STAB YOUR BACK
when i came home today, francine was frozen, sitting precariously between the desk and the counter. so i tried to pick her up and she yelled at me, SQUEAK EEK JKFDJAKJFLKDAJ! then i realized her little tail pie was stuck between the counter and the desk, my poor albino baby. so i had to remove her taily. serafina on the other hand had taken off on the floor somehow, only upon the shaking of the treat jar would she return. the rats are crazy. i had to get rid of the asianosity of this thing, it was making me sick and this was an old format that was still on here somehow. i saw trainspotting today, i'm sure you'll be happy to hear that christina. my favorite part had to be when he was going through withdrawal, that was pretty classy. "i'm just a bad person."