You would think I'd have wrangled a Chris Pine icon by now...
As a quick break from work...I have noticed something while reading/watching [ahem] a very very few interviews with Chris Pine, and really all the Star Trek actors. And this thing I have noticed is: No one is asking them any decent questions.
So, for your edification, here are the questions I would ask Chris Pine (after blurting out, "omg your face is a poem."):
1) Are you aware of the existence of, do you have an allergy to, and would you like to use some Chapstick?
2) How do you keep your beard so soft-looking? It is, as helpwess suggests, from deep-treating it with pussy juice?
3) So when was your tragic bout with acne, and what did you use to get rid of it and the scars?
4) [Insert every random, inane question NSync and/or the cast of Harry Potter was ever asked. Favorite ice cream color/what's on your stereo at home/etc]
5) Given that you were raised by actors, at least one of whom kept you in steady supply of acting textbooks, and also given that you're a Method actor who seems to be pretty serious about his career (knocked what could have been a really wooden Action Dude role out of the fucking ballpark, currently getting great reviews in that manplay)...what was it like working on set and in scenes with Lindsey Lohan? When you kissed her, did she taste like the women's bathroom counter at The Viper Room?
YOUR TURN! Come on you guys, I cannot handle one more interview where ZQ gets asked how he relates to Spock personally and C.Fine has to talk about how he wrote a letter to Shatner. NO MORE.
So, for your edification, here are the questions I would ask Chris Pine (after blurting out, "omg your face is a poem."):
1) Are you aware of the existence of, do you have an allergy to, and would you like to use some Chapstick?
2) How do you keep your beard so soft-looking? It is, as helpwess suggests, from deep-treating it with pussy juice?
3) So when was your tragic bout with acne, and what did you use to get rid of it and the scars?
4) [Insert every random, inane question NSync and/or the cast of Harry Potter was ever asked. Favorite ice cream color/what's on your stereo at home/etc]
5) Given that you were raised by actors, at least one of whom kept you in steady supply of acting textbooks, and also given that you're a Method actor who seems to be pretty serious about his career (knocked what could have been a really wooden Action Dude role out of the fucking ballpark, currently getting great reviews in that manplay)...what was it like working on set and in scenes with Lindsey Lohan? When you kissed her, did she taste like the women's bathroom counter at The Viper Room?
YOUR TURN! Come on you guys, I cannot handle one more interview where ZQ gets asked how he relates to Spock personally and C.Fine has to talk about how he wrote a letter to Shatner. NO MORE.