I.... Had a dream...
I had purchased a house, it was small and ramshackle, as first houses are wont to be, but I now had a house.
Inside were a lot of ghosts, but they weren't too difficult to be rid of, Luigi's mansion style, but I used a camera instead. I had gotten rid of most of them, but I came to the final room in the basement, and there was a gigantic coffin, I opened it up, and who should step out but BOWSER! He took my camera, crushed it, and squashed me into a jar, I went comatose for a while. When I wake up, an asian schoolgirl is looking at me, holding the jar in her hand. It looked like we were in a museum. Bowser had apparently gotten taken over while I was in the jar, and lost it to Feka Inc. (Johnny Turbo). Now it was a giant freaking EMPIRE STATE BUILDING! Not THE empire state building, just an empire state building. I thanked the girl, surprisingly she didn't play a larger part, and went on my way searching for my house. It was on the fifty seventh floor, and it was the same, complete with Bowser in the basement. I let him out again, and we took on the skyscraper. I would get my house, Bowser could have the skyscraper itself, I'm a stupid businessman in my dreams.
Bowser decided to start by getting rid of the touring japanese schoolgirls, there was a lot of them for some reason. He cut the elevator cables and jumped on top of it while it fell, crushing one group, then proceeded to rampage about the bottom floor. Ripping, snorting and tearing all the japanese schoolgirls. There didn't seem to be anything but them down there for some reason. I went further up, climbing the elevator cables further up. There were a lot of ghosts in the upper floors, and I somehow still had my camera, so I stopped them as I went. even the one shaped like a train. Go figure.
When I reached the eightieth floor, the ghosts changed into spiders, nasty disgusting vile creepy crawly hairy SPIDERS! Except for Squitter... (Donkey Kong Country 2). After I got done being crawled over by the spiders, Squitter showed up and gave me a ride up the outside of the building. He took me to the top floor, where the two of us got struck by lightning. I fell alllllllllll the way down to the ground, I even hit it, contrary to the more common falling dreams I have actually hit the ground in mine multiple times. I was fine. Bowser picked me up and threw me back up there, as I flew up, I watched him stamp on a few businessmen. It was funny.
At the top, I found the leader of Feka Inc. waiting for me. He had his briefcase in hand, and sunglasses on. He looked at me, and then I got jumped on by Siren. And woke up.
I will never know who one that fight, and that makes me sad. But dang was that an awesome dream.
Inside were a lot of ghosts, but they weren't too difficult to be rid of, Luigi's mansion style, but I used a camera instead. I had gotten rid of most of them, but I came to the final room in the basement, and there was a gigantic coffin, I opened it up, and who should step out but BOWSER! He took my camera, crushed it, and squashed me into a jar, I went comatose for a while. When I wake up, an asian schoolgirl is looking at me, holding the jar in her hand. It looked like we were in a museum. Bowser had apparently gotten taken over while I was in the jar, and lost it to Feka Inc. (Johnny Turbo). Now it was a giant freaking EMPIRE STATE BUILDING! Not THE empire state building, just an empire state building. I thanked the girl, surprisingly she didn't play a larger part, and went on my way searching for my house. It was on the fifty seventh floor, and it was the same, complete with Bowser in the basement. I let him out again, and we took on the skyscraper. I would get my house, Bowser could have the skyscraper itself, I'm a stupid businessman in my dreams.
Bowser decided to start by getting rid of the touring japanese schoolgirls, there was a lot of them for some reason. He cut the elevator cables and jumped on top of it while it fell, crushing one group, then proceeded to rampage about the bottom floor. Ripping, snorting and tearing all the japanese schoolgirls. There didn't seem to be anything but them down there for some reason. I went further up, climbing the elevator cables further up. There were a lot of ghosts in the upper floors, and I somehow still had my camera, so I stopped them as I went. even the one shaped like a train. Go figure.
When I reached the eightieth floor, the ghosts changed into spiders, nasty disgusting vile creepy crawly hairy SPIDERS! Except for Squitter... (Donkey Kong Country 2). After I got done being crawled over by the spiders, Squitter showed up and gave me a ride up the outside of the building. He took me to the top floor, where the two of us got struck by lightning. I fell alllllllllll the way down to the ground, I even hit it, contrary to the more common falling dreams I have actually hit the ground in mine multiple times. I was fine. Bowser picked me up and threw me back up there, as I flew up, I watched him stamp on a few businessmen. It was funny.
At the top, I found the leader of Feka Inc. waiting for me. He had his briefcase in hand, and sunglasses on. He looked at me, and then I got jumped on by Siren. And woke up.
I will never know who one that fight, and that makes me sad. But dang was that an awesome dream.