spring and leaving it prominently on the mantel in the living room (she likes to bring strange things over and they already have a collection of nice things from Africa above the fireplace)

But no.

However, I'm beginning to think that I could probably never get fired either. So next time the children get on my nerves I'm going to sell them to roving gypsies in exchange for maaaagic potions.

[blythechild]

Sounds like a really solid plan.

Provided that you can find roving gypsies in the Bay Area...

[kiri_moth]

Roving hipsters, then?

[blythechild]

Oooohhh, better! They're EVERYWHERE!