Don't Wake Me, I Plan on Sleeping In

May 31, 2004 02:45

This is a Public Service Announcement:

If, for some reason, any of you need to buy guacamole from the store... do NOT buy the "Guacamole Dip." Buy guacamole. Buy avocados. But for the love of God, STAY AWAY FROM THE GUACAMOLE DIP.

The "dip" part is really an elaborate ruse. The only thing about this stuff that's like guacamole is the green color. And I'm pretty sure that's due to preservatives, not anything having to do with avocados.

You've been warned.
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