let the record show...

[kirbybits]

...that when you take me out in public, and take me to something called a Naked Comedy Showcase, and when the emcee of said Showcase starts demanding that an audience member go up on stage and tell a joke naked

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[myselftheliar]

"I answer that call like it's the motherfucking Horn of Gondor."

I love you.

[myselftheliar]

AND I WANT TO GO.

[kirbybits]

I WAS SURPRISED ONCE AGAIN TO NOT SEE YOU IN THE AUDIENCE. I clearly need to stop assuming you're attending awesome things and start shaming and harassing you into going to stuff.

[myselftheliar]

I didn't even know it was going on!

[kirbybits]

LIES. I totally sent you a facebook invite, hoar.

[myselftheliar]

FACT: I ignore 99.9% of facebook