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-Ah. Livejournal. My one true chance to recall to others a vague skeleton of my life, filled with details that will be ignored by everyone until twenty years from now when they are used to incriminate me.
-Had a HALO marathon tonight. Minor and I versus Dane and his friend Arturo. We were bent over like a bitch.
-Today we took the kids to City Park to ride the rides. Yippee. Actually, it was kinda fun. At any rate, it was better than sitting in that building trying to not slit my wrists out of boredom while separating Jonathan from Wilson. God this service project sucks. Oh well. Only 32 hours left.
-Today was so profitable in terms of quotes that there will, in fact, be three quotes of the day:
1. Uttered during a discussion between me and Perry about the lines used in bestiality porn (like, "Did someone order a pizza in straight porn"). Erik: "Your dog is burying a bone in my backyard."
2. Perry cited this reason for why he could never drive an SUV: "I don't have the depth perception to handle large things."
3. While explaining my sudden drop off in the frequency of my posts, I said "I don't know. I can't get it up... I mean, damnit, I can't get up the energy."
-Had a HALO marathon tonight. Minor and I versus Dane and his friend Arturo. We were bent over like a bitch.
-Today we took the kids to City Park to ride the rides. Yippee. Actually, it was kinda fun. At any rate, it was better than sitting in that building trying to not slit my wrists out of boredom while separating Jonathan from Wilson. God this service project sucks. Oh well. Only 32 hours left.
-Today was so profitable in terms of quotes that there will, in fact, be three quotes of the day:
1. Uttered during a discussion between me and Perry about the lines used in bestiality porn (like, "Did someone order a pizza in straight porn"). Erik: "Your dog is burying a bone in my backyard."
2. Perry cited this reason for why he could never drive an SUV: "I don't have the depth perception to handle large things."
3. While explaining my sudden drop off in the frequency of my posts, I said "I don't know. I can't get it up... I mean, damnit, I can't get up the energy."